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starring Kate Winslet This script is a transcript that was painstakingly
transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Heavenly Creatures. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally
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Christchurch...New Zealand's cityof the plains.Here, when spring comesto Canterbury,daffodils bloom gayand goldenin the woodlandof Hagley Park.Through the park,tree-bordered, green-banked,the Avon flows,a small and placid stream.The riverbank is cooland green,a quiet haven from the bustleof the city.Nearby are tall buildings,busy streets,and the heart of the city,Cathedral Square.Every city street is flat,so there are bicycleseverywhere.This is a city of cycling.Mothers, fathers, sons,and daughters all on wheels...cyclists of all agesfrom to ride to playor work each day.There are thousands of them,and only Copenhagenis said to boast more bicycles.Canterbury UniversityCollege...weathered gray stone buildings,shadowed cloisters.It was here Lord Rutherfordbegan a great career.The girls' high school standsin Cranmer Square,and not far away arethe broad acres of Hagley Park,with playing fieldsfor many sports.In spring, summer, and autumn,Christchurch gardens are gayand colored.Yes, Christchurch,New Zealand's cityof the plains.
Mummy!
Mummy!
Mummy!
It's Mummy!
She's terribly hurt!
Please... help us!
Just a closer walkwith Thee Grant it, Jesus, is my plea Daily walking close to Thee Let it be, dear Lord,let it be Now, I am weakand Thou art strong Jesus,keep me from all wrong I'll be satisfied as long As I walk,let me walk close to Thee Through this world of toiland snares If I falter, Lord,who cares? Who with memy burden shares? None but Thee, dear Lord,none but Thee Just a closer walkwith Thee Grant it, Jesus, is my plea Daily walking close to Thee Let it be, dear Lord,let it be
Sit.
The imperfect subjunctive,
like the imperfect indicative,
indicates action in the past.
He wanted her to give him
the money.
Translate, somebody.
Quickly.
He wanted her to give him
some money.
Put up your hand.
I will not have girls talking
out of turn in my class.
Good morning, girls.
Good morning, Miss Stewart.
Sit.
Miss Waller, class...
this is Juliet Hulme.
Juliet is joining us
from St. Margaret,
and prior to that,she spent some timeat Queenswoodin the Hawkes Bay.
I am actually from England,
Miss Stewart.
Of course.
Juliet's father is
Dr. Hulme,
rector
of Canterbury College.
Juliet has traveled
all over the world.
And I'm sure she's very eager
to share her impressions
of exotic lands across the seas
with the girls of A.
Hmm. Well, I'll leave you to it,
Miss Waller.
Juliet.
You cansit over here, Juliet.
We use French names
in this class.
You can choose your own.
Now, irregular verbsin the present subjunctive...I doubted... that he would come.
Excuse me, Miss Waller.
You've made a mistake.
"I doubted that he would
come" is, in fact,
the spoken subjunctive.
It is customary to stand
when addressing a teacher...
Antoinette.
You should have written
"came."
Oh.
I-I must have copied it
incorrectly from my notes.
You don't need to apologize,
Miss Waller.
I found it frightfully
difficult myself
until I got
the hang of it.
Thank you, Juliet.
Open your textbook
to page .
Right, I thought we'd do
some life drawing today,
so why don't you pair off
into twos
and decide who wants to model
and who wants to draw?
Oh, Juliet,
you haven't got a partner.
Oh, that's all right,
Mrs. Collins.
I'm sure I can manage
without one.
Pauline,
are you with anybody?
Good.You can come up hereand pair up with Juliet.
Draw some heavier
lines there.
You might want tochange the color.Make it a bit darker.That's very nice,Joanne.
Good heavens, Juliet.
What on Earth is this?
St. George and the dragon.
Where's Pauline?
Oh, I haven't gotten around
to drawing her yet.
I was going to pop her
on a rock,
but I seem to have run out
of room.
Sorry.
I don't know if you'venoticed, Mrs. Collins,
but I've actually drawn
St. George in the likeness
of the world's greatest tenor,
Mario Lanza.
Yes, I know.
It's very clever, Juliet.
But when I set you a topic,
I expect you to follow it.
Now, put that down
and start again.
I think
your drawing's fantastic.
Ooh. Mackerel.
Well, we'll have them
for lunch tomorrow.
Oh, let's have them now while
they're fresh, eh, Honora?
Well,
I think you'll find
our Mr. Bayliss isn't
too keen on seafood,
and I've got lamb chops
in the refrigerator.
Excuse me.
Would you mind if I put
my new long-playing record on?
You're partial to
a nice bit of mackerel,
aren't you, Steve?
Uh, well, actually, I'm not much
of a fish man, Mr. Rieper.
Oh, you have beensplashing out.Oh, it's all right!I've got my board money.
Hello.
Well? Tell us.
How'd you go?
Got an "A," Mum.
Oh.
Oh, don't worry about it now.
We'll sort it out after dinner.
You go and put
your record on.
Doris Day.
I think
she's really talented.
Got to be quick
in this house, mate.
Be my love for no one elsecan end this yearning This needthat you and you alone... Hey, isn't thatthat famous Irish singer,
Murray O'Lanza?
He's Italian, Dad.
The world's greatest tenor.
... the dreamsthat you inspire With every sweet desire - Be my love And with your kissesset me burning
Stop it!
One kiss is all I needto seal...
You're spoiling it!
And hand in hand
- Oop!
- You'll find
- Go away!
- Love's promised land There'll be no onebut you...
And left...
right...
and left...
and right...
and left...
One...two...
Can I have another look?
One...Lift those legs high,girls,keeping those legs straight.One...
