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tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to
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hurt my feelings. Honest.
[ Squeaks ]
[Cartoon Music]
[ Cackling ]
Back, Stanley.
Youaregoingback--
back to whenitallbegan.
Areyou backyet?
Get back!
We haven't got all day!
[Stanley]It was thirdgrade.
The teacher was Miss Hudlapp.
She waskindasquatandlumpy.
Shesmelledfunny.
- Butshe waskind.
- Class!
How many times have I told you?
In this class...
we do not pound ten-penny nails
into Stanley's head!
[Stanley] Youknowhowsome teachers
have thosekinda flaps on theirarms--
thosebigsacks oflimp flab
that, like, dangle?
- Aahh.
- Itsounds weird,
butforsomereason, as I watched
thosebigoldflaps ofhers,
- Ibegan to feel...
- [ Sighs ]
oddly... aroused.
Andthen thehorrorbegan.
- [ Laughing ]
- [ Gasps ]
[ Grunting ]
Young man,
what's that in your lap?
Oh, it was useless--likeputting a
baseball cap on the Washington Monument.
Andthen, allatonce,
therehe was--
Monkeybone!
- Hey, baby, I loveyourway!
- Oh!
- Yo, monkey
-Monkeybone
-[Miss Hudlapp]Ooh!
-Monkeybone
Moo-coo! Moo-coo!
Moo-coo! Moo-coo!
How 'bout it, Doc--
can you help me?
All in good time, my boy.
All in good time.
[ Laughs Hysterically]
Oh, what a loser!
Oh, roll out the wackywagons!
[Applauding]
Well, that's our pilot.
And the good news is...
the Comedy Channel has picked us up
with an order for six episodes.
AndnowI'dlikeyou tomeet
theman whogotitallstarted,
the creatorofAmerica's
mostdisturbedcomicstrip,
the man behind the monkey,
ifyou will.
Ladies and gentlemen,
please-- Stu Miley!
- [ Cheering, Applause ]
- Come on, Stu. Don'tbeshy!
You can't goyet.
There's a potload ofmoney here.
Besides, you haven't talked to Bill
from Bazoom Toys, who's got great ideas.
Oh, Mr. Miley, do we ever!
Check it out. The Monkeybone phone.
Every kid's gonna want three and
want their friends to have three.
Check out the slippers. You're walking,
your tootsies are warm, you're laughing.
The Monkeybone backpack. Ifyou're
goin' to Europe, flip it around--
Stu. Stu. Stu, what areyou doin'?
Come on. Come on.
We gotta talk to the guys
from Burger God.
Burger God-- aren't they the ones that
found the rat gut in the french fries?
No. No.
No, they found a pig gut,
which is different.
- Mmm.
- That's-That's practically pork.
- [ Scoffs ]
- It's a lot ofreal money,
the kind ofmoney
that can buy happiness.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- I got the ring, Herb.
- The what?
- The ring. That ring.
- What ring? No.
- What-What doyou mean?
- Tonight's the night, Herb.
- Why?
- Tonight is the night.
That girl pulled me
out ofa nightmare.
Shemakesmehappy, Herb,
notallofthisstuff.
Right over here.
Doyou see this door?
The cool thing is
thatyou open it,
you go out, it closes,
and you can't get back in.
- But, Stu, you want to leave?
- Yeah.
- You're a hit! Everybody loves you!
- Come on!
Doc, I don't want to be stuck here
with a bunch ofthese media creeps.
I just want to be us,
home, alone.
Come on. Besides, Ihavesomething
thatI-I want togive toyou.
Can'tyou
give it to me later?
Yes, I could, but iflater got here
sooner, it-- it would be a lot better.
Hi, Herb.
- Ah, yes.
- Herb--
Yeah. Oh-- Yeah, that'll be good.
You got everything? Ah, yeah.
Stu, these arejust prototypes.
They aren't the real products.
Just something foryou to take home.
Just spend some time with them,
get a feeling for them
beforeyou say ''no.''
- No.
- [ Squeaks ]
Stu, come on.
One more thing.
Actually, there's a couple oftrucks to
come with, you know, Monkeybone stuff.
- You guys mind waiting a little longer?
- [ Car Starts ]
Good night, Herb.
Ofcourse. You guys get outta here.
You're a beautiful couple.
Lookat this.
Now he won'tletus leave.
- Who?
- Themonkey!Hey, Herb,
Canyouget thisguytomove?
- Oh, yeah. Okay.
- Come on, please? Help me out here.
Stu, stop.
The monkey is good luck.
- Come on.
- I never had any good luck...
- until I metyou.
- Everybodyloveshim.
You're gonna be a huge success,
sojust relax and enjoy it.
- [ Chuckles ]
-[Giggles]
[Truck Horn Honks]
[Stu, Mockingly]
Thankyou, Herb!
- What happened?
- I don't know!
- What is it?
- Some sort ofinflatable raft.
Oh! Whoa!
[ Shrieking ]
[ Gasps ]
Whaa--
- Stop the car! Stop the car!
- Whoa!
Puton thebrakes!
Stop the car!
- Great idea! Wish I'd thought ofthat!
- [ Horns Honking ]
Stu, I'm righthere, baby.
It's me. It'sJulie.
I loveyou.
Everything's gonna be okay,
I promise. I promise.
I'm Dr. McElroy from the Sleep
Institute. This man is my patient.
[Man] There'snoresponse
to externalstimuli.
- [ Voices Fading ]
- He's probably slipped into a coma.
Take him to the university hospital.
They have the best head trauma center.
[ Screaming ]
[Man OverP.A.]
Nowarriving in DownTown.
Please exit
to therightofthe car.
[ Panting ]
- Hello?
- Please exit to therightofthe car.
- Am I dead?
- Nextstop, LandofDeath.
Wait, please!
I'd like to know ifI'm dead.
Hey, youngman!
Carryyourbags to the ''Y''?Ow!
Hello, handsome.
Like cigars?
- [ Shrieks ]
- We got 'em cheap. Genuine Cubans.
- [ Chuckles, Rattles ]
-Say, fella!
How's about a shoeshine?
Spit and polish! Whoo-hoo!
We welcomeyou to DownTown
andwhileyou're inyourcoma
This cheapandcheerful clown town
willbeyourhome-sweet-home-a
[Raccoon] Yo, coma dude!
Man, what'syourhurry?
Nothin'but
abadfreakshowin there.
