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Who's Your Caddy? Script
I came from the bottom
I made it to the top
And I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop
Coming to your town
to invade your block
Yo, we live from the hood,
taking over your spot
I came from the bottom,
I made it to the top
I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop
I'm gonna drop
Whatever I drop is hot
It's gonna rock
Got so much money,
now I can't be stopped
Follow me
while I take you on an odyssey
I'm gettin' dollars, see,
can't nothin' bother me
Green grass, yeah,
blowin' on the hood
Million-dollar caddy
call me Tiger Woods
... from the bottom, I made it to the top
I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop
Coming to the your town
to invade your block
We live from the hood,
takin' over your spot
I came from the bottom,
I made it to the top
I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop
Coming to your town
to invade your block
We ride from the hood,
takin’ over your spot
Yo, drop
Nice ride
- What’s up, my guy?
- Whoa, C-Note, Im a huge fan
- Is that right? Okay
- Yeah
What’s up, G?
Hey, who on tour this week?
Gnarls Barkley
Can you hook my boy up
with some backstage passes?
I think he tryin to get
his pimp thing together
Hey, thanks a lot
All right? Peace, buddy
- Hey
- How you doing?
You still breast feed?
Well, it ain't the Southside
- No
- Sure ain’t
You got to be kidding
Is this the caliber of person
we want in the club?
With all due respect, Mr Cummings,
he was the President of
United States
An unfortunate accident
And besides, I cant stand the wife
Denied Next?
Oh, hmm, dykes on spikes
I’m led to believe he does have
a very successful talk show
Denied Next?
What’s happening, players?
What’s the burning in here?
- What y'all smokin on?
- Blip pow
- All right
I call you back
And how you doin?
May I help you?
Yes, I want to get an application
for membership
You don't just apply
for membership here
You have to be invited
Your eyes blue?
Ooh, I bet they be tryin to kiss you
in the mouth
Denied
Mr Cummings, we have a problem
There’s no problem
- Uh
Hell, no
That ain’t the Rev
I didn’t know Al Sharpton was a member
What’s happening?
We in the right place?
How may we help you?
Im in desperate search
of an application, sir
Uh, well
take them to the Caddy Master
We always have a spot in the yard
for an enterprising young man
who can carry a bag
- What?
- What?
Did he call you a nigger?
- Uh...
- You want me to carry a bag?
If you’d prefer,
you could work in the stables
- Horses?!
- How are you with a shovel?
- Shovel?!
- He just said,
Nigger, shovel that horse shit
- Meto shovel horse shit?
- Its honest work
G, could you please school
this nine-ball on who hes talking to?
Yes, I will
Gentlemen, step back!
Shout it
You are in the presence
of a multi-platinum greatness
Preach that shit!
The impresario of hip-hop
- Bam!
- The godfather of modern rap
- Bam!
- The artist formerly known as
Bam!
- Tell it, girl
- Christopher C Hawkins,
the one, the only, C-Note
Southside
Southside!
Im sorry, Mr Note
I... I don't watch much MTV
As you can see,
were in the middle
of reviewing candidates
for membership, so
Well, we just in time
Sign me up
Im afraid it doesn't work
that way
You see, we have
a very stringent application process
Stringent
Can I get a stringent on the rocks?
Okay, G, could you please show him
some love for me one time
- How's a million?
- Memberships only 500,
Keep the rest as a gratuity,
you know, for letting us
circumvent your stringent process
You feel me?
No, I don't feel you
This is a very exclusive club
We have a five-year waiting list
A five-year waiting list
of over 600 very qualified candidates
Very qualified
We only have 180 members
I can assure you, Mr Note,
there is not a chance in hell
that you will be number
You feel me?
That’s cold, my brother
Im not your brother
That’s some astringent shit
Please show Mr Note and his friends
to the exit
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
Hey, this some bullshit
Were gonna talk
to Johnny Cochran about this
Hes dead
Oh, wait a minute
You killed Johnny Cochran?
You moron
Hes dead?
Lets ride
- Lets go
- This is astringent
- All this is astringent
Yeah, we comin back
We comin back
with more black people
Well be talkin to you soon
Step outside,
well be astringent
Come on here, girl
Thank you
Great party house
on one of the best streets
in Carolina Pines
Location, location, location, right?
Oh, it has a six-car garage,
plenty of parking for all your guests,
and more square footage
than you’ll know what to do with
Oh, Tom Cruise lives
two doors down
His lot size is much smaller
Now, cant you just hear the blender
whipping up a batch of Margaritas
while you’re kicking back,
catching some rays with your bitches
- Your what?
- Bitches
Watch your mouth, buddy
Oh, bitches, pretty girls, I get it
Im down with that
I could just smell those lines being cut
Mmm
Are you pickin up
what Im puttin down?
You feel me, don’t ya?
Yeah
All right, lets move on
If I haven’t sold you already,
give me one more chance
because this is
the pièce de rèsistance
You have the entire
Carolina Pines Golf and Country Club
right here in your back yard
Oh, and that...
that right there is the 17th hole,
made famous
when Jack Nicklaus called it the
Best hole in all of golf
Yes, you’re a fan
Everybody knows Jacks the man
Yeah, but all about Tiger
- Hes so cute
- Hey, G, how we looking?
That was my contact
at the County Registrars office
Everything checks out
We good
All right
Well take it, all cash offer
Tell your client I need to close
by the end of business tomorrow
- Can you do that?
- Oh, fabulous
You are really going to spice things up around
here
You bring the sugar
Fantastic
- Honey
- Hmm?
I have a lesson with the golf pro today
That’s fine, honey
Just keep your head down
and keep your eyes on the ball
What do you think
about what Im wearing?
Uh, yeah its perfect
Ugh
I think I wear this
it wont restrict my swing
Well, that’s perfect, honey
Just remember,
keep your head down
and your eyes on the ball
So when will you make a decision?
Within the next three weeks
Well, I think I speak
for everyone here at Carolina Pines
when I say
we would love to host the US Open
We did have
a successful tournament here,
the year that Jack Nicklaus
shot a 62 on the last day
Oh, yeah, he had a good round
its only two strokes
off my course record
Did I ever tell you about that?
Just last week
- Never grows old, sir
- Yeah
Did you hear something?