That's so impressive.
Can I touch it?
Carry on now.You're doing well.
I've got scars.
They're on my lungs.
I spent months in bed
during the war,
ravaged by respiratory
illness.
Mummy and Daddy sent meto the Bahamas to recuperate.I didn't see themfor five years.But we're together now,and Mummy's promisedthey'll never leave me again.I spent ages inhospital, too, with my leg.I had to haveall these operations.Osteomyelitis turnsyour bones to chalk.
Took them two years to
drain all the muck out.
Cheer up.
All the best people
have bad chests and
bone diseases.
It's all
frightfully romantic.
Oh! Hi, Paul!
- Aah!
- Oh!
The evil Prince Runnymede
is escaping!
Aah!
Get him, Paul!
Faster!
Come on!
Aah!
The blighter's gone
to ground!
- Aah!
- Ahh!
Oh, God, Jonesy!
Jonesy, stop it!
Leave her alone,
you rotten little turd!
But she's an invader!
Go away.
We're not playing anymore.
Go on.
Bugger off.
You said a swearword.
I'm telling Mummy on you.
And I'm going into
your bedroom to break
every one of your toys.
I'm sorry.
Oh!
Oh, God!
I'm so sorry.
It doesn't matter.
Of course it matters!
It's Mario.
What on Earth are these?
They're egg-and-salmon
sandwiches,
and I gave them to you
several days ago.
Oh.
Yeah, I thought
I could smell sulfur.
God, Henry.
You're hopeless!
Can't be trusted
with anything as simple
as lunch.
Mother!
Oh... hello.
Mother, Jonesy broke
Paul's record!
Oh, dear.
We must buy her another one.
Would you like
a cup of tea... Paul?
Um, no, thank you.
Well, Juliet's told usall about you.I hear you're very fondof opera.
Now,
which one shall we play?
Juliet, your fatheris trying to study.
Daddy can study
while we're playing records.
Why don't you
go back outside, hmm?
I'll be finished soon.
Hiya-a-a-a-a-a Hiya-a-a-a-a-a-a There's a song in the air But the fair señoritadoesn't seem to care - For the song in the air So I'll sing to the mule If you're sureshe won't think That I am just a foolserenading a mule Amigo mío, does she not havea dainty bray? She listens carefullyto each little tune you play A bèlla señorita Sí, sí, mi muchachito She'd love to sing it, too,if only she knew the way But try as she may In her voice there's a flaw And allthat the lady can say
Mario!
Is "Heeha-a-a-a-a-w" Señorita donkey-citanot so fleet as a mosquito But so sweetlike my Chiquita You're the one for me There's a lightin her eyes...
Oh! Oh!
Paul!
Oh, God!
Paul,
are you all right?!
I... I think...
I'm dying.
Don't!
- Please.
Please don't!
Paul!
- Ugh!
You've been eating onions!
You toad!
- Oh!
There's a lightin her eyes Though she may tryto hide it She cannot denythere's a light in her eyes The charm of her smileso beguiles Don Diego That he rode a milefor the charm of her smile
- Waaaa!
- Wheeee!
Her face is a dream Like an angel I saw... But allthat my darling can scream Is "Heeha-a-a-a-a-a-w" Señorita donkey-citanot so fleet as a mosquito But so sweetlike my Chiquita You're the one for me Olé!Oh, I wish James Masonwould do a religious picture.
He'd be perfect as Jesus.
Daddy says the Bible is
a load of bunkum.
But we're all going
to Heaven.
I'm not.
I'm going
to the Fourth World.
It's sort of like Heaven,
only better,
because there aren't
any Christians.
It's an absolute paradise
of music, art,
and pure enjoyment.
James will be there,
and Mario,
only they'll be saints.
St. Mario.
To be known... as "He."
"He."
"Him."
"Him."
"This."
"This."
"That."
"That."
"lt."
Absolutely not!
Orson Welles! Ugh!
The most hideous man alive!
We... give praise...
to the saints.
Saints.
Oh, wonderful, Mum!I gotme self a pair of socks!Oh, Wendy. Oh.
Oh, thanks.
From Dad.
Mario Lanza!
Oh, thanks, Yvonne.
I hope it's all right.It's fromWhitcombe & Tombs.I decidedthat my New Year's resolutionis to be more lenientwith others.
Pikelets! Yum!
Aren't you going out?
Not until : .
This is a private function.
Go away!
Oh! Come on.
- Sausage rolls.
- Come on through.
Look who I found.
Hello... Juliet.
Hello, Mrs. Rieper.
It's so nice to meet you.
And so,in a blazing fury,
Charles runs
Lancelot Trelawney through
with his sword, leaving
Deborah free to accept
Charles' proposal
of marriage.
I've heard your mother
on YA.
The Women's Session has
lots of lively debate.
Well, actually,
Mummy's left that program now.
She's far too busy with
the Marriage Guidance Council.
They sound like
a queer mob.
Dad.
I wouldn't want my private
business being discussed
with a complete stranger.
Oh, no.
Mummy's awfully good at it.
She has deep discussionswith unhappy couplesand persuades them to give itanother go.In two years,she's only had four divorces.She should really be workingfor the U.N.
My wife's blaming me.
Says it's all my fault.
And how do you feel
about that, Mr. Perry?
Please... call me Bill.
I don't know what went wrong.
My wife feels that, uh...
Oh, no. No.
Let's talk about
your feelings... Bill.
Mummy's got a special techniquecalled "deep therapy."
What's that?
I'm not sure,
but it's proving to be
very popular.
Mmm.
Eat up, Yvonne.
