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Movie Haikus Proven To Lower Blood Pressure by 13%!
I know it's now the tail end of the weekend, but at long last I've got what you've been waiting for. No, not the results of last night's Powerball drawing...it's my thoughts on the new movies coming out this weekend expressed in haiku form. Remember, I use lower case for everything, because I bust my haiku all ee cummings-style, yo.
That sound you hear is e.e. cummings turning over in his grave. Vehemently.
date movie
pity hannigan she never should have stuck that flute up her hoo hoo
eight below
caucasian snow dogs you know, i wish feral dogs would eat paul walker
freedomland
moore blames bad black man methinks she's hiding something susan smith's fave flick!
Related tune: Baby You Can Drive My Car by The Beatles (mp3 via ericandrolmen.com)
posted by drew on 2/19/2006
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