[Snake] Yeah, bigboy,
whatabout thatbackpack?
[Male Voice]Nightmares!Get
yournightmareshere!Step rightup!
Oh, wegotnightmaresabout
Daddy, nightmaresaboutMama.
Oh, yeah. Step rightuphere!
Getsomenightmareshere.
- Can you help me? [ Shrieks ]
- Oh, hey, there, young fella.
- Wannaseeanightmare?
- [ Clears Throat ]
- Hey, mister, got a smoke on ya?
- [ Gasps ] No, I'm trying to cut back.
Goo-ooo-ood eatin'!
Barbecuepork,
barbecuesquab.
- Bacon!
- Step right up, three for a dollar.
Win a prize
for the little lady.
- [ Shrieks ]
- Hey, bud, glad to see me?
- N-No.
- What's the matter?
Come on, dream buddy.
Don'trunaway.
Wegotalot
ofcatchin'up to do!
Gotanynewnightmares forme?
Somethingscary?
[Jazz]
[ Murmurs ]
[Mooing]
Hey, newin town, huh?
How 'bout a coma-tini?
There it is.
[ Screaming ]
- [ Screaming Continues ]
- [ Chuckling ]
Oh, by the way,
my name is Bull.
Oh, hi. Hiya.
How doyou do?
Stu Miley, right?
I seen all your dreams.
- You're a big celebrity down here.
- Down where?
DownTown!
Land ofnightmares.
- ** [ Fanfare ]
- Wake up, everybody!
It's time
for Monkeybone live!
Ooh-ooh-ooh!
Whoo!
Time for a little singing,
a little dancing...
and, ofcourse, some good-natured
bashing ofmyvery own creator,
Mr. Stu-pid Mopey!
- Hey, guy!
- [ Chuckles Nervously]
Now, I knowyou're all in comas,
but my fiirst guest is gonna...
spikeyour charts!
[ Laughs Wanly]
* I wanna be loved byyou *
Andnobodyelsebutyou
* I wanna be loved byyou *
* Deedle-ee deedle-ee deedle-ee dum
Boop-boop-ee do **
- [ Trumpets ]
- Whoo-oo-oo!
Whoo!
- [ Gasps ]
- Mmmm--
- [ Shrieks ]
- Hiya, boss.
[ Whimpers ]
[Sobbing]
- Kimmy?
- Oh,Julie. Oh, my God, look at him.
Lookatmypoor
littlebabybrother!
Oh, God, I can't stand to look
at him. Oh, God. Wow.
Howyou doin', little one, hmm?
You holdin' up?
I'm fiine, Kimmy.
Fine.
At least he had a chance
to giveyou the ring.
- The ring?
- Grandmother's engagement ring.
- The onehehadmesendsohe--
- Good morning, Dr. McElroy.
Hello, Doctor.
Kimmy, this is Dr. Edelstein.
- Vital signs have stabilized. Good.
- Listen, Doctor,
these machines are actuallywhat's
keeping him alive right now, right?
- At the moment, yes.
- Okay. Well, doyou think...
-you could give me a realistic--
- Comas are unpredictable.
He could wake up today
or tomorrow or--
Doctor, hey, sweetheart.
Our father took
a long time to die,
soStuandImadeapact...
that...
when our time came...
we wouldn'tletitdragout.
So...
- which one's the plug?
- What plug?
The plug?
The oneyou pull?
Oh, God, Kimmy.
Don't even talk like that.
I need a realistic answer,
Doctor! Give me a date!
All right.
Three months.
There'salwayssomebrain damage,
butafterthreemonths...
the chances ofcomingback
shrink dramaticallyevery day.
Well, I want him to have
every chance, Doctor.
We could... certainly give it...
[ Sighs ]
threemonths.
[Owl Hooting]
Oh, poor Buster!
He hasn't eaten all day.
What's that?
[Dog Whimpers]
Stu did this?
Yeah, right about the time we met,
when he fiirst came to the sleep lab.
Jesus, honey.
Hehadn'thad
agoodnight'ssleep inyears.
Thenightmares would wakehim up,
andhe'djuststartrightinpainting.
How doyou go from here...
to cartoons?
-Switchhands.
- What?
Stu was right-handed, so I made him
switch the pen to his left hand...
to see what would come out,
and we got the fiirst Monkeybone.
- Wow. Twoguys in thesamebrain.
- Yeah.
Which one did you
fall in love with?
[Nightclub Music]
[Bull]
Hey, Stu, whysoglum?
Atleast theyhaven'tpulled
theplugyet. Haveanother 'tini.
No, I'm sick ofmartinis...
and carnival rides and watching
other people's nightmares.
- Hmm?
- The one thing I'm really sick ofis--
Speakingofdames, I'dlike tosing
a tuneabout thebeautiful MissJulie.
She's conscious,
boyfriend here's an eggplant.
I'mjustkiddin; pal,
'causeyouknowinyourheart...
MissJulie is faithful,
loyal and true.
Jumbo!
*All aboard *
*The lady got a loose caboose, all
aboard, the lady got a loose caboose *
* On board
Get on theJulie train *
* On board MissJulie's
juicy booty train *
- * Uh-huh, myJulie's got a booty-- **
- Whaa!
You have humiliated me
in public for the last time!
- I doubt that. [ Screams ]
- Back in the pack!
[Monkeybone]Monkey-napper!
Help!Monkey-napper!
Letme out. It'snotmy fault. Ihappen
tobea figmentofyourimagination.
- Learn to act normally. I had to.
- Normal, huh?
- Hiya, Stu.
- Hello, Kitty!
[ Growls, Barks ]
- I broughtyou a refiill.
- I'dloveastiffone,
but Stu here forgot
to endow me, equip me.
- Ow!
- Nothing for him. He's being repressed.
Is something wrong, Stu?
You seem... tense.
It's my girlfriend. I'm starting
to think I'll never see her again.
-[MonkeyboneStruggling]
- Why didn't I just propose?
Right there. At least that way
I'd know what she said.
- I'd know ifshe's waiting for me.
- She is waiting foryou, Stu.
I know she is.
- Guys likeyoudon'tcomearoundoften.
- Ahh!
[ Sighs ]
I mean it, Stu.
You're one in a million.
- [ Purring ]
- [HeartBeating]
[ Shrieking ]
- That's it! Back in the pack!
- Not by the hair ofmy butty-butt-butt!
- [ Growls, Yells ]
- [ Shrieks ]
- I'm reportin' this to my union!