It's my middle name.
Yvonne tells us you're...you're good at making models.
I adore anything
to do with the arts.
Well, we're...
we're pretty handy
with the old model
making, too, eh?
I've never cottoned onto plasticine like you girls,but I enjoy makinganything out of wood.
Oh. Are you a carpenter,
Mr. Rieper?
I work at Dennis Brothers...
fish supply.
He's the manager.
This is the dining room.
Do excuse us.
Um, breakfast is between
: and : .
The bedrooms are small,
but they're very clean
and comfortable.
This, um,this story of yours...
perhaps the school
newspaper will print it
when it's finished.
Actually, Mr. Rieper,
it's a novel.
And we'll be sending it
to New York.
That's where all the bigpublishing houses are based.
Is that a fact?
Well, you'd better put me name
down for an advance copy.
We have decidedhow sad it is for other peoplethat they cannot appreciateour genius,but we hope the bookwill help themto do so a little,though no onecould fully appreciate us. How much is that doggiein the window
Woof, woof.
The one withthe waggly tail? How much is that doggiein the window?
- Oh, go on.
- Woof, woof.
I do hopethat doggie's for sale California,California verse. I must take a tripto California And leavemy poor sweetheart alone
Aah! Aah!
- Aah!
- Ahhhhh!
Charles clutcheshis wounded shoulder
- as he gallops
into the courtyard!
Deborah awaits his return
in their private boudoir
at the very topof the tower!He smells her scentfrom pacesand urges his steedonward!He flings open the doorand launches himselfat the bed,ravishing her!
Oh, God, yes!
I bet she gets
up the duff on their
first night together.
What's "up the duff"?
Something
you wouldn't understand.
- Ugh!
- Ahhhh!
Tell me!
I'm almost !
You're / and incredibly stupid!
Mummy...
Paul and I have decided
that Charles and Deborah
are going to have a baby,
an heir to the throne
of Borovnia.
What a splendid idea.
We're calling him
Diello.
Well, that's
a good dramatic name.
Paul thought it up.
Aren't you clever?
Hmm.
There... all done.
Oh, look at you two...
A couple
of Borovnian Princesses
if ever I saw them.
My daughter...
and my... foster daughter.
Hilda,
I can't find that letter
from the High Commission.
They wantour passport numbers.
Are you going abroad,
Daddy?
Your father's attending
a university conference
in England, darling.
We'll only be gone
for a few weeks.
You're not going,
are you, Mummy?
Well, yes,
I-I thought I might.
It's, uh, a long time
for your father and I
to be apart.
But I should go, too.
Darling,
you've got school.
You've only
just settled in.
B-But...
Who's coming
to the shops?
Me! I'm coming!
I need some cigarettes.
Put on your shoes,Jonathon!
Oh!
Julie!
Julie!
Julie!
Julie!
Look, Paul!
What?- Look!
- What?
Oh, it's so beautiful.
What?!
Oh, it's so beautiful!
Pretty flowers.
Come with me!
It's all right.You'll see.
Come on!
Come on!
Look!
Oh! Oh!
TodayJuliet and I discoveredthe key to the Fourth World.We have had itin our possessionfor about six months,but we only realized iton the dayof the death of Christ.We saw a gatewaythrough the clouds.Everythingwas full of peace and bliss.We then realizedwe had the key.We now know we're not genii,as we thought.We have an extra partof our brainthat can appreciatethe Fourth World.Only about people have it.When we die, we will goto the Fourth World,but meanwhile,on two days every year,we may use the keyand look intothat beautiful worldwhich we have been lucky enoughto be allowed to know ofon this dayof finding the keyto the waythrough the clouds.
Ughhhhhh!
Push!
It's coming!
Mnhhhhhh!
Oh, God!
It's a boy!
Oh!
Deborah...
We have a son and heir.
I shall call him Diello!
Oh, you're
such an incredible woman!
I couldn't have done it
without you, Charles.
The empress Deborah
has the most enormous
difficulty
fending off her husband,
who tries
to have his way with her
morning, noon, and night.
Thank you, Juliet.
However...
the queen's biggest problem
is her renegade child, Diello,
who has proven to be
an uncontrollable
little blighter
who slaughters his nannies
whenever the fancy takes him!
That's enough, Juliet!
I suppose this is
your idea of a joke!
No, Mrs. Stevens.
I suppose you think it
witty and clever
to mock the royal family,
to poke fun at the queenand the empire
with this... rubbish!
It's not rubbish!
Sit down, Pauline!
I really don't understand
why you are so upset,
Mrs. Stevens.
I merely wrote an essay
on the royal family,
as requested.
It doesn't say
it has to be the Windsors!
Sit down!
A girl like you should besetting an example.
To your seat.
Stop it, Juliet!
Mrs. Hulme told methey had found out todaythat Juliet has tuberculosison one lung.Poor Juliet.I nearly faintedwhen I heard.I had a terrible jobnot to cry.I spent a wretched night.It would be wonderfulif I could gettuberculosis, too.
Come on, sit up.
I'm not hungry.
Oh, Yvonne,
you've got to eat.
You hardly ate any dinner
last night.
Now, come on.
I'm not having you
falling ill.
I just want to be on
my own for a while.
Well,
you may have forgotten
that you were once
a very sick little girl,
but I haven't.
All right.
Do you think Juliet
could stay here
while her parents
are away?
Juliet's infectious.
She'll be going
to the hospital.
But she'll have no one
to look after her!
Well, her parents won't
be going overseas now.
They have to canceltheir trip.Don't worry about Juliet.
Well, it's not too late
to cancel
our travel arrangements,
if that's what you want.