Uh, I think its coming
from the 17th, over there
Come on, girls, give it to me now
Stay close
- Sexy
- That’s right
- Oh
- Burn, man
- Shit
- Uh-huh, now
- Im back
- Oh, I love my job
Im your fireman,
fire, fa, fireman
I got that fire, Im hollering
I got that fire, come and try me
You can spark it up,
and Im-a put you out
Ain’t nobody fucking
with me man
Heatman, Ski Mask,
spending next weeks cash, he fast
- And I don’t even need a G pass
- Shake what your mamma gave ya, yeah
Im passing em out now
And you cant have that
And my chain Toucan Sam that
Tropical colors you cant match that
Gotta be abstract
- Oh, how y’all...
- You catch my gal legs open
- Betta smash that
- Cut!
What the hell are you doing
in my golf course?
Shootin a music video
What it look like?
It looks to me like trespassing
It does look like trespassing
And you’re the one
that’s doin the trespassing
Now, get your monkey ass
off my property
Your property?
You see that line?
It represents
the property line of that estate
Now, 99 years ago your club
leased the land from the owner of record
That 99-year lease expired yesterday,
and was not renewed
One acre belonging to Carolina Pines
reverted back to the owner
of that property
Guess who closed escrow yesterday?
Whoo!
How much do you want?
Oh, it ain’t about the money
I don't wanna beat you up
on the land at all
All I want is a membership,
and I sign everything over to you
I never get that past the board
All right, girls,
were going commando style
Everybody take off your tops
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
All right, I try
I do what I...
You got a deal
Okay
Don’t play with me, though
I keep you up
way past your bedtime deal?
All right, everybody back to one
Here we go, girls
And action!
- Yeah, yeah
- Uh, Im sorry, Frosty
Just a slight misunderstanding
Is he a member?
No I assure you, no
I be back in three weeks
to make my final decision
Well make this our little secret,
but if I find out that this
is how you run your club, Cummings,
the only thing you’ll be hosting
is a Bud Light commercial
I like those Bud Light commercials...
funny and creat...
I’m all over it, sir
Can I go back and watch
for a little bit?
No
Everyone
Id like to introduce you
to Miss Shannon Williams
Hello Nice to meet you all
I’ve hired Miss Williams
to handle the C-Note situation
She comes highly recommended
Graduated top of her class
from Harvard,
law degree from Columbia
Miss Williams
Gentlemen,
Im not going to waste your time
He owns the property legally
and outright,
and you have
no legal recourse to get it back
Now, the way I see it
is you have two choices...
Take his offer or buy him out
- Harrington?
- Well, yes, its a complex scenario...
- Well buy him out
- Well buy him out
As you legal counsel,
I would advise against it
If I were you, Id take his offer
- Not an option
- Not an option, no
May I ask why?
Hes a... hes a rapper
Not quite our class, dear
This is not a strip club
its a golf and polo club
its gentleman’s club
Well, its gonna cost you
Throw some money at him,
Miss Williams,
and make him go away
That’s right
So what I need you to do
is call your boys,
crunch the numbers and y’all
gotta make this thing work for me
I don’t think its working
on the bill, you now
You either want to be
part of the team or you don’t
Toodles Jackass
Sorry to interrupt you, C,
but we have here a Ms Williams,
and she’s a
lawyer?
Can I interest you
in something to drink?
No, thank you
This is a business call
- Water?
- No
- Kool Aid?
- No
- Juice?
- No, thank you, Mr Hawkins
All right, cool
Have a seat
Okay
We gotta give you a hand
- Smart play
- How's that?
Sending a beautiful, voluptuous,
honey-caramel-complexioned sister here
to do battle with the big bad brother
from the streets
Mr Hawkins,
you’re hardly from the streets
You went to Dartmouth
You graduated
with a bachelor degree in business,
a minor in English lit
- Hmm
- You played lacrosse for the Big Green
Rightwing, wasn’t it?
So this gangsta rap thing cover up
that you got going
wont get any play with me
Well, either you know
how to Google real good,
or somebody done did their homework
Well, I like to know
who Im dealing with
So were dealing now
Yes, Im authorized
to settle this dispute
All I want is the membership
I don’t know nothing
about no dispute
My client was under duress
and made a rash verbal commitment
Hed like to honor his word but alter it
Oh, this ain’t about the money
I know
its about sticking it to the man
So what’s the number?
There is no number
Come on
Everybody has a price
Girl, you done brought me a gift?
Yes, we did
Three million dollars?
That’s grocery money, baby
Now, the property alone is worth
five million in a soft market
You do the math
You tryin to play me?
Im not trying to play you
I just want to settle this
So what will it take?
I want a membership,
and I wanna
stick it to the man
And the deal is done
You know it could happen,
it don't happen
Till it happen, when it happen
- You gonna wish it never did
- Hey!
That’s the 458, man
You got the where the 622 should be
its stupid its stupid!
Are you sure you wont reconsider?
Well, I don’t know
You might have to tell your boss man,
sir, that I ain’t gonna change my mind
C-100!
Lookin good
Bam, check it out
What’s up?
Plasma screen televisions,
X- Box 360,
30-gig mega... rrrrr
with a rrrr hard drive
so you can download the
MP
Navigation system
so you can ghost-ride the whip
- Ghost-ride the whip
- Ghost-ride the whip
- Ghost-ride the whip
- ghost-ride the whip
Ghost-ride the whip
Now, freeze
Let it go
Bam!
- Bill me, baby
- What you know about that?
- What’s happenin?
- You know it could happen
- Yeah!
- It don't happen
Till it happen when it happen,
you gonna wish it never did
You know it could happen
It don't happen
till it happen when it happen
You gonna wish it never did
So how much it cost me?
Nothing Hes not interested
in your money
This is not acceptable,
Miss Williams
I need you to kid-glove this guy,
you know, speak his language,
you know, wine and dine him
Mr Cummings, I am a lawyer,
not a street hooker
I didn’t mean to insult you,
Miss Williams
Im just up against it
Exactly what are you up against?
His lifestyle has jeopardized
our chances of hosting the US Open
The USGAs going to be here
in three weeks to make their decision,
and I need this guy gone
I will not let a low-life street thug ruin everything
I’ve worked so hard for
So give him a membership
Have you not been listening
to what I’ve been saying?
According to your bylaws,
all new members are on probation
for the first four weeks
Ah
I like where you’re heads at
If he even breaks one rule,
the slightest infraction,
Yeah, he wont last one day
And then you’ll have grounds
for dismemberment
Dismemberment
Oh I like the sound of that
I thought you would
Have a good day
Whoa, Killah Ink
Hey, Mr C
What’s happening, baby?
