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Now it's always once upon a time
in New York City
It's a big old
bad old tough old town
It's true
But beginnings
are contagious there
They're always
settin'stages there
They're always
turnin'pages there for you
Ain't it great the way
it all begins in New York City
[Boy]
Let me have one. Please.
Right away
you're makin'time
And makin'friends
[Meowing]
- No one cares
where you were yesterday
- [Giggles]
If they pick you out
you're on your way
To a once upon a time
That never ends
So, Oliver
don't be shy
Get out there
and go and try
Believin'that
you're the guy
They're dyin'to see
'Cause a dream's no crime
Now once upon a time
- [People Chattering]
- Once upon a time in New York City
If it's always
once upon a time in New York City
- [Thunderclap]
- Why does nightfall find ya
feelin'so alone
How could anyone
stay starry-eyed
When it's rainin'
cats and dogs outside
And the rain is saying
"Now you're on your own"
[Meows]
[Whimpers]
[Meows]
So, Oliver
don't be scared
Though yesterday
no one cared
They're gettin'
your place prepared
Where you wanna be
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin'is still
how the strong survive
Once upon a time
in New York City
[Growling]
[Growling Continues,
Barking]
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin'is still
how the strong survive
- [Thunderclap]
- Once upon a time in New York City
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin'is still
how the strong survive
Once upon a time
in New York City
And it's always
once upon a time
In New York City
- [Man # ] Forty seconds.
- [Man # ] All right. Here we go.
[Truck Engine Starts]
[Car Horns Honking,
Sirens Wailing]
[People Chattering]
[Rap]
You see the feet walkin'
down the street in the fast lane
Walkin' on the street
Where they goin'
Just makin' a move
tryin' to survive
Find a way or not
to stay alive
Cool cat in a cruel world, knows good
from bad, his mind is in a swirl
Got to look out
and open your eyes
If you're in a jam
You got to realize
- You're in the fast lane
- Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute
- In the fast lane
- Wait, wait, wait
- Hi. Sorry I'm late.
- That's all right.
Come on, sweetheart.
We're late.
You can play with the kitty
some other time, honey. Come on.
[Tyres Screeching,
Horn Honking]
- [Man Humming] Hey, 'scusa me.
- [Meows]
- Don't ya see I'm pushin'
somethin'here? Thank you.
- [Gasps]
[Vendor Singing
In Italian]
[Continues Singing]
[Vendor]
Hey, come on, folks! Step right up.
- Get your hot dogs.
- [Sniffing]
The best hot dogs in New Yo-ork.
[Singing]
Hey, it's a beautiful day,
eh? Come on, folks.
Step right up.
[Whistling]
- [Sniffing]
- Hey. Go on.
Get outta here. Shoo!
Get outta here. Go on, kitty.
Get your sausages.
All right, let's go, folks.
Step right up. I got
the hottest dogs in the Big Apple!
Hmm.
Psst. Psst.
[Kissing]
Hiya.
- [Gasps] Hmph!
- Ooh.
- La-de-da.
- [Vendor] Hey! Hey, get off of me!
- What's the matter with you?
I said get outta here.
- Well, well.
Looks like Louie's
got