I'm sure
you'll like it here.
It's very tranquil.
Oh, I've spoken
to the matron.
She promises to take
extra special care of you.
And you can carry onwith your studieswhile you convalesce.
It's for the good
of your health, darling.
Cheer up,
old thing, hmm?
Four months...
fly by in no time.
Julietwon't be allowed visitorsfor at leasta couple of months, dear.
I've booked you in
for a chest X-ray
just to be
on the safe side.
I thought I'd have a go
at building the birdhouse
on Saturday.
Anybodywant to give me a hand?You used to love makingthings with Dad, Yvonne.This evening,I had a brain wavethat Juliet and Ishould write to each otheras Charles and Deborah.I wrote a six-page letteras Charlesand a two-page letteras Paul.She has entered intothe spirit of the thinggreatly."My dear Charles,"I miss you and adore youin equal amounts"and long for the daythat we will be reunited."But as I languish herein this house of disease"and decrepitude,"my mind turnswith increasing frequency"to the problem of our son."Although only "Diello has thus far killed people"and shows no desire to stop.It worries me, Charles. ""My dearest,darling, Deborah,"affairs of statecontinue to occupy my time."I have to report"that the lower classesare terrifically dull."Only yesterday,"I was compelled to executeseveral peasants"just to alleviatethe boredom."Diello insistedon coming along."In fact,he made such a fuss"that I had to let himwield the ax himself."Heads did roll..."not just the prisoners"but the royal guard,my valet,"and severalunfortunate onlookerscopped it as well. ""Oh, Charles,I am despaired enough"to put Dielloin the hands of the cardinal"in the hopethat a good dose of religionwill set the young chapon the right path. "
Hello again.
How are you getting on?
It must be awfully hard
being away
from your school chums.
I've got something here
that you might just like
to have a look at.
Unfortunately, the miracles
of modern medicine
can only go so far in
combating an illness
like TB.
That's why I'm here,because...
Reach out, Juliet!
Reach out for Jesus!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Yvonne!
Yvonne!Paul!
Paul!
Oh!
Oh!
I'm so happy
to see you!
Don't get too close.
She's still not °/o.
Hello, Juliet.
Hello!
We brought you
some fruit.
Oh, thank you so much!
Your letters
are wonderful, Charles!
Well, that's, um,
coming along nicely.
Oh, I'm the matron's
favorite patient,
and she showed me
her special stitch.
I love the color.
It's for you.
Oh!
Goodness, me,
what a lot of letters.
Ha. Are your parents
enjoying their trip?
Oh, there's a couple
of unopened ones.
I'm saving them
for a rainy day.
- I know it's hard for you
being in here,
but it is for the good
of your health.
They sent me off
to the Bahamas
for the good of my health.
They sent me off
to the Bay of bloody Islands
for the good of my health!
I'm sorry, Mrs. Rieper.
I'm feeling
quite fatigued.
Well, we don't want
to tire you out, dear.
Oh, can't you stay
a bit longer, Paul?
No, we've got a tram
to catch, Yvonne.
Bye.
You know,this is quite something.
You're damn clever.
So, Deborah
is married to Charles,
and this chap Nicholas
is her tennis instructor?
Yes, but there's
nothing between them.
Deborah would never
go for a commoner.
Nicholas has got
his eye on Gina,
an amazingly beautifulgypsy.
Looks like you, Yvonne.
Juliet made it.
This is really
quite incredible.
I'd bet you girls know
the entire royal lineage
for the last five centuries.
Oh, yes,
it's all worked out.
You'll never guess
what's happened.
What?
John has fallen
in love with me!
That idiot boarder?
Yes!
How do you know?
Did he tell you?
Well, uh, no,
but it's so obvious.
Is that why you haven't
replied to my last letter?
Oh.
No, silly.
I'm only teasing.
He's only a stupid boy.
Yvonne.
What do you want?
I can't sleep.
Can I borrow a book?
Shut the door.
This looks interesting.
Some of
these knitting patterns
look damn complicated.
Have you tried
the tea cozy?
It's damn cold,
isn't it?
Do you think I could
hop into bed
just for a minute...
just to warm up?
My feetare like ice blocks.
Well, you should've worn
your slippers.
Come on, Yvonne,
I'll catch my death.
Tsk.
Just for a minute.
To thinkthat so much could happenin so little timecaused by so few.A terrible tragedyhas occurred.
"No, girls,
it isn't 'O,' it's 'E'!"
And she goes, "Eee!"
As if someone was jabbing
a pen into her.
Silly old trout.
I love you, Yvonne.
And then in history,
we've got this senile
old bat, who goes,
"And Charles II
"met Nell Gwyn
aboard a boat,
"and he was
a wealthy, young prince,
"and she was
a pretty, young thing,
and these things
do happen."
God, it's no wonder
I don't excel in history.
Do you love me
as much as I love you?
Of course,
my darling, Nicholas.
My... my name's John.
Well, I like "Nicholas"
much better.
You can call me
anything you like.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Oh, bloody hell!
Go to the house.
You've broken my heart,
Yvonne.
I lay there mesmerized.It was just too frightfulto believe.When I got up,I found Fatherhad told Mother.Coming to Lancaster Parktoday, Mr. Rieper?
Oh, where's John?
He said he'd walk with me.
John is no longer
staying here.
Shot through
this morning,
said his old mom
had taken sick.
I had a nasty,foreboding feeling at first,but now I realizedmy crime was too frightfulfor an ordinary lecture.
From now on, you are
sleeping in the house,
where we can keep
an eye on you.