I have to hand it to you,
Mr Hawkins
- That was a heck of an entrance
- Who got next?
Show me the money
Show me the channel, baby
Show me that cheese
Get in where you fit in
Money talkin, bullshitwalkin
We doin it just like the strip clubs
You got to pay to play, baby
How you feelin, kid?
You ready to sink this thing or what?
- Nothing but net
- Call the shot, Caddy Mack
Okay, boys, listen up
Here’s the shot
Off the ice machine, into the pole,
off the fire extinguisher,
into the ball washer,
bounce, bounce, bounce,
into the vending machine,
into the bucket
Easy like Sunday morning, baby
Now, you good, Mick-o,
but you ain’t that good
You guys, step back for me, huh?
Hey, what kind of odds
are y’all layin down
- What’s up? What you doin, hustler?
- What’s up, baby?
- Hey, old timer How ya doin, bro?
- Hey
- Good to see you, man
- Whoo, how's your mom?
- Doin good, man
- Well, you give her my best
- Will do, will do
- Yo, yo, my man
Why don’t you did deep
in your pockets
and get into this game?
Boy, you still out here
hustling them greens?
Is water still wet?
Does a bear shit in the woods
and wipe his ass with a white rabbit?
You’re damn right
Im still reading them, baby
Well, I tell you what
Ten to one
my man right here
slams it home, baby
If you wanna rake some easy cash,
Id take that bet
Im gonna make it
even sweeter for you
I want a stack
That’s a stizzle on my nizzle
for the whizzle
That’s the win if you know that one
Make it light on yourself, baby
Come on, baby
Come on, come on, baby
Yeah!
- Bam!
- Money!
That boy got game
Tiger who?
Tiger mother-lovin who
Yes
Throws some Ds on that
Just bought a Cadillac
Rich Boy sellin' it
All them haters wanna jack
Tight, no stick,
just bought a Cadillac
Throw some Ds on that
Just bought a Cadillac
Throw some Ds on that b...
Throw some Ds on that ho!
Sweet ride
Wilson, shut up
- Sorry
- Man, you look like the Easter Bunny
Mr C, Mr C, I didn’t know
they made them pants for men
I thought they was women’s britches
Look like a red-headed bitch
with a blue sweater on
Quiet on the tee
I love it
Now its time to play some golf
You know,
cash boys, the music man
Yeah, let me tell you
why I'm undefeated
I'm the best at this game
lost one as soon as you
stepped in this lane
Told y'all, showed y'all
I was the one
Spittin' flames,
shinin' bright as the sun
So I rock my ice just to cool y'all
Do you know how much money
this jewelry costs?
Hold onto that thought,
I'm B-A-D
Starvin' MCs I E-A-T
Now, y'all couldn't beat us,
even if you cheat us
On the golf course
in my Adidas
I'm far side,
it's all right
On the green, gettin' high
as I shoot the par-fives
Stop cry in',
what's all the fuss about?
Like MTV, I'll burn this house
Might get mad, flip,
freakin' cuss you out
Like you a bad mutha,
shut your mouth
I won this game like a champion
'Cause I'm always doin'
what can't be done
Another hole-in-one
when I hit the tee
On a winnin' spree,
call it a victory
I won this game like a champion
And I'm always doin'
what can't be done
Another hole-in-one
when I hit the tee
On a winnin’ spree,
call it a victory
He don't talk the name about it...
Oh, Mulligan!
Can I give you a piece of advice?
Take it back low and slow
And then when you come through
and hit the ball,
just don’t try to kill it
I gotcha
Whoo! Yeah
Nice call
- Who’s your caddy?
- You
Ride up front with your boy
Lets go, y’all
I won this game like a champion
Another hole-in-one
when I hit the tee
On a winnin spree,
call it a victory
Uh, give me my 60-degree wedge
Check this out
Is that a Nos system?
You better believe it
Want me to give it some juice?
- Yeah
- Hey, yo, B, hold on
- What?
- I’m-a count you down
Three, two, one
Southside
Slow down!
Brake!
Incoming!
Oh
Ohh!
Damn
Hey, boy
Whoo!
Fore!
You stupid
- Here, come on
- How would you say, 50 feet?
Hey, Mr C,
what’d you shoot today, baby?
Uh, I only got one hole in
So that means you shot a low score
Hello
That looks scrumptious-ssss
Well, its She Crab Soup
its our signature dish
You really should try some, sir
I will
Mm-hmm
Hey my-guy,
what’s your name, buddy?
Wilson, sir
Nah, don’t call me sir
The names Christopher
Sorry, sir... I mean, Christopher, sir...
I mean... I like you
All right, Dice Clay Jr, sir
Holler at your boy, Mr C!
Holler at ya, Miss
Freedom gonna come some day
Freedom, oh, oh
You see something you like?
You better keep looking
at the man in the mirror
bro
I know I got a bangin body
I got it goin on
You must like what you see
You must like what you see
Cause you see a brother like me
Huh, huh, huh,
and Im-a break it down
Im-a break it down
And when I wanna stop
Back to the beat
Bam, bam, bam
Look, I know it looks big,
but its only three inches
from the back wall
How's your mamma and them?
Oh, oh, oh
This is a nice-ass pad
What’s happenin, baby
Yeah, if you like turned-up collars
with polo ponies and pink-striped pants
- Which we don’t
- Which we don’t
Now, what’s this, though?
Trophies, anyone?
Okay, not only do they have trophies,
they got a pimp cup
Look at this, the Inglewood pimp cup
- Hmm
- Look, they put your balls in a glass
Yeah
I don’t see no pictures of my boy Tiger
Nah, no negras hear
We got goin?
Nah, hold up
That’s a brother right there, isn’t it?
No, that’s just a caddy
Hey, what up, Christopher?
I hear you’re getting
your jacket tonight, man
- That’s tight
- What’s up, baby boy?
Watch a doin?
Your dads got
a lot of hardware around here
Looks like
he the club champion up in here
Yeah He cheats
What’s this right here?
Carolina Classic?
Its the biggest polo tournament
in the country
- You play?
- I suck
- Can anybody play?
- If you got the bankroll, yeah
Hey, gang, I think its time
we bought ourselves a polo team
- G, you got me?
- I got you
Call Ralph
Party, people!
- Yeah
- Horse?
- Horses
- I’m not riding on a horse
Ladies and gentlemen,
as you know, the jacket ceremony
for new inductees here at Carolina Pines
is a sacred tradition
So lets get to it
Pray all assembled,
please raise your glasses
And join me in welcoming
our first inductee...