- What union?
The sidekick's union-- me, Tonto,
Robin, the BoyWonder, Chewbacca--
[Imitates Chewbacca]
You topbananasbetter watch--
- That's it! Enemy fiire! I'm goin' in!
- Come here.
Ah-oo-ga! Ah-oo-ga!
Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive!
- I left my phone number in your undies.
- [ Snarls ]
[ Blubbering ]
Try not to lose it in traffiic!
Sorry, Kitty. I'll be right back,
after I choke my monkey!
- Eat my dust! Loser!
- Monkeybone!
- [Wind Whistling]
- [ Screams ]
[Whimpering]
[ Resonant Voice ]
Earl Biegler,
- I have come.
- Can't hearya, young fella. Speak up.
[ Clears Throat ]
Earl Biegler--
Stop mumbling,
you dern fool!
Jeez! Here.
- [ Gasps ]
- An Exit Pass!
- Got a reprieve.
- Good for him. He's gonna wake up.
No, no, no.
This isnotright.
- He's old! Ancient!
- That geezer?
That decrepit old fart?
[Monkeybone]Hey, HonestAbe,
the GreatEmancipator!
- Whoo!
- No! Wha--
[Crowd Gasps]
- But--
- But--
- Wha-- I--
- Wha-- I--
- Th--
- Th--
Hey! Hey, you!
I want to talk toyou.
[ Monkeybone Shrieks ]
Hey!
He got an Exit Pass.
- Where's mine? When do I go home?
-Stu.
Stu, please. Let's not
disturb the nice Reaper.
- [ Crowd Gasps ]
- Sorry, mate.
- [ Whimpering ]
- Offduty.
- ''Off-duty''? You--
- Calm down!
Whoa, boss, you got it
all mixed up.
You're the nice guy,
I'm the irrepressible screw-up.
- Whoa!
- Mr. Reaper, I'm sorry!
Wait, wait!
Come back! Come back!
- [ Bike Bell Ringing ]
- That's right! Youflyaway!
Fly away!
[ Muttering ]
Fly, fly... away.
Oh, who am I kidding?
I am never gonna get outta here.
I'm never gonna see her again.
Goodgolly, Mr. Miley.
Mr. StuMiley, hmm?
Goodgolly, Mr. Miley.
Mr. StuMiley, hmm?
Package foryou.
Thankyou very much.
[ Stu Reads Invitation ]
Whoo! Playtime
with Mr. Big!
Hypnos, the god ofnightmares.
Doyou know what this means?
- I fiinally get a date. Ow. Whoo!
- He's fiinally gonna hear my case!
** [ Humming ]
Hmm.
What doyou think?
Hmm?
[ Sighs ] Come on, you.
I need an opinion. Wake up!
You know,
you got fan mail to read--
people wanting autographs.
[ Chuckles ]
You got minutes offame,
and you're gonna sleep right through it.
Ofcourse, knowingyou,
maybe that's theplan, huh?
Julie, hi!
- Oh, Kimmy! Hi. Why areyou--
- Hey.
Oh.
Listen, this is really hard
for me, but, um--
Well, it's been three months,
and, um, Igave the order.
[Chuckles Nervously]
Oh--
[Woman]
'Tain'tnobig thing
- To waitforthebelltoring
- Whoo! Now, this is living!
Aggravated
spare fordays
IstrollDownTown
to theredlightplace
*Jump up, bubble up
What's in store *
* Love is the drug
and I need to score *
- There is a live feed tonight.
- Live feed?
- What is that?
-Just watch.
Stitchedup tight
Can'tshake free
- Hey!
- [ Yells ]
Getyour fat ass
outta my face.
- Ahh
- [ Excited Chattering ] Show time!
- Ahh
- [ Excited Chattering ] Show time!
[ Laughing ]
[ Pig ] Here it comes! The orb is on!
Look! They're sitting on a cake!
Hey, that's me.
Nice tux, dude.
[ Gasps ]
Who's dreaming this?
Julie?
- What is this?
- [ Laughing ]
Julie, I'm--
I'm here!
[ Gasps ]
[Clock Ticking]
- [ Gasps ]
- [ Laughing ]
- [ Cyclops Giggling ]
- Bon voyage, little brother.
- No, Kimmy!
- Oh, my God. No, don't!Julie!
- [ Laughing ]
-Julie!
- [ All Laughing, Cheering ]
-Julie!
Julie, I loveyou!
Julie!
I loveyou. Look at me.
Look at me. I'm up here.
Julie--
No!
Stu.
[Guest]
It's Hypnos.
It's Hyp.
Hyp, Hyp, hurrah.
Good evening!
Good evening!
[MedusaSinging,
Indistinct]
- [ Groans ]
-[Hypnos]StuMiley.
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Hey, I'm glad
you could make it, man.
We see a lot ofnightmares
down here, butyours are like...
- caviar. [ Chuckles ]
- I just saw a dream.
It was my girlfriend.
She dreamed that theywere gonna...
pull the plug on me.
[ Laughing ]
Give us a moment, will you, darling?
Toodles!
Yousee, Stu, youmade thispact
withyoursister.
- Huh?
- No life support?
Pact? Pact? No life support?
[ Cackles ]
- Pull theplug!Pull theplug, pleas--
- No!
That's wrong.
Julie would never agree to that.
They're pulling the plug
at : a.m.
Anybody that dumb
deserves to die!
- Can'tyou help me?
- Stu, I'm just the god ofsleep.
- This is Death'sbailiwick.
- Death?
[ Grunts, Sighs ]
[ Panting ]
Cheating Death--
and this is extremely
offthe record--
whatyou gotta do...
is go into the Land of Death,
sneak up right under Death's nose...
and steal
one ofthose Exit Passes.
Well, Hyp, thanks for the idea,
and good luckwith the shock therapy.
- [ Laughing ]
- [ Hissing ] Will you shut up?
He gaveyou a sign?
It doesn't sound rational, okay?
It's not rational.
I don't care anymore, Alice. We've
got exactly six hours to wake him up.
Hey, look! Mr. Green Stain's got
a dead one. What do we do now?
[Stu]He's takingherto the Land
ofDeath. Wehave tohitcharide.
-Don't worry. I'll protectyou.
-Listen toyou-- Xena, Warrior Princess!
** [ Humming ]
Thegatesare closing!
Come on!
[ Grunting ]
Help, boss, I'mgoing fast!
I'm dying, boss!