If you think for one minute
that your father and I
will tolerate
this kind of behavior,
you've got
another think coming!
You're only !
You're a child!
What on Earth is the matter
with you, Yvonne?
You know what can happen
with boys.
Don't you have
any self-respect?!
Can I go now?
Oh, you think you're
such a clever little madam!
You had your father
in tears last night!
My God,
what a disgrace you are.
You shame me.
You shame the family.
You're nothing but a cheap
little tart!
Well, I guess
I take after you, then!
You ran off with Dad
when you were only !
Nana Parker told me!
You're going to be late.
I'm terribly cut up.I miss Nicholasterrifically.Mother thinks I will havenothing more to do with him,but little she knows.Nicholas was pleasedthat I was so early.We sat around and talkedfor an hourand then went to bed.I declined the invitationat first,but he becamevery masterful,and I had no option.I discovered thatI had not lost my virginityon Thursday night.However, there is no doubtwhatsoeverthat I have now.
... to pine and sigh To pine and sigh But I, I love to spendmy time in singing Some joyous song Some joyous song To set the air with musicbravely ringing Is far from wrong Is far from wrong Listen! Listen!Echoes sound afar! Listen! Listen!Echoes sound afar! Funiculi, funicula Funiculi, funicula! Echoes sound afar Funiculi, funicula Listen! Listen!Echoes sound afar! Listen! Listen!Echoes sound afar! Funiculi, funicula Funiculi, funicula! Echoes sound afar Funiculi, funicula Funiculi, funicula,funiculi, funicula Funiculi, funicula...
Charles!
Gina! It's great
to see you here!
Deborah?
Deborah?!
Deborah?!
Ah!
Diello!
Careful, Gina,
we almost lost you.
Ugh!
For you, my lady.
Deborah.
I didn't hurt you,
did I?
I've got to go home.
I love you so much.
Oh, Pauline!
Ah!
- Daddy!
- Daddy!
Oh!
There, living amongtwo beautiful daughters.Of a man who possessestwo beautiful daughters,you cannot knownor yet try to guessthe sweet soothingnessof their caress.The outstanding geniusof this pairis understood by few,they are so rare.
Beautiful boy!
Mummy!
Oh, darling! Ha ha!
Hello. Welcome home.
Yvonne!
Stop!
I still love you!
Compared with thesetwo, every man is a fool.The world is most honoredthat they should deign to rule,and I worship the powerof these lovely twowith that adoring loveknown to so few.
Yvonne!
Ah... pretty.
Argh!
Ugh!
'Tis indeeda miracle one must feelthat two suchheavenly creatures are real.Both sets of eyes,though different far,hold many mysteries strange,and passively,they watch the race of mendecay and change.Hatred burning brightin the brown eyeswith enemies for fuel.Icy scornglitters in the gray eyes,contemptuous and cruel.And why are men such foolsthey will not realizethe wisdomthat is hiddenbehind those strange eyes?And these wonderful peopleare you and I.
Mrs. Rieper,
may I come in?
Yes, of course.
Thank you.
an imaginative...
...and spirited girl.
Look, if she's spending
too much time at your house,
you only need to say.
All those nights that
she spends over, she's assured
us that you don't mind.
Uh, no. l-lt's rather more
complicated than that.
Since Mrs. Hulme and I
have returned home,
Juliet's been behaving
in a rather...
disturbed manner...
surliness,
um, short temper,
general irritability...
most uncharacteristic.
You sure I can't tempt youto a nice sherry, Dr. Hulme?
Uh, no, thank you.
The thing is...
Yvonne hasn't been herself,
either...
locking herself away
in her room, endlessly writing.
My wife and I feel
that the friendship is...
unhealthy.
No argumentsthere, Dr. Hulme.
All that time inside working on
those novels of theirs...
they don't get any fresh air
or exercise.
I'm not sure what you mean,
Dr. Hulme.
Your daughter...
appears to have formed
a rather...
unwholesome attachment
to Juliet.
What's she done?
She hasn't done anything.
It's the, um...
it's the intensity of the
friendship that concerns me.
I think
we should avert trouble...
before it starts.
Now...
Dr. Bennett's a good
friend of mine.
He's a general physician,
but he has some expertise
in child psychology.
If Pauline is, indeed,
developing in a rather...
...wayward fashion,
Dr. Bennett is the ideal man
to set her back on track.
What about your studies?Are you enjoying school?
Are you happy at home?
Answer Dr. Bennett,
Yvonne.
Yvonne...
Mrs. Rieper,
perhaps you, uh,
you wouldn't mind
waiting outside, hmm?
Do you like your mother?
No.
And why is that?
She nags me.
And that's why you like
to stay with the Hulmes.
Or is it because you want
to be with Juliet?
Do you... like girls?
No.
Why not?
They're silly.
But Juliet's not silly.
No.
Yvonne, there's nothing wrong
with having a close friend.
But sometimes things can get...
too friendly.
Such associations can lead
to trouble.
It isn't good to have
just one friend.
My wife and I have
several friends,
and we enjoy seeing them
on a regular basis,
and it's all
perfectly healthy.
Perhaps you could
think about
spending more time
with... boys.
You don't want to hurt
Juliet's feelings,
but I'm sure
she'd understand
your having other interests
outside of the friendship.
I mean, there's all sorts of
clubs and hobbies that you...
Bloody fool.
Uh, Mrs. Rieper...
Uh, h...
homosexuality.
Oh.
I agree, Mrs. Rieper.
It's not a pleasant word.
But let us not panic
unduly.
This condition is often
a passing phase
with girls
of Yvonne's age.
But she's always been
a normal... happy child.