Mr Carson Courtemarche
- Oh, hell no, hell no
- Whatever
You got a big-ass head, brother
Look at that big-ass head
Boo, boo, boo
You got a shiny forehead
Chump Nice haircut
Uh I have no words to describe
our next inductee
Ain’t no words!
- Damn right
- Ain’t no words
So lets welcome
Mr Christopher Hawkins
Yo, C!
C! C! C! C!
Yeah, walk it off!
- C! C!
- Its about time
- C! C! C! C!
- Walk it off!
- Bam!
Bam! Bam! Bam!
- Killah Ink!
- Bam! Whoo-hoo!
You’re doin it
You’re lookin good
You’re lookin good
Uh, unfortunately,
I have a little bit of bad news
Uh-oh, somebody pregnant
Mr Hawkins, your membership
has been officially revoked
What?!
- Revoked?
- Did he say nigger?
- This don’t make no sense
Hold on one second Back up, stiff
Hold on, khaki-man
Hold on, hold on one minute
What do you mean, revoked?
Enlighten him, Miss Williams
Who is Miss Wilson?
Mr Hawkins, you have violated
several of the clubs bylaws
If you please turn your attention
to the plasma screen
- Court TV
- Here we go
Violation number one,
rule 729-
No personal or commercial aircrafts
may land on the course
except in case of emergency
Hold on, Ronald Reagan Jr
If you see the plasma, you see
the chopper didn’t even touch the grass
Didn’t even touch the ground, lady
Oh, yeah, oh yeah
I didn’t even see that
Can you say hovering?
Its a technicality
We are getting technical, aren't we?
Violation number two,
section E, rule 12...
What did he do now,
proper light skin?
Thirty-six, dash
No firearms are permitted
on the premises
No, hold up, hold up
- I’m will whoop her ass
- Excuse me, dog
This is signed by the mayor
The permit to carry my weapon
wherever and whenever I would like to
- Forgery
Forg...!
The potato salad was a forgery
- No, Mr Mayor
- My signature
- Anything else?
- But... what about that... that monstrosity?
- That’s Big Large
- He almost killed me
Is that against the rules, too?
You are a disgrace to every member
who’s come before you
You’re not fit to wear
the Carolina Pines crest
What does this mean?
- Daddy?
- What?
Oh, shoot
Sweet Jesus
Excuse me, honey
Excuse me
What does this mean?
What does it mean?
Hes not fit to wear
the Carolina Pines crest?
- Preach on it!
- Go on, Reverend!
Does this mean hes not the right size?
In the words of Whitney Houston,
Hell to the no!
Or is it about something else,
something more sinister?
- Holler!
- Cause this is surely not about
guns and golf carts
Tell it!
- This is not about rules and infractions
No, no, no
This here is about black and white
- Free Mandela!
- That’s what Im talkin about!
This is about rich and poor
There’s a lot of rich,
not enough poor in here
Why cant a soul brother
- walk these fairways, huh?
- Amen!
Why cant a soul brother
be Capn Crunch?
I wanna know
Capn...
Capn Crunch
Captain Crunch?
He in the zone
Preach, little preach!
If you strip this brother of his jacket,
you will strip yourselves
of your very souls
Hallelujah!
Halle-shunna-hiya-hiya,
hoola-nah-nah shunna
Now I ask you
are you going to take away
this beautiful brothers dream?
- Mm-mmm
- Hmm?
What did the man say?
I think not because if you do,
I will sue the living...
- Shit!
- Out of you
Can I get a amen?
Amen!
- Amen
Hallelujah!
Holler if you hear me
Peace out!
Come on
Fire's gonna leave it low now
- Here we go!
- Yes!
Who the hell was that?
Yeah, I told you
we was gonna get in, baby, all day
Hey, C-Note,
I just wanna say, man,
I was really impressed
with how you handled my father
I’ve never seen anyone
diss him like that
Well, Im gonna tell you something
Ain’t nobody scared of your daddy
You know what Im talkin about?
All right, what he do?
What he do?
What up? What up?
What’s happening?
The boys wanna take the chopper
into the city and party You in?
Y’all go ahead and do that
I catch up with y’all in a minute
Ain’t she
a little Abercrombie and Bitch for you?
Girl, you crazy Y’all have fun
- Crazy
- All right
My girlfriend Rashida
gets off the pole in
Shout me a holler, C!
So check this out
You wanna come to the city
and party with us?
I don’t know I mean,
are they gonna have shotguns there?
Front seat
All right
Mmm
Ahh
- She's so cinematic
- Mmm
She's so cinematic
She's turned me to an addict
Got me addicted to her
To her, to her, to her, to her
- To her, to her, to her
- Ooh
Ooh, yeah shawty so cinematic
I spit a little game
just to get the rabbit
It's me on the microphone,
I've been an addict
Yo, pimp yo' rabbit,
I could pimp your static
Yo, how you been doin?
Welcome to the club
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Where you goin?
Hey its a nice jacket
You earned it
You know I don’t back down
for nothing
I don’t expect you to
Why don't we stop this
me versus you and
together take a little break and...
Take a break?
Get to know one another,
be friends or something
You know, hang?
- Hang
- Rent a movie
I got T-shirts, footies
Id rather scratch
We got some hood in us after all
Let me find out
Good-night, Mr Hawkins
Id rather say good-morning
Good-night
She’s so cinematic
She’s so cinematic
She's turned me to an addict
Got me addicted to her
To her, to her, to her
To her, to her, to her, to her
I like country clubs
Mick-a-leek-o
Looks like I ain’t the only one
out here breaking the rules
Yeah, well, this is the only time
I get a chance to practice
What are you practicing for?
I just love the game
If you have that much love for the game, you’ll have
to get a new bag of sticks
They work for me
Oh, they sure do
Holler at your boy, man
Yup
We ain't done, son
Uh-huh
Ha ha
Don't make that booty clap
Don't make that booty clap
We gonna make that booty clap
Gonna make that booty clap
Girl, don't make that booty clap
Don't make that booty clap
We gonna make that booty clap
Gonna make that booty clap
You ain't gonna do it
You ain't gonna...
You like her, don’t you?
If my father knew I was here,
hed shit a golf ball
You wanna slap that ass?
Think I do
You have to know you do
You wanna... you wanna slap that ass?
I do
Whose ass is it?
Hers?