Shh!
Come on, come on!
Lookwhat I found.
[ Chuckles ]
- Whoo! Well, that's worth knowing.
- [ Moaning ]
[ Both Screaming ]
Chart number one is
from fiiveyears ago.
This is the worst nightmare
Stu had at the sleep lab--
abnormally intense alpha wave activity
with a peak that lasted over a minute.
And this-- Alice--
this is earlier today.
- Holy shit.
- Wow.
He's caught in a loop--
a nightmare loop.
- Does everybody know what Oneirix is?
-[Man]It'snightmarejuice.
Ifthose charts are right,
Stu's swimmin' in the stuff.
- We can decrease thelevels.
- No, I want to give him a massive dose.
- That's not gonna stop his nightmare.
- Hutch, I don't want to.
I want to crank it up, take it right off
the charts. I want to scare him awake.
[Calypso]
In theafterlifeyoucouldbeheaded
fortheseriousstrife
Nowyoumake thesceneall day
but tomorrowthere'llbehelltopay
In theafterlifeyoucouldbeheaded
fortheseriousstrife
[Continues, Indistinct]
DownTown trolley,
right on schedule.
Yes, yes, yes.
All right.
But I'm at a critical
juncture here, please.
The last days of Pompeii.
Watch.
[ Gasps, Laughs ]
-Nice eruption.
-Thankyou! I'm yours. What doyou want?
- Let's get to reapin'.
- Let'sgo!
Got a bunch ofnew recruits
fresh in from Dispatch.
- Fine, fiine. Sendthem in.
-Send 'em in!
[ All Murmuring ]
Okay, fiirstup
on the docket today,
Chakasandra Singh,
New Delhi-- snakebite.
Singh, sang, sung.
Dead.
- [ Whimpers ]
- [ Chuckles ]
Okay, Scott, step up here, please.
Scott, Death. Death, Scott.
- Hi, Scott.
- Hello.
Scottenjoyssunsets
andStevenSeagalmovies.
[DeathAndAssistantLaugh]
Nextup, Clark Devereaux,
Chicago, Illinois.
- Looks like complications from a coma.
- Right.
- Ah-- Oh, come on!
- What?
- It says he recovers.
- Recover?
Itsayshe'sgonnaliveanother
years. It'sareprieve.
- Let me have an Exit Pass. Yeah.
- ExitPass?
That means forms.
That means bureaucracy.
You.
- Yeah. What'syourname?
- Say something!
- Herb.
- Come here, Herb.
-[Monkeybone]Now?
- Please.
-Standupstraight!
- [ Stu ] I am standing up straight.
I wantyou to picture this
with me, ifyou can.
-Y-Y-Yeah?
-You'rea customer, you'reabout to die.
You're a little excited, a little
fearful, and here comes the Grim Reaper.
Tell me, Herb, [ Shouting ]
what the hell is he covered in?
- Uh, pea soup?
-[Monkeybone]Guacamole?
- As you requested, one Exit Pass,
- [ Gasps ]
Omighty wielder
ofthescythe.
- [ Stu ]Just behave!
- ExitPass?Oh, whata coincidence!
I wasjustheadingoverto DownTown--
Don'tbiteme there!
I'dbehappyto drop that
offforyou, ifyoudon'tmind!
- Herb?
-[Monkeybone] Yeah?
Could I seeyou
over there, please?
-[Monkeybone Whimpers]Overthere?
- Yeah.
[Monkeybone]
Okay.
- Latta!
- [ Growling ]
[ Growling, Snarling ]
-[Barking]
- Uh-oh.
- Impostors! Get that monkey!
- Get 'em!
Get in there! Go on, you Reapers!
Go, go, go!
Stu, Stu, Stu!
Geronimo!
Hiya!
[ Whooping ]
- That's it!
- Well done!
- Fire in the hole!
- Whose hole? Whose hole?
[ Yelling ]
[Alarm Blaring]
[StuPanting]
Hey, Monkeybone, there'sa train!
Arnold, now. Now!
[ Screeching ]
[ Grunting ]
Come on, Monkeybone!
Come on, buddy, youcan doit!
Okay. All righty.
Take it easy.
- [ Screeching ]
- [ Yelling ] Help, boss!
Comin' in.
Whoo! Thankyou!
Thank-you, thank-you, thank-you.
Yikes!
[ Whooping ]
[ Whooping, Yelling ]
Monkeybone!
What's the maximum
safe dose?
The most we've ever used
is, um, halfa C.C.
Five C.C.s.
[ Groaning ]
[ Whimpering ]
[Monkeybone]Holdit, Doctor!
Stu, I'm comin'in!
- [ Whimpering ]
-[Monkeybone]Oh, yeah!
- [ Yelling ]
- [ Yelling ]
- [ Grunting ]
- That'sit!Now, hit thosepedals!
[Sniffling, Sobbing]
- [ Stu Pants, Laughs ]
- Whoo! Yes!
Terra fiirma, we made it!
- Monkeybone, you saved my life!
- What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
Look, we only have about fiive minutes.
Just that, now that I'm leaving, there's
so many things I wanted to say toyou.
Ah. Don't get mushy on me. I'll be fiine,
just drop me offat the bar.
You've been a hell ofa fiigment, pal.
I wish I could takeyou home with me.
Ah, right back atya, boss.
[ Clicks Tongue ] Right back atya.
Nojoke, little buddy.
I really do love--
Whee!
I loveyou too... boss!
[ Cackles ]
Loveyou too!
[ Whooping ]
- [ Whooping, Chattering ]
- Wait!Monkeybone!
Don't do this!
Please! Wait!
- Nice work, little feller.
- Monkeybone, wait!
No, don't do this!
Wait!
- [ Laughing ]
- Let go!
Monkeybone!
We can talkabout this!Come on, wait!
- [ Creatures Clamoring ]
- Come back here!
Wait!No, youdon'tunderstand!
He'sgotmy ExitPass!
Oh, I'msosorry, Stu.
It'sjustallpartofthe deal.
[ Laughs Sinisterly] We've got
big plans for that body ofyours!
What?
- No! This can't be happening!
- [ Whooping ]
[ Screaming ]
No!
Julie!Julie!
[ Whooping ]
- Stu?
- [ Coughs ]
Jul-- [ Hiccups ]
Julie?
[ Chuckles ]
Whoa, baby!
- Stu!
- [ Chuckling ]
Two more little ticks
ofthe clock, and--
Welcome home.