Oh, it can strike
at any time,
and adolescents are
particularly vulnerable.
What about the vomiting?
Uh, she's lost
a lot of weight.
Physically,
I can find nothing wrong.
I've checked for TB,
and she's clear.
I... I can only attribute
her weight loss to her...
mental disorder.
Look, Mrs. Rieper,try not to worry too much.Yvonne's young and strong,and she's got a lovingfamily behind her.Chances areshe'll grow out of it.
If not, well, medical
science is progressing
in leaps and bounds.
There... there could be
a breakthrough at any time.
Oh.
It was a rather snobbishconception...Mother woke me this morningand started lecturing mebefore I was properly awake,which I thought wassomewhat unfair.She has brought up the worstpossible threat now.She said that if my healthdid not improve,I could never see the Hulmesagain.The thought is too dreadful.Life would be unbearablewithout Deborah.I wish I could die.This is not an idleor temporary impulse.I have decided over the lasttwo or three weeksthat it would be the best thingthat could happen altogether,and the thought of deathis not fearsome.Oh, thank you!Oh, Wendy.
I've got
me self a pair of socks!
... time has fled And I die in despair...
Is it hurting, dear?
Your leg.
Have you got pain?
Never have I loved lifeso dearly... My New Year's resolutionis a far more selfish onethan last year.It is to make my motto,"Eat, drink, and be merry,for tomorrow you may be dead. "
Hi, Paul!
Hi, Paul!Hi, Paul!Ready...
Smile.
This arrived today,
Yvonne.
My name is Gina.
It's a letter from the school,
from Miss Stewart.
What does Old Stu want?
She says the standard
of your work is slipping.
At this rate,
she doesn't think you'll
get school certificate.
Who cares?
I care,
and your father cares.
We want you to get
a good education.
I'm educating myself.
You're failing English!
You used to be
the top of the class!
I'm doing my own writing!
Don't think these stories
are going to get you
school certificate!
You don't seriously think
anyone's going to
publish them?
What would you know?
You wouldn't know
the first thing about writing!
You're the most ignorant
person I've ever met!
You're rude...
rude and insolent!
And I don't think I should keep
a horrid little child like you
in school a minute longer.
I don't want to be
in bloody school!
All right!
Well, you go out there!
You go out there and get
a job, and you damn well
pay your own way!
I think I'm going crazy.
No, you're not, Gina.
It's everyone else
who's bonkers.
Let's go overseas.
You mean travelby ourselves?
Where shall we go?
Not the Bahamas.
It's bloody awful.
Of course!
It's so obvious!
I know...I'll lean back and putmy hair on my shoulder.Then I'll look just likeVeronica Lake.- Oh, great!
-
Stay still,or else they'll be blurry.Oh, well, hurry up!It's freezing!Oh, just a couple more.I know...I'll lean forward nowand I'll show more cleavage.
Those girls are up to
something in the bathroom.
I think they're taking
photographs of each other.
Just leave them alone,
Henry.
I'm prepared to tolerate
that Rieper girl's presence,
but I will not stand
for any...
you know... hanky-panky.
I'm sure it's all
perfectly innocent.
I'm sure they'll notice
things missing.
They'll blame
the bloody housekeeper.
She nicks stuff
all the time.
This lot's got to be
worth quid.
I can try
my father's safe.
I'm sure I can get the keys
to his office.
That's great!
We'll have the fare
in no time.
As soon as those bods
in Hollywood cop a look at us,
they'll be falling over
themselves.
Oh, it'll be amazing
to meet James in person.
I just know we'll hit it
off brilliantly.
And Guy Rolfe
and Mel Ferrer.
And Mario!
- oh, I can't wait to do
the love scenes!
But what if
they're married?
Oh, don't worry
about that.
We'll simply murder any
odd wives that get in our way.
I rose at : this morningand did all the houseworkbefore : including taking Wendyher breakfast in bed.I feel very pleased with myselfon the whole,and also the future.We are so brilliantly clever.
A good shot, Hilda.
Ah... excellent.Boys and girls,what have you been doing?
Aah!
Direct hit!
Gave his trousers
a jolly good soaking.
Everyone will think
he's peed himself.
Ha!
Damn it!
Net fault.
Bloody Bill is sniffing around
Mummy something chronic.
Hmm.
I thought he was supposed
to be terribly ill.
That's what we were led
to believe.
Henry... I'm terribly worried
about Bill Perry.
He's just had this spellin hospital.He's got nowhereto convalesce.
No?
I-I've offered him
the flat.
He really shouldn't be
left alone...
not in his condition.
Yeah.
I was so looking forwardto the ambulance arriving.There's somethingdesperately excitingabout bodies on stretchers.
Oh, God! Bill!
But it wasn't like thatat all.Bill!
I hope
the trip didn't tire you.
Hello.
Not in the least.
What a splendid place.
- Hello.
-
Hello.
It used to be
the servants' quarters,
but it's...
it's very comfortable.
Oh. Corker.
Mother was completely
taken in.
Do you think
bloody Bill's trying
to get into her drawers?
Too right.
But he doesn't have
a show.
Nobody gets into
Mummy's drawers except Daddy.
Poor Father.
Don't worry, Gina.
Mummy and Daddy
love each other.
Thanks, Prof.
You have alienatedthe professorial board
and completely compromised
the good will of the council.
You could've at least been
a bit more reasonable about
the forestry school.
I stand by the report I made
last year.
Canterbury College should not
be diversifying...
Henry,it's just not working.
Surely a man of your caliber
is needed back in England.
I have my daughter's health
to consider.
She requires a warm climate.