No
its your ass
its mine?
Okay, you better get your...
Its Tank, baby, in the flesh
Long time, no see
- Tank?
- Yeah
I thought you got life
Oh, no, baby
Im out, Im out
Oh
Think I could slap it?
I mean, not like a tiger,
but like a teddy bear
Tigers play too rough
So slap it like a nice teddy bear
You been lifting weights?
Oh, Id rather be lifting you, girl
Oh, I know
Well, you know I cut out the protein
- I’m eating a lot of sugar
- Oh, yeah
its time to get
some of this chocolate going
Uh-huh Oh, you want that chocolate?
Uh-huh, carve it up?
Yeah, melted, uh-huh
Ooh, girl
Lets pick up where we left off,
but there ain’t gonna be
no police this time, all right?
Okay You know, Tank
All right I lifted that restraining order
its all... its all good
Wont be no cops
Come on Whoo!
- I’m gonna do it
- You feel it?
Im gonna do it I feel it
- Do it Slap it
- Do it
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
There you go!
Pop it one time
Yeah!
Don’t tease me, baby
I’ve got a long fuse, girl
- I work it, I work it
- Come on, come on
Bring it on
Back it up, back it up
Oh! Oh!
I think Im pregnant!
I think Im pregnant!
You’re not popping it enough
There you go
That’s it Whoa!
We ain't done, son
What do you want?
A little help
A little help?
Yeah, what do you mean, little?
Uh I mean, I have a small job
Small? What do you mean small?
Are you trying to disrespect me?
No, no, no, I meant no disrespect
Hey, check this out, big man
Come on, now
Does this look small to you, huh?
Im sorry
My bad
Uh, word on the street is
you the man
to see about a... a job
What are we talking about?
A hundred
- large
- Now you’re speaking my language
Who’s the mark?
Christopher Hawkins
C- Note?
I want him gone
- Gone permanently?
- Or just gone
I want him out of my life
permanently
Consider him gone
You’ll get the other half
when the job is done
Hey, ma
Don’t you Hey, mamma me
I ain’t seen you in eight days,
and you skipped church last week
I’ve been busy
Too busy to come see your mamma?
Nah, its just work, that’s all
Gangsta rap
That’s what you call work, baby?
Its just what I do
You know, you gotta roll with it, now
I roll with it when you grow up,
meet yourself a nice little girl
and settle your butt down somewhere
I have you know
I think I might’ve found me one
Oh
I hope its not one of them little
nasty video skank types again
She’s a lawyer
A lawyer, huh?
Now you’re swimming in deep water
What’s she like?
She shot me down tonight
Not impressed with your money, huh?
- Guess not
- I like her already
What’s that? Im hungry
You got enough for me?
What do you think?
I always got enough for you
Go sit down
I make you a plate
Whoo!
My god
Smell that fresh air
Such a beautiful day for golf
its goin down
You know, this is the whole
that Jack Nicklaus eagled
to win the US Open
I know
I was there
Lt was like 20 years ago
Yeah, my dad caddied for him
Your dad is Bobby Hawkins?
Yeah
Hes a legend around here
And I heard
that he shot the course record
Well, it was a 59 unofficially
Cummings was never going to let
a caddy take the record away from him
Is that what this is all about?
No I just love the game, my friend
Putter
Grab that flag over there for me
I show you how we do this here
What about you?
What about me?
Well, you should be playing
the game for a living
instead of toting my bag
Someday
Well, you know,
someday comes and goes
quicker than you think
You gotta chase it
Lets take it in
We came to set the party off
I came to set the party off
You came to set the party off
Hey, pimp, get a girl...
Get a pimp, get a girl
Get a pimp, get a girl
Get a pimp, get a girl
Let's get this party off
Mmm, delicious
Yeah, Im glad you like it
its my special recipe
Do you like what I'm seeing'?
Mix up the black
and the white Puerto Rican
Even some European
Straight out of Compton
Here's the crazy bother
name Ice Cube
From the stupid dope gang
with a attitude
- Oh, Jesus
- When I'm called off
I got a sawed off
Kick knowledge
and bodies are hauled off
You, too, boy if ya get with me
- Wilson!
- Sup?
What’s that in your mouth?
Oh, that’s the grill, my niggard
I am not your niggard!
Whatever
Goin' off on every body like that
Yo, yo, yo, this is Kidd Clean
comin live and direct,
representin Killah Ink
My fellas,
Lets go and get this mutha poppin
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you all know what it is
I want everybody right now
who came out to the party
give it up for my boy Wilson
- What’s up, badass?
- What up?
Right now,
we got a special performance
cause you all know
I know how to pull strings
We got all the way from Atlanta, Georgia, just for
your on your birthday,
Give it up one time,
East Point represent!
I'm about it, who about it?
I'm about it, you about it?
What the hell you waiting for?
I'm about it, who about it?
Need to stop the hating, boy
Hey, shortie, let me see
if you can do it like I do it
Commenced to getting to it
while you sipping on that fluid
Got the Chevy paint dripping
while I'm burning on that gritchet
Come and smoke with a pimp,
and ride with a player
Off to the A-T-L,
eastside that's Decatur
Got a couple shorties
on the low it's going digital
Are you hot?
Im good, not too bad
Not you, idiot!
The bomb! Is it hot?
Is it hot?
Give me a minute
I love freaky girls,
so baby, come give it up
Hey, tell me
what you're waiting for
Hey, what the hell you waiting for?
This is Lil Rod
Im-a go
Well, light them up,
and lets get the hell out of here
What the hell you waiting for?
I'm about it, who about it?
Who can stop the hatin', boy?
I keep the best, fine greenery
around the whole city
I'm fresh from my head to feet,
the ladies lust for me
'Cause your boy
smokes pounds down
King of the crop, now
Not too long ago I had
to take it like a rebound
So give me
that got stacks on dizzeck
When I walk by,
watch the ladies break their nizzeck
They know I'm a baller,
young shot caller
Bomb! Bomb!
Everybody down!
Hey, G, who did this?
I just got the word out
Im waiting to hear back
Just get me a name
You give me a couple days
I said I wanted him gone,
not dead
Gone is dead,
dead and gone
If you want an omelet, my brother,
you have to break a few eggs
You planted a bomb
at my kids pool party!
Its called collateral damage
Collateral damage?!
You blew up my car!
The deals off
Im not paying you one penny more,
you little prick
- Bite me!
- Oh, eat me!