Oh, Stu!
Home sweet home, huh?
Actually, I was expecting
something a little swankier.
[DoorCloses]
You have to assume that Monkeybone
would be a pretty lucrative franchise,
with, uh,
royalties, servants--
- I gave all the servants the day off.
- Oh.
-[CacklingLike Monkeybone]
- [ Laughs ]
Honey, why don'tyoujust rest
on the sofa for a minute?
Okay? All right?
- [ Gasps ]
- Hmm!
Mmm.
Oh, bitchin' good cake.
- Good.
- You want a hunk?
No, thankyou.
[ Chuckles Nervously]
-[Champagne Pouring]
- Oh.
Here's to a celebration that should
have happened three months ago.
Ahh!
- Stu?
- Hmm?
I wantyou to know I found
the little surpriseyou left that night.
Mm-hmm?
Ifyou were wondering
what the answerwas,
it was ''yes,''
and it still is.
- It is?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
With all my heart.
- And what was the question?
- You asked me to marryyou.
- Marryyou? [ Laughs ]
- Mm-hmm.
No, you did. Here.
- See?
- Oh! He did it!
No!No-no-no-no.
- Buster! Lookwho's here!
- [ Barking ]
Hello, Buster.
[ Groans ]
[Barking]
I'veneverseenhim
actlike thisbefore!
He's a lying son ofa bitch!
Don't believe anything he says!
- He'sgotmentalproblems!Shutup!
- Ow!
- [ Screeching Like Monkeybone ]
- [Barking Continues]
[SultryBeat]
Oh, baby.
[Volume Increases]
Ohh.
Mm-hmm.
- [ Chitters ]
- What areyou watching?
Nothin'.
[ Grunting Gently]
- Hmm?
- You think this is medically advisable?
- We got a doctor on duty.
- Well,
as long as it's okay
with Monkeybone--
- which it seems to be.
- Huh?
Oh. Huh?
I'vebeen feelin'
trapped, baby
- [ Squeaks ]
- Tryin'toholdback this feelin'
Forsolong
-Andifyoufeellike Ifeel, baby
-[BusterBarking]
- [ Continues Barking ]
- Come on Oh, come on
Whoo
Let'sgetiton
Aahh, baby
Let'sgetiton
[''FoxyLady'']
Foxy
Foxy
Youknowyouare
A cutelittleheartbreaker
Foxy, yeah
Andyouknowyouare
asweetlittle lovemaker
Foxy
I wanna takeyouhome
Yeah
I won'tdoyounoharm, no
Yougot tobeallmine
Allmine
Foxylady
Here Icome, baby
I'm comin'togetya
- [ Whooping ]
- Foxylady
Dive! Dive! Dive!
- Ow!
- Oh, God, Stu!
- Uh-huh.
- Oh, my-- Areyou-- Oh!
- [ Gasps ]
- [ Grunting ]
- [ Gasps ]
- Heads up! Feeding time!
[Screams, Moans]
[ Screaming ]
Ohh! What-What-What?
[ Gasps, Whimpers ]
What? What? Who areyou?
- Whatdoyou want?
- Dinner.
You gotta move fast oryou'll starve.
Here, have some popcorn.
They feed us the slops
from the Morpheum Theater.
You hope for MilkyWay, you settle
for Skittles. I'm Steve-- Steve King.
[BirdSquawks]
Stephen King?
What are you doing here?
I'mJack the Ripper.
- I'm Lizzie Borden.
- How doyou do?
- Attila the Hun.
- Attila the Hun.
** [ Fanfare On Kazoo ]
Allhail themostglorious,
themostesteemed,
Oh, enough! Enough, enough!
I'm hungover.
- Hyp, did you bring me cough medicine?
- That night-light I asked for?
- King, you pussy. [ Laughs ]
- Bite me, Poe.
- You set me up!
- Easy, pal. [ Chuckles ]
Just coming to congratulateyou. It
ain't easy snatching those Exit Passes.
Steve was the last guy to do it,
and that must have been years ago.
Why'd you do it, huh?
Wh-What did I ever do toyou?
It's nothing personal, Stu, it'sjust
we need nightmares-- fresh nightmares.
We'ddie without 'em.
That's why we grabbedyourbody.
- I'm no nightmare-maker.
- That's the monkey'sjob.
- Monkeybone? What?
- [ Laughs Maniacally]
Let's face it, Stu. Nobodywants
to be a fiigment. It's a dead-end career.
So he gets fed up,
he comes to us with a proposition:
We help him swipeyour body, he helps us
get a heap ofbrand-new nightmares!
- News flash, buddy: I'm a cartoonist!
-Sure!
Butyou got a girlfriend who's fiigured
out the chemical basis ofbad dreams.
Andguess what. Shejust whippedup
abigol'batch ofnightmarejuice!
[ Laughing ]
Oh, we're predicting record box offiice.
What'spluralfororifice? ''Orifi''?
No, I wasn'tina coma!
All right, I was in a coma. It wasn't
like I was ''in a coma'' and goofiing off.
I was thinking up
hilarious new bits the whole time!
[ Laughing Wildly]
You see, it's all synergy.
The show synergizes the strip.
The strip synergizes
the merchandising.
The merchandising synergizes
the religion.
And the religion synergizes
the Barbara Walters special!
And then, baby,
we are all in...
the United Empire
of Monkeybonia!
No, really.
He's ready to merchandise, yeah.
We gotta move on this,
so get the burger guy, the toy guys...
the toy guys and
the lunchbox people in here--
Herb, get offthat phone right now.
You're exploiting him!
- Am not.
- Herb, he's not himself.
He's your friend. He trusts you,
and you're taking advantage ofhim!
- Am not. I'm on the phone!
- Are too!
- My cocina.
- Hey, hey.
My refrigerator, where I store
and chill my food.
And this-- the oven,
where I cook my food.
And ifyou'll step this way, you'll fiind
my dining room, where I eat my food.
What is all this stuffabout
merchandising? You hate merchandising.
I know, baby, I do.
But look at it from another angle:
There's a potload
ofmoney here.
I'm dirtyasamanhole
Cover
I'm looking for
mylong-lost
Lover
She turnedme out
andnow
I'msinkin'
- [ Whimpering ]
- I'mjustso easilyled
When thelittlehead
does the thinkin'
You two-bit simian stooge.
We didn't send you up here to shakeyour
bootywith a bunch oflingerie babes.