Dr. Hulme,
let's make an effort
to avoid
a public embarrassment.
You have until the end of the
year to find a new position.
Bill, it's not right.It's not right.- When?- Not now!You're a dreadful flirt.
Just washing my hair now,
Laurie.
Won't be a moment.
Is she still in there?
Come on, Yvonne.
You've had enough time.
-
- Yvonne!
Yes, yes, yes.
You open up this door
right now.
I'm bloody dressingas fast as I can,for God's sake.
Open this door!
Mother gave mea fearful lecturealong the usual strain.I rang Deborah immediately,as I had to tellsomeone sympathetic...how I loathed Mother.Mother told meI could not go to llam againuntil I was stoneand more cheerful.All week I have looked forwardto going to llam,and now this.She is most unreasonable.I also overheard her makinginsulting remarksabout Mrs. Hulme.I was livid.I am very glad, becausethe Hulmes sympathize with me,and it is nice to feel thatadults realize what Mother is.Dr. Hulme is going to dosomething about it, I think.Why could not Mother die?Dozens of people are dyingall the time... thousands.So why not Mother?And Father, too.Yvonne...
Come on, dear.
Now shut your eyes
and make a wish.
The balloon has gone up!
- What on Earth
are you talking about?
Mr. Perry's ill.
I've brought him a cup of tea.
Would you care for one,
Juliet?
Don't try and fob me off.
It's going to cost you £
or else I'm blabbing to Daddy.
Mister... Perry and I are...
in love, Juliet.
Hilda...
Your father knowsabout us.
Until other arrangements
can be made,
we've decided to live
together as a threesome.
I don't care what you do.
Paul and I are going
to Hollywood.
They're desperately keen
to sign us up.
We're going to be film stars.
What are you
talking about?
It's all arranged.
We don't need
your bloody £ anyway,
so stick it up your bottom!
Deborah told methe stupendous news.I'm going out to llam,as we have much to talk over.
Hello!
Deborah was still in bedwhen I arrived.
- Oh...
- Oh...
Dr. Hulme asked usto come into the loungeto have a talk with him.
Your mother and I...
are getting divorced.
The shock was too greatto have penetrated my mind.It is so incredible.Poor Father.Dr. Hulme was absolutely kindand understanding.He said we must tell himeverythingabout our going to America.He was both hope-givingand depressing.We talked for a long time,and Deborah and I were neartears by the time it was over.What is to be the future now?We may all be going to Italyand dozens of other places,or not at all.None of us know where we are,and a good deal depends onchance.Dr. Hulme is the noblestand most wonderful personI have ever known of.One thing Deborahand I are sticking to...through everything,we sink or swim together.Your mother and Ihave talked things over,and we've made some decisions.
I'm resigning
from the university,
and I'll be taking up a position
back in England.
But, Daddy, you can't just
leave me here with Mother.
I thought it best
if you accompany your father.
Is Gina coming, too?
Of course not.
I'm not going
to England without Gina!
You're not going
to England, darling.
I'm leaving you in South Africa
with Auntie Ena.
That chest of yours isn'tgetting any better.A warmer climate isjust what you need.
For the good of your health.
Ahhhhhh!
The Hulmes will look after me.
They want me to live
with them.
Don't be so ridiculous.You're our daughter.You belong here with us.
I belong with Deborah.
We're going to South Africa.
You're not goinganywhere.
You're years old,
Yvonne.
You have to let me go!
We'll talk about this
when you've calmed down.
I felt thoroughly depressedand even quite seriouslyconsidered committing suicide.Life seemed so muchnot worth the livingand death such an easy way out.
Love, you can still write
to each other.
Anger against Mother boiled upinside me,as it is she who is one ofthe main obstacles in my path.Suddenly a means ofridding myself of this obstacleoccurred to me.If she were to die...I cannot beginto attempt to measurethe inestimable valueof Dr. Hulme's contributions
to Canterbury College,
both social and official.
We wish both him and Mrs. Hulme
all the best for the future.
Everything'sgoing to be okay, Gina.Mr. Perry promised to give me£ for my horse.
That's !
Just another £
and we've got the fare!
It's no bloody good.
I went to
the passport office today.
They won't give me one
till I'm !
But that's not true!
I've got one!
No...
I need
my sodding parents' consent.
Oh, don't cry, Gina.
Gina, please don't cry.
We're not going to be
separated. We're not.
They can't make us!
They can't!
They can't!
They can not.
Off me!
I hate you!
Yvonne...
Don't be like this, love.
I did not tell Deborahof my plansfor removing Mother.I have made no decision yet,as the last fate I wish to meetis one in a borstal.I am trying to think ofsome way.
I've just had Hilda Hulme
on the telephone.
What now?
She says Juliet's in
a terrible state.
She's uncontrollable.
I've told her Pauline isn't
going to South Africa.
She refuses to accept it.
Well, I expect
you've heard the same
from your own daughter.
Um...
Yvonne hasn't spoken to me
for... um,
nearly two weeks.
Yes.
Well... it hasn't been
an easy time
for any of us, Mrs. Rieper.
She's cut us out
of her life, Mrs. Hulme.
It's been causing
her mother and I
a lot of worry.
What I'm suggesting
is that we let the girls spend
these last three weeks together.
We would like Pauline
to come and stay with Juliet
until she leaves.
Is that a good idea?
Perhaps I could telephone you
tonight, Mrs. Hulme.
Yes, yes.
Of... of course.
When you are in love It's the loveliest nightof the year Stars twinkle above And you almost can touch themfrom here - Words fall into rhyme Anytime you areholding me near When you are in love It's the loveliest nightof the year
Charles!