Y’all are work it
Y’all are making papa grow
You’re late, young man
Sorry, I got hung up, ma
Traffic
its all right, though
You lookin good
Got hung up
It ain’t how I heard it
You all right?
Im good
What you got goin on in here,
momma?
Well, Miss Williams wants to know
more about you,
so she came to the source
Is that right?
Im gonna whip y’all up
something to eat
Yes, maam
I gotta tell you,
I don’t understand this generation
In my day, you met somebody
You fell in love
You got married, you had babies,
none of this sleeping around
and booty calls and online sex
You kids got it all wrong
Momma, chill out
Do we gotta do this now?
Damn right, we have to do it
Look at you
You’re running
around town making millions,
shooting videos, carrying on,
but where’s the love, Christopher?
Little girl, I got your number, too
You running around town
with your big fancy law degree
and your power suits,
spending your time
in a courtroom instead of a bedroom
Your eggs aren’t getting any fresher
Sweet potato pie?
Yes, maam
This is it
Oh got pictures
Oh
Nice look
Now, that was so long ago
Okay, so tell me,
was LL more upset with you
about stealing his clothes
or his little, thin mustache?
Well, if you really want to know the truth,
it took me about six, seven months
to get this here chin together,
but LL did help me win
the talent show with that I Need Love
Pow
Im sure you did need love,
looking like that
Don’t do me like that
I’ve got a couple fashion skeletons
in my closet, too, thanks to Madonna
That must’ve been
so devastating to a girl like you
Whoo
- You’re crazy
- No, you crazy
Well
Well, you... I should be going
I guess you gotta go
Yeah, I better go
You gotta go
I gotta go
Better go
I better go
Shannon
I be right there Okay
You gotta go?
Yeah Um, tell your mom
I said thank you, and good-night
Um
you know,
I came here to find out about C-Note
and I met Christopher Hawkins
You’re all right with me
Damn
Well, it really is
a beautiful day here at Carolina Pines,
home of the storied Carolina Cup
We’re just minutes away
from our second match of the day,
which promises to be
a real humdinger, as they say.
Hey there
Mrs Cummings
How you doing?
Are you smiling at me,
or am I smiling at you?
Now, you know there’s only one way
you’re going to win out there, right?
How's that?
Play dirty
Dirty
Well, I think you done tuned
into my channel
Fellas?
- That’s what Im talkin about
- I’m talkin about
That’s what we do
We’ve been trying to do that
for a long time
We do that
Is that?
Throats a little parched
Would you like a sip?
Sweet grapes
Ooh, Mrs Cummings
I can bite you
Can you?
They’re gonna kick us out of the South
This is, of course,
the 75th anniversary
of this wonderful tournament.
I'm sure every one here
is quite as excited as I am.
Good luck today, Señor Cummings
What are you doing?
I got a better offer
You’ve been playing
for me for 15 years
Where’s the loyalty?
This is all about money
Besides that, you are a prick
Yeah, now, slow down,
slow down, man
This is serious skunk weed
Im telling you you’re making a mistake
Hmm? You’re not gonna make it
the whole game, no you’re not
You know you’re not
Hey, who does your hair?
That is some nice braid-work right there
Hey, yo, suckers,
wait up for your boy
What’s up, baby?
Come on, all right
Come on, lets get it
All right, how's everybody doing so far?
Doing fine
How you feeling?
You all right?
They’ve been playing this
since they was kids, man
This ain’t our sport
Come on, man, stop whining
Matias, you know who Kobe Bryant is?
- Si
- Okay
You’re Kobe Bryant
You’re the leader of this team
- No problem Vamos
- Do your job, Mexico
All right, you know what were gonna do
- No
- Were gonna take this to the streets
The streets?
Were playing on grass!
We smoke grass Don’t tell nobody
Think about the good grass
You the man
- You are Señor Shaq
You the big guy
- Hes Kobe
Right
- Shaq
- You the man
Kobe, Shaq, me and Mexico
The new version
- I got it
- Can you handle it?
All right
Blondie,
what kind of panties you got on?
My bad Anyway, were gonna do
a Killah Ink on three
Y’all ready?
Im gonna throw the first one at you
- Uno
- Two
- Three
- Killah Ink
And now, taking the field,
put your happy, clappy hands together,
for our defending champions
for the last 15 years,
wearing their signature navy and gold
and led by Captain Richard Cummings,
please let's hear it
for team Carolina Pines.
And on the opposite side of the wall,
wearing a rather zesty orange and black,
in their first tournament here ever,
lets hear it for team Killah Ink
All right, C-Note!
They call me Nicky-Nicky
in the streets
What’s up, Prime Time?
Go kick my daddy’s ass!
We should take his head off
We should take his head off
I believe there's a...
We should take his head off
I'm taking his head off
I'm taking his head off
I'm taking his head off
Good afternoon, ladies
You don’t stand a chance
You know,
I’ve been hearing that all my life
Well, lets play some ball
And it's Magrini and Cummings
heading up the field together
towards the goal mouth.
They're 30 yards away, 20,
and Cummings is
in a wonderful position
and he shoots and scores!
Whether it's rock and roll
or old soul
- It don't matter
- Y’all stop clapping
- Disco, Calypso, it don't matter
- Stop clapping
- Welcome to my world
- Suit and tie or tie-dye
It don't matter
Snakeskin’s or Timberlands,
it don't matter
Tight fade or long braid,
it don't matter
Red head or brunette
It don't matter
Break-dance, slam dance
It don't matter
Do the jerk until it hurts,
I'm tellin' you
- Ain't nothing wrong with that
- I’m not your son, you suck
Oh, come on, please
No, no!
Ain't nothing wrong with that
- Ain't nothing wrong with that
- Boom, boom!
Get out there and score!
Lord have mercy
I need a horse
Ain't nothing wrong with that
Magrini is once again chasing the ball.
His opponents are hot in pursuit.
He reaches the goal mouth, and the goal!
The game is tied at 11 apiece,
which means we'll go to sudden death, where the next
goal wins.
That hurt my momma
Let the big dog eat, baby!
Ha!
Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Yeah
Yeah
Miss Williams,
this has got to stop
I cant take this one day more
What exactly is wrong?
Look around
The members are enjoying themselves
I don’t care
its my club
I make the decisions here
I tell them when to enjoy themselves
My recommendation
is that you let this thing go
I think that Christopher Hawkins
is a great addition to your club
Now you need to find someone else
to do your legal work
You cant quit me
I just did
You did it!