[ Slowed-Down Voice ]
But it's my fantasy.
I don't care!
We sentyou up here to make nightmares!
Now, you get out there, and you get that
nightmarejuice, and you get to work!
'Causeyoumaybe
a freeman during the day,
but when you dream...
yourmonkeyass ismine!
[Echoing]
[ BufferWhirring ]
What the--
[Chittering]
- [ Chittering ]
- [ Gasps ]
- [ Kissing Sound ]
- Oh, baby, I'd really like to,
but it'd put me
in a lot ofhot water.
Why don'tyoujust
give thatback?
-[Woman]Lovin'you
- Oh, doyou?
Well, in that case, why don't
you give me a little preview?
- [ Kissing Sound ]
- Makin'love withyou
IsallI wanna do
Sucker.
[ Screeches ]
Let go! Let go!
Let go ofmy pants!
- Stu?
- [ Snores ]
- Where haveyou been?
- Hmm?
Nowhere.
I was asleep.
Honey, don't lie to me.
I knowyou went out.
Nope. Not me.
You must be dreaming.
I know what this is about. You've been
mad because I haven't proposed toyou.
Oh, go on, admit it!
You've been giving me the stinkeye ever
since that business with the banner.
- You, you and that dog.
- I have not been giving the stinkeye.
You're giving me
the stinkeye right now.
Stu, you're wearing shoes
and a poncho...
with no pants,
in bed.
[ Mutters ]
I know.
[DistantScreaming]
Well, did you all
have sidekicks--
fiigments, monkeys?
A raven.
Mine was a dog.
Man's best friend. [ Scoffs ]
I went throughhell
toget thatExitPass.
And who got to
use it? Cujo.
Miley, you got a visitor!
Kitty!
Oh God, Stu,
I'm so sorry.
I wanted to tell you
what was going on.
I really,
really liked you.
Thankyou, Kitty,
but that doesn't matter right now.
The woman I love is living with a horny
little monkey that looks like me.
- What a lucky girl.
- Kitty, listen.
Is thereany wayIcangetamessage to
warnherabout whatMonkeyboneis up to?
- Time's up! Break it up! Let's move!
- No, no. No!
- Give me a moment,just to look at him.
- Let's go!
- Stu!
- Feeding time!
As you know, Burger God
is prepared to launch...
ournewMega Monkey Meal.
- Uh, something wrong?
-Apiggut!
- How much is McDonald's offering?
- Less.
Apleasure tobe
inbusiness withyou.
[ Laughing ]
Here's another thing. The Natural
History Museum is kicking off...
a fund-raising campaign and wanna know
ifyou can appear at a benefiit.
Oh, I get it.
We give the public the impression...
that we're doing
something charitable-- brilliant!
Yes.
Yes, that's it exactly.
Now, I thinkyou remember
Bill here from Bazoom Toys.
We have a little something here
we thinkyou mightjust like.
It'saprototype.
Codename::LittleJack Horner.
Go ahead,
pull out his thumb.
- [ Trumpets ]
- [ All Laughing ]
- No, it's mine!
- Oh.
Say, could you fiill these babies up
with a particulate solution...
ofonepartpowderedchemicalenzyme
to tenparts water?
- Uh,Jerry?
- Sure.
- Yeah, yeah, I guess we could.
- All right!
You've gotyourself
a deal!
- [ Trumpeting ]
- [ All Laughing ]
Shall we shake on it?
Shake on it? That's not the way
we do things in Monkey Land.
In Monkey Land,
we rub our bottoms together.
Huh?
You heard the man.
Getyour asses on the table.
[ Cackling ]
The thing is, I'm responsible
for the way he's acting.
It's the nightmarejuice.
It's gotta be.
Julie, that stuff
probably saved his life.
He's not Stu anymore.
The Stu I love is gone.
He spends all his time in the garage.
He says that he's... autographing.
[ Laughing ]
Nightmare in a butt!
- [ Trumpets ]
- [ Laughing ]
-[BusterBarking]
- Huh?
I think I hear
a guinea pig.
[BusterContinues Barking]
Listen, let's bring him in
for some tests.
I guarantee
you're overreacting.
[ Buster Barking ]
Oh, actually, no, I don't think
I'm overreacting.
- [ Screaming ]
- [ Barking ]
[ Growling, Barking ]
- [ Trumpets ]
- [ Whimpers ]
Sweet dreams,
you little bastard.
[Cats Meowing]
[Hypnos]Dog dreams?
This is completelyhumiliating.
That stinkin' monkey.
I can't believe it.
We give him a body,
and he sends us dogs.
Shh.
Let's not
think about dogs.
Let's think about...
pussycats.
Oh.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, what a luscious surprise.
[ Laughs ]
[ Both Laughing ]
So, I thought, ''What the hell.
I'm a big celebrity now.
I can get all the chicks I want.
Why get married?''
On the other hand,
ifyou are married, no more stinkeye.
Plus, they can't testify
againstyou.
Testify about what?
[ Phone Ringing ]
- Hello.
-Julie, it's Hutch.
- Oh, Hutch. What?
- The nightmarejuice-- it's gone.
Somebody switched it for
a beaker ofgrape Kool-Aid.
Grape Kool-Aid?
But who'd wanna--
Stu, areyou sure
youjust wanna give these away?
- It seems wrong.
- Go, go, go, go!
Stu.
Stu!
Shh. Sh-sh-sh-sh.
Here. You'll need these
foryour trip.
What?
And this.
Kitty, you can't do this.
You're gonna get in trouble.
You're the one
true-hearted man I ever met.
You fiind a way back to that girl
ofyours, and you make her happy.
Thankyou.
What about the guard?
I'll take care ofthat rat.
[ Purring ]
Okay, Stu.
I'll seeyou tomorrow.
Good-bye, Kitty.
- [Guard]Hey, lady, whatareyou--
- [KittySnarling]
[KittyAndGuardFighting]
[GuardScreams, Gurgles]
- [ Gasps ]
- Go!Justgo!
Well, thankyou, Kitty.
I'll never forgetyou.
And I mean that.
I'll really... never forgetyou.
[KittySnarling,
GuardScreaming]
Last one.
** [ Vocalizing ]
What kind ofidiot sneaks
into the Land of Death twice?
One that likes a good stretchin'?
[ Laughs ]
Shut up.
I wanna hearwhat he has to say.
Now, Death, I knowyou're mad at me,
and I don't blameyou.