Charles! Charles! Oh!
Waltzing along in the blue Like a breezedrifting over the sand Thrilled by the wonderof you... We've realizedwhy Deborah and I have suchextraordinary telepathyand why people treat usand look at us the way they do.It is because we are mad!We are both stark raving mad! ... when a birthdayis near... All the cast of the saintsare mad, too.Dr. Hulme is mad,as mad as a March hare. ... the loveliest nightof the ye-e-e-e-e-ar Halt!It was the first timeI had ever seen "lt."Deborah had always told mehow hideous he was.Is that you?You're through, Harry.Come out.You haven't got a chancethis way.
What do you want?
You might as well give up."It" is appalling.He is dreadful.Come back!I have never in my lifeseen anythingin the same categoryof hideousness,but I adore him!
Bah!
Ah.
Hurry!
Hurry!
Gina!We talkedfor some time about "lt,"getting ourselvesmore and more excited.We enacted how each saintwould make love in bed.We spent a hecticnight going through the saints.It was wonderful...heavenly... beautiful...and ours.We felt satisfied, indeed.We have now learned the peaceof the thing called "bliss"...the joy of the thingcalled "sin."
I'm coming with you.
Yes.
I know what to do
about Mother.
We don't want to go to
too much trouble.
Some sort of... accident.
People die every day.
Our main idea forthe day was to murder Mother.This notion is not a new one,but this timeit is a definite planwhich we intend to carry out.We have worked it out carefullyand are both thrilledby the idea.Naturally,we feel a trifle nervous,but the pleasureof anticipation is great.
Only the best people fight
against all obstacles...
in pursuit of happiness.
We both spent last night havinga simply wonderful timein every possible way.I was picked up at : p.m.I have been very sweetand good.I have worked outa little more of our plan.Peculiarly enough,I have no qualms of conscience.I arose late and helped Mothervigorously this morning.Deborah rang,and we decided to usea rock and a stockingrather than a sandbag.We discussed the murder fully.I feel very keyed up,as though I wereplanning a surprise party.Mother has fallen inwith everything beautifully,and the happy event is totake place tomorrow afternoon.Next time I writein this diary,Mother will be dead.How odd...yet how pleasing. Have they gone? I pretended to be asleep Because I wanted to be alonewith you I have so many thingsto tell you Or one thingas huge as the sea...
Mummy!
Mummy!
Deep and infiniteas the sea You are my loveand all my life I am writinga little of this upon the morningbefore the death.I felt very excited and...The-Night-Before-Christmas-ishlast night.I am about to rise.Juliet?
Hurry up.
Ah, thought I'd lost you.
Mummy...
Oh. Oh...
You've got roses
in your cheeks.
Oh, I haven't seen that
in such a long time.
Oh, bye.
Have a lovely time,
darling.
I will.
I'm so looking forward
to it.
Bye, Daddy!
See you tonight!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's enough bread
to feed an army.
Hello.
Hello, Juliet.
Oh, what a nice outfit.
Thank you. I, um, bought it
especially, Mrs. Rieper.
Oh.
Fruit.
Oh, pop them in a bowl.
Let's go upstairs,
Deborah.
I wrote the first pages
of my opera last night.
All right, then.
Ugh.
Do you feel all sweaty?
Oh, I feel sweaty.
It's a three-act story
with a tragic end.
Your mother is rather
a miserable woman...
isn't she?
I thought for hours
about whether Carmelita
should accept
Bernard's
marriage proposal...
I think she knows
what's going to happen.
She doesn't appear
to bear us any grudge.
...but in the end
I decided against it.
I thought it would spoil
all their fun.
Affairs are much more exciting
than marriages,
as Mummy can testify.
It's true.
He was spotted in
the lingerie department,
eh, Wendy?
There's nothing wrong with
Sir Edmund Hillary buying
underwear for his wife.
He was a very nice man.
I-I bet
it was thermal underwear.
I bet...
I bet he pitches a tent
in the middle
of their bedroom,
and they have to pretend
to be on a mountain.
That's enough, Yvonne.
That man's a credit
to the nation.
Right, who's goingto help me clear away?
I will, Mum.
Anything to get away
from Laurel and Hardy.
I'd better be
getting back.
- Bye, love.
- Bye.
Have a nice outing,
you lot.
Bye, Dad.
Bye, Mr. Rieper.
Well, I'm going to make myself
a bit more presentable.
Isn't it beautiful?
Let's go for a walk
down here.
Come on, Mummy.
Oh, no.I'd like a cup of tea first.
Come on.
You have it.
Oh... no.
I'm... I'm watching my figure.
But you're not fat,
Mrs. Rieper.
Oh, well,
I put on a lot of
weight over Christmas.
Go on, Mum.
Treat yourself.
All right.
Yvonne, love, w...
we should be going back.
We don't want to miss
the bus.
Juliet...
You button up your coat.
You'll get a chill.
Look... Mother.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Aah! Aah!
- Gina!- Hurry!- Aah!Don't!No!Don't!!
Aah!
Gina.
Do not leave.
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Don't go!
You can't!
No!
I'm sorry.
No!!
When you walkthrough a storm Keep your chin up high And don't be afraidof the dark At the end of the stormis a golden sky And the sweet, silver songof a lark Walk on through the wind,walk on through the rain Though your dreams be tossedand blown, walk on Walk onwith hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk alone Walk on through the wind,walk on through the rain Though your dreams be tossedand blown... Walk on Walk onwith hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk alone Walk on through the wind,walk on through the rain Though your dreams be tossedand blown... Walk on Walk onwith hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk alone