- Told you I don’t never lose, baby
One of us has to go
How you wanna handle it?
Golf match
My team wins, you go
Your team wins, I go
That’s cool,
but when I bust your ass,
you’re gonna take
that bullshit course record off the wall
You hear me?
Ridiculous! I hold the course record
Everybody knows
Who’s this? Who’s that?
Arnold Palmer
- The caddy
- Caddy?
Yeah, the caddy
that worked here for over 40 years,
a caddy you fired
because he was a better golfer
than you could ever be
His name was Robert Hawkins
Is that what this is about?
A caddy?
That was my father
You think he shot a 59, don’t you?
Caddy Mack
I played with him
the day he posted the score
If you’re calling him a liar,
you’re calling me a liar
I saw this score card 20 years ago
It is, to be kinda forgery
its as worthless today as it was then
It doesn’t matter
whether you believe it or not,
its the truth
He was the best golfer I ever saw,
professional or amateur
We will settle this
on the golf course
Im looking forward to it
its a very simple question!
Who ordered the hit?
Im just a businessman
I’ve got no beef with you
Believe it
You know, we can do this
the easy way or the hard way
Cause I love
that big body Benz back there,
and Im gonna ride tonight
Love makes a brother stupid
You don’t wanna see me stupid,
little man!
You got a big-ass mouth, bitch!
Ooh, is that all you got?
My baby sister hit harder than that
Hurry up, Tank!
Im starting to get bored with this
The more time I spend hitting you,
the lest time I spend hitting that, tater tot!
Next time bring it from the shoulder,
you big pussy!
Doh... uh yeah?
The last time Im gonna ask
Oh, its... its...
No, don’t, big boy
Save your energy
cause you gonna need it
Now, if you thought he was bad,
you ain’t messed with me
Im queen bitch of this universe
Now, if you don’t tell me
what I want to know,
after I whoop your ass...
Okay, okay, okay
I tell you what you wanna know, all right?
Mick-a-leek-a
Thought I might find you here
What’s happening, boy?
Not much
I hear you got a big match tomorrow
You should be working on your game
Oh, its too late for that
its never too late
Besides, I hear Cummings got a ringer
I got a ringer of my own, though
I need this job
No, you don’t,
not when you got C-Note
Here’s your boy I got you
- All right
- Lets do it
What the hell
Giddy-up Lets get it done
- Yeah
- Ho, hey
Now, on your mark, get set, go
It's time to let it show
Relax your mind
and let your arms go
Go go go go
And let your arms go
Go go go
Now, I've been waitin' a long time
I'm patient enough
Been gettin' my work on
And now it's time to let it show
Time, time I let it show
You keep on cry in’ all night
You call for the sun
Your hair to the sky,
and that's the limit, oh, oh
Hey, hey, hey
Hello, everyone
Top of the morning to you
What’s happening, Mr C?
Ow!
What’s goin on, baby?
Looks like everybody showed up
to watch me whoop your ass
Actually, they showed up to watch
him whoop on your ass
All right, let me in here, let me in here
Let the betting begin
Come on, who’s betting on the kid?
Im taking ten-to-one, five-to-one
Okay, okay,
may I have your attention please?
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you all for coming here
to this rather special contest
Let me explain
what were going to do today
Well play 18 holes of match play,
best ball
Mr Parnevik, its your tee, sir
Thank you
Attaboy, Jesper!
Hit it good!
- Eat a sandwich
- Shut up
Whoa, great shot
Sweet
So who wants to follow that one?
Is that all you got?
Im just getting warmed up
Lets go, C-Note
Come on, breathe, breathe
Play for your freedom
Yeah
Oh!
Looking good, Mick, looking good
Whoo Whoo
What did I tell you?
Nice shot, Mick
Oh, this guy
Chump
Stop
My mouth was open
Damn, that’s a lot of sound
out of a quarter-inch speaker
Are you done?
Swing away
Watch out there!
- Boo
- Boo, boo
Oh
Oh
Damn, that waters deep
Oh
Oh
Does this smell infected?
Shoot him
Ladies and gentlemen,
at the end of the outward nine,
Mr Cummings team is four holes up
We shall take a 15-minute break
and convene back at the 10th hole
Thank you
Cant we kill him?
Come on
I thought it was
You ain’t foolin, man
Yo, wait
Show me the money, baby
Man, were getting bitch-slapped
This guys got shots in his bag
I didn’t know existed
Big deal
What are you,
a couple of pussies having a pity party?
Hes great
So what?
See, that’s your problem
You’re playing him
instead of the course
It doesn’t matter how great he is
Every time you put a peg in the turf,
you’re playing Old Man Par
Now, you’ve got two choices...
you can either play big or go home
Im going to go warm up
You know
whether you win or lose,
your father would be proud of you
He didn’t give a damn
about course records
He golfed his ball
because he loved the game
And that’s what you need to do
See, this could be the last time
you set foot on this course
Make it count
Hey
Hey, hey
What’s happening?
I wanted you to know
I don't work for Cummings anymore
So sorry
I should’ve quit sooner
That’s cool
I get it
Gotta do what you gotta do, right?
Yeah
Yeah, you think you’re working
for someone that’s honest,
then you find out later they’re not
Well, the three blind mice
could’ve solved that
Want to wish you luck on your back nine
Well, you know Im gonna shake em up
its halftime
All I have is time for the bliss, baby
Bing! Bam!
I didn’t bring you all this way
for you to... to... to
- Choke, sir?
- Choke!
Whoo!
Ladies and gentlemen,
after 17 holes, we are dead even
The winner of the next hole
takes the match
Mick, its your tee
Hey, our ticket right there
Come on, Mick!
Don’t piss like a puppy
Stay on the port
Let the big dogs eat, brother
You the man!
Yeah, that’s my dawg
Give it to em, baby
Yeah, that’s that money shot!
That’s that money shot!
Oh! Let me lay down on it
Bam
- I hate you
Meow, meow
Oh!
That’s the best shot he hit all day
Nice shot Beautiful
Great shot
Give me a five iron
Don’t sweat it
Like I said, you either play big,
or you go home
This is my home
Well, lets act like it
Come on, Mick-o
There it is
Get close, baby
Whoo
Oh
How many points you get
when it go in the water?
Oh
All right Whatta I got?
230 yards uphill into the wind?
I don’t have that shot in my bag,
do I?
No one does
All right, give me my driver
Come on, baby
Take your time
Let me show you how we do this
Think about the course
We play big, or we go home
Ease up
People take it
just a little bit higher like this
Mick, we won!