But we're both mad at DownTown, and
we're both mad atyour brother, Hypnos.
So nowyou're gonna tell me it's all his
fault and you were completely innocent.
No, I'm not gonna tell you that.
I wanted that Exit Pass.
I wanted it bad enough that I had to
stareyou right in the face to get it.
Why?
Because I--
I got a girl up there,
and I shoulda--
I-I never--
I wanna tell her
that I love her.
Oh, gosh, helovesher.
Thatchanges everything.
- Ow! Okay, uncle!
- Sit down. Sit down right now.
Down, down!
Anddon'tsayanother word.
Look.
I'm a simple person.
I do an honest day's work.
Why does everybody
make it so hard for me?
You're switching bodies.
You're stealing Exit Passes.
I work a long enough day
as it is.
Look, you can take my soul.
I-I don't need it.
You can turn me into a paper doll.
Just, please, give me one hour.
That'sit.
[ Assistant ]
Hey, I love my girlfriend.
Well...
you're gonna need
a new body.
You know...
I don't generally
do this, but...
I really like
your comic strip.
- Really?
- Yeah, it slays me.
Death, coming from you, that's,
you know, that's-- Whew!
It's nothin'. But turn around
before I change my mind.
- Huh? Oh.
- Turnaround.
All right, could you
bend over, Stu, please?
- Huh? Bend over?
- Yeah,justbendover.
All right.
Bye-bye.
[ Screaming ]
Come on. Come on.
Oh, yeah. Come on.
Fresh pancreas. That oughta pay
for that new Mercedes.
And preparing to detach
my round-the-world cruise.
[ All Screaming ]
Where am I?
What's wrong
with my neck?
You broke it.
You're an organ donor.
[ Bones Cracking ]
Those are our organs.
Get back on that slab!
I will need this body!
- So, get back!
- Hey!
- 'Cause I gotta--
- It's a bone saw!
Yeah! Aah!
Oh, look!
- Get back here with that body!
- Whoa!Oh!
- What areyou doing?
- Sorry! Sorry!
That's our body!
Whoa!
- There he goes!
- Get him! Get him!
[Indistinct Yelling]
[ Tires Squeal ]
Hey, Mr. Snyder, hey!
Oh, wow.
Garden's lookin' good.
- Uh, I apologize...
- [ Bones Crack]
formyappearance,
butI'myour--
Please, please, please,
just don't call the cops, okay?
[ Grunting ]
Julie!
[ Bones Cracking ]
[ BusterWhimpering ]
Buster! Oh, how've
you been, buddy, huh?
You been good?
You been a good dog? Huh, yeah?
What doyou got here for me, huh?
What's this?
I look like an idiot.
Damn!
[ Buster Barking ]
Stay. Stay.
Good dog.
[ Barking ]
Oh, I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Hey, bus, wait!
Hey! Damn!
Hey!
Hi. Sorry.
- The organs are, uh, in transit.
- There he is!
- He's on thebus!
- They're in perfect working order.
They're working even better
than we expected.
So, let's see what this...
particulate solution
is all about.
- [ Trumpets ]
- Oh! Oh!
[ All Laughing ]
Damn, what the hell
is this stuff?
[ Sighs ]
[DoorCreaking]
Oh, man.
Oh, this is weird.
[ Shuddering ]
[DistantScreaming]
Come back here, you!
Oh, my God,
we've got a flasher.
- Isn't that Herb?
- Must be some publicity stunt.
The clothes
have turned evil!
They're working together--
shirts, socks!
Whole ensembles! For God's sakes,
get rid ofyour tie!
No, no, no,
Herb, you ding-dong.
- [ Herb Screaming ]
-[Policeman]Comebackhere. Stop!
Uh, ladies and gentlemen.
[ Chuckles ]
Forget about the naked man
with the purple face.
[ All Laughing ]
Your incredible,
misguided generosity...
has made this a very special day
for the museum.
And also
a very special day for me.
All thanks
to a very special lady--
Ms.Julie McElroy.
Julie, takeabow!
Onyour feet, girl!
Giveitup forJulie!
Standup!Standup!
Lookin' good.
Oh!
[Funk]
- [ Laughing ]
- Unh!
Unh, unh, unh.
* Oh, she's a brick*
* House *
* She's mighty, mighty
Just lettin' it all hang out *
* Oh, she's a brick*
House
*That lady's stacked
and that's a fact *
*Ain't holdin'
nothing back*
Sheknows
she'sgoteverything
Everything
- *That a woman needs to get a man *
- *Yeah, yeah, yeah *
Howcanshelose
with thestuffshe use
Thirty-six, twenty-four
thirty-six
Oh, whata winninghand
'Causeshe'sabrick
-House
-Brickhouse
Thatlady'sstacked
andthat'sa fact
Ain'tholdin'nothingback
Shakeitdown, shakeitdown
Shakeitdownnow
* Shake it down, shake it down
Shake it down now *
Shakeitdown, shakeitdown
Shakeitdownnow
- * She's a brick**
- [ Applause ]
You're mighty mighty,
and I'm lettin' it all hang out.
How about it,Julie?
But it looks so new.
Uh, well, that's
because it is new.
But... the heirloom ring--
your grandmother's ring.
What, you want
a used ring?
[ Tires Squealing ]
There he is!
[''Olympic Fanfare,
Bugler's Dream'']
Get him! Stop that dead man!
We're doctors!
We don't wanna hurtyou!
Wejust wantyour organs!
[ BusterWhimpering ]
-[Surgeon]Stop running!
- No!
- Then you'll be sued!
- Fine!
Damnyou, deadman!
- Hey!
- Invi-- Invitation only.
We don'tneedinvitations,
we'vegotdiplomas.
Julie?Operatorsarestanding by.
Offerexpiresatmidnight.
Doc, don't do it!
He isn't Stu.
He's Monkeybone!
All right, let's go.
That's it.
Say, babe, whatdid
thatcreep callyou?
He called me '' Doc.''
[People Chanting]Showme themonkey!
Showme themonkey!
- Come on, fella, let's go.
- [ Struggling ]
Please, please!
I have to talk to this man.
Okay.
Who areyou? Why did you--
Why did you say those things?
Doc, it's all a mix-up.
We were in the Land of Death,
he stole my Exit Pass...
and that's how Monkeybone
got my body.
See, all they had left for me
was this stinking corpse.
- Thankyou.
- Doc.
No, don't walk away!
He's only here
to give people nightmares.
