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Weekend Movie Haiku
Here's my thoughts on the movies coming out this weekend expressed in haiku form. I used to do movie haiku all the time, so I figured it was time for the whole phoenix from the ashes thing. And I use lower case for everything, because I bust my haiku all ee cummings-style, yo. That sound you hear is e.e. cummings turning over in his grave. Violently.
capote
seymour hoffman shines as the writer whose voice sounds just like droopy dog
greatest game ever played
golfing gagfest shows shia vs. holes, part deux i'll rent caddyshack
into the blue
jessie alba dons bikini for two hours guaranteed 10 mill
prize winner of defiance, ohio
julianne moore plays 50's housewife (gasp!) who pens annoying jingles
serenity
firefly returns cuz millions of geeks chanted serenity now
posted by drew on 9/30/2005
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