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you?
We can take the slow... like this
Just like money in the bank
Yes
Hey, Dick
- Richard Cummings
- Yes?
You’re under arrest
for conspiracy to commit murder
That’s ridiculous
Yo must have
the wrong Richard Cummings
Remember me?
This mans a liar
- Ooh
- Ooh
Ooh, that was a lot of little strength
Oh, yeah
All day long
- All day long?
- Yeah
- You can climb me like a tree
- Ooh, lets talk about it
- Lets go, come on
- Heh
Holler at your boy, Mr C
A growin' boy need vitamin C
Can't wait four years
for a college degree
So I'm gonna try to be all I can be
Minus the army and Uncle Sam
God damn,
I'm just proud to be who I am
Get higher like this
On the days when I'm back to...,
all right
Take it
just a little bit higher like this
Nice round, pop
The USGA is here
Thanks for everything
Well, he deserved it
And you deserve it, too
Very nice to see you again
Where’s Cummings?
Hes actually not a member
of this club anymore
Joined another club,
but let me introduce you
to our new president,
Christopher Hawkins
its good to meet you
its Frosty, right?
Frosty, right
As you can see, we made
a couple changes here at Carolina Pines,
you know what Im sayin?
Were still exclusive
but were more open-minded
What up, family?
- Southside
- All right, let me give you a tour
Ross King:
Welcome to the final round
of the US Open...
Sergio Garcia, Tiger Woods
battling it out to take the crown
and become Open Champion
over these wind-swept fairways
right here at Carolina Pines
Golf and Polo Club,
The club itself established
in
It really has stood the test of time,
and it is absolutely steeped
in rich golfing tradition.
But I've got to now welcome the man,
the President of the club here,
Christopher Hawkins.
Christopher, good to see you.
How you doing, Ross?
What's going on?
Hi, mom.
Christopher, this I've got to say,
this course is really in top-notch shape.
Well, I'd love to take credit,
but I've got a terrific staff
that works behind me.
Well, it certainly shows.
Now, a lot of low scores
being posted here, it has to be said,
possibility that your father’s record's
in jeopardy.
You know
its either your ass
or the remote
How did I get this?
I don’t know Go sit down
Let me give you a lesson
about doobah-doobahs
Everybody talkin about the black man
got the biggest doobah-doobah
in the world
I don’t know
I ain’t seen
every black guys doobah-doobah
My doobah-doobah
happens to be pretty good
Hey, Mick,
do me a favor, bro
Can you help me out with something?
Yeah, no problem
Hold this for me, please
its messing up m swing
- Hey, my...!
- Pick them up
You want some candy, little boy?
- Yeah
- Aha, rrrrr
You still breast feed?
Im still on the bottle
Breast milk
Ain’t my fault you people speak French
Oui, Oui! You have a little wee-wee
I got a boom bam!
Boom bam, boom bam!
Boom bam, bam bam!
Bah! Bah! Bam!
Whoo-hoo!
You must like what you see
You must like what you see
Cause you see a brother like me
Im gonna break it down
Im gonna break it down
And then Im gonna stop
Back to the beat
Oh, pretty, pretty girl
look so fine
I almost took my own head off
After you, boy
Okay
Air ball!
You’ll get the other half
when the job is done
What do you mean half?
Make it feel nice
No more strife
Make you my wife
Baby, I would make
your dreams come true
Tyrone, is that you?
- My grandmother used to baby-sit you
- No, that ain’t me
TT, you peed in the bed
till you were 15 years old
I know you remember me
Goodbye, peace out!
Southside!
To be with you
Yes, girl
Yes, girl
And they say,
"Oh, you're so picky-picky"
"Why you no it, he said
I wanna sticky-sticky
Damn, your tittys hanging out
Little bitty titty
Don’t be selfish I gotta smoke, too
I gotta make some brownies
and some muffins and...
You know what?
You’re just being greedy now
All right
No, go on in
Take it, take it
Just take the whole bag
Damn good try
Mm-hmm
I take those two Benjamin’s
whenever you’re ready
If you gotta take your pants off first,
to get into your pockets,
hey, player, I understand
Huh! Huh, huh, huh!
Huh, huh, huh!
Huh! Huh!
Uh, oh, yeah
Look at me
Yeah!
Yeah?
Boom, doo-chah-doo, doo-chah-doo
That’s how mine sounds
Doo-chah, doo-chah, doo-chah-doo
Doo-chah, doo-chah, doo-chah-doo
Doo-cha, doo...
dayoh...
doo-cha, doo-te-doo
Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin' around
Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin’ around
Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin’ around
Jump around, jump around
Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin’ around
Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin’ around
Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin’ around
Jump around, jump around
One, two, three, four
Girl, don't make that booty clap
Don't make that booty clap
We gonna make that booty clap
Gonna make that booty clap
Girl, don't make that booty clap
Don't make that booty clap
We gonna make that booty clap
Gonna make that booty...
Comin' at ya!
I came from the bottom,
I made it to the top
And I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop
Comin' to your town
to invade your block
We ride from the hood,
taking over your spot
I came from the bottom,
I made it to the top
I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop
Comin’ to your town
to invade your block
We ride from the hood,
taking over your spot
Follow me
while I take you on an odyssey
I'm hittin' dollars, see,
can't nothin’ bother me
Green grass, yeah,
blowin’ on the hood
Million-dollar caddy,
call me Tiger Woods
I came from the bottom,
I made it to the top
I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop
Comin’ to your town
to invade your block
Yo, we ride from the hood,
takin’ over your spot
She's so cinematic
She's turned me to an addict
Got me addicted to her
To her, to her, to her
To her, to her, to her, to her
She's so cinematic
She's so cinematic
She's turned me to an addict
Got me addicted to her
To her, to her, to her
To her, to her, to her, to her
We came to set the party off
I came to set the party off
You came to set the party off
Get a pimp, get a girl...
Get a pimp, get a girl
Get a pimp, get a girl
Get a pimp, get a girl
We came to set the party off
You flossin'?
I'm flossin'
You flossin'?
I'm flossin'
You flossin'?
I'm flossin'
Do you like what I'm seeing'?
Mix up the black
and the white Puerto Rican
Even some European
You talk about the man,
I'll beat 'im
You talk about the man,
I'll beat 'im
We do it big, we do it big,
we do it big, we do it big
We do it big, we do it big,
we do it big
We ain't done, son