Doc, the dream--
don'tyou remember?
Theywere pulling the plug,
and I called out toyou.
And you heard me,
remember?
- [ Buster Barking ]
- Buster?
Yeah, come here, fella.
Don't lie to me.
Is it--
Is ityou?
I had to come back,Julie.
I had to giveyou this.
I meant to give it toyou before,
the night it happened.
I washappy,Julie.
Ireally was.
Just try to remember me
like that.
Okay?
Not like this.
[Grunting, Snorting]
What's wrong?
I'm crying too.
I just don't have any tears.
I'm all dried up.
Ladies and gerbils,
you know the next part.
It's bucks a swat.
Who's up fiirst?
Oh, yeah.
No, this one's on me.
[ Laughs ] Here's your bat, babe.
Step right up.
Just cock the bat like this.
That's good.
- It's all right.
- [ Gasps, Grunts ]
[ All Gasp ]
We have to stop this. Those dolls
have been tampered with. They're toxic.
Oh, that's okay, honey.
No problem.
No.
Monkeybone?
Back in the pack.
- Stu?
- Imeanit this time.
Back in thepack!
Eek! Uh--
[ Chuckles ]
I can explain everything.
I was tired ofbeing a fiigment.
It's dirty, menial work.
It's kind oflike being a pool boy.
But even pool boys have their own
bodies. Don't I at least deserve a body?
Not my body!
You get back in the pack, you bastard!
[ Whimpering ]
Back in the pack?
With the stinky gym socks
and the moldy cheese sticks?
No!
I've got the body,
and I am never getting back
in that goddamn pack!
[ Shrieks ]
Oh, no, please, they're dangerous!
No, you can't!
[ Shrieks, Chittering ]
Come on.
Excuse me.
What is he doing?
- He's gonnajump.
- [ Cackling ]
[ Gasps ]
I loveyou.
- No!
- Monkeybone!
Let go, let go, let go!
- Did you sleep with my girl?
- Sleep with her?
- We did the whole Kamasutra twice.
- Oh, yeah?
Where's her birthmark?
[ Both Screaming ]
Come on.
[ Screaming ]
- [ All Screaming ]
- [ Screams ]
Bingo!
Hey, where'd you get
that body?
It's a loner, okay?
- You sprung a leak.
- [ Screams ]
Ooh!
I think it can be saved.
Put it on ice.
- [ Chattering, Yelling ]
- Don't move. I'm coming atya!
- [ Screaming ] Damn it!
- [ Grunts ]
- Whoa!
- I'll take that, young man.
Here, haveanother.
I'm dead.
No, stop!
That's ours!
- Thanks.
- That's mine!
- Ha ha!
- Ha ha!
[ Screaming ]
Come on, Monkeybone,
let's do it!
Manoamano!
Hey, Stu, I got an idea--
joint custody.
- I get the body on weekends, you get--
- Shut up!
I think
I can bring 'em down.
No!
Please, wait!
- [ Screaming ]
- [ Screaming ]
[ All Gasping ]
- [ Screaming ]
- [ Screaming ]
[ Both Screaming ]
[ All Groaning ]
[ Both Screaming ]
Where's my body?
Where's my body?
- You mean my body.
- Crap, we're dead!
[ Both Screaming ]
- [ Cheering, Yelling ]
- A hundred bucks on the monkey.
[ Both Screaming ]
[ Rumbling ]
Closing time.
Monkey-killer! Monkey--
[ Groans ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Roars ]
Oh!Ha!
[IndistinctScatting]
Hey! Hey, whoo!
- Whoo-hoo. Hey!
-[Stu]Death!
Stu! You think I gilded
the lily a little?
Ido like to dress up
when Icome downtown.
So, how was she?
She, uh--
She was beautiful.
Ofcourse, I was decomposing
at the time,
butatleastnowsheknows
howmuch Iloveher.
So, I guess I'm yours.
Uh, excuseme, Death.
[Chuckles]
I hate to break up
this little lovefest,
but my little bladder
is about to burst.
[ Screams ]
But I really gotta go!
[ Groaning ]
Hey, where--
where's Monkeybone?
Back in your head
where he belongs.
Stu, I don't wanna hurtyour feelings,
but on your own, you're a tad vanilla,
so I didn't want to
send you backwithout him.
What back? D-Did you--
You're sending me back?
- Yeah, I'm sending you back.
- Thankyou, Death.
I likeyou. I'll take
the South Park guys instead.
I hear they're dying
to meet me. [ Laughs ]
Come on, Stu, come on.
Turn around.
- So, I should assume the--
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
-Stu?A littlehigher.
- Yeah.
Oh.
- Seeya!
- [ Screaming ]
[ Razor Buzzing ]
Excuseme, that's ourcorpse.
We'vebeen chasingitallovertown.
Helpyourself, pal.
Allright, smart-ass,
youpreparedto cooperatenow?
- [ Grunts ]
- [ All ] Whoa!
[ Gasps ]
Huh?
Uh, buddy,
couldIborrowyour um--
- [ Whimpering ]
- Thankyou.
[Buster Whimpering]
[ Barking ]
Hey, buddy.
How areyou, huh?
[Laughing]
Howareyou?
Is ityou?
Is it reallyyou
this time?
People, for the love ofGod,
take offyour clothes!
Take offyour clothes!
[Rap, Indistinct]
[Continues, Indistinct]
[Rap, Indistinct]
[Continues, Indistinct]
[Continues, Indistinct]
[Ends]
[Woman]
Wouldn'titbe wonderful
Ifthenight
wasmade ofgold
We'dstay up late
anddrivearound
There'snowhere else togo
Hey, lookatme
I'm all dressedup
I'm hotenough toglow
I'm whereit'sat
Andeverybody
wants to takemehome
Fallaway
Fallaway from this world
Fallaway
Where we canbealone
Wouldn'titbe wonderful
The day wassilverrain
We leave ourcoats
andcatcha cold
Dripping in
thesilverdollars
Fallaway
Fallaway from this world
Fallaway
Where we canbealone
Fallaway
Fallaway from this world
Fallaway
Where we canbealone
Oh, lookatme
I'm everything
Thesun, themoon
thestars
I'm razorsharp
I'm burning up
Settingoff
the fiirealarms
Fallaway
Fallaway from this world
Fallaway
Where we canbealone
Fallaway
Fallaway from this world
Fallaway
Where we canbealone
We canbealone
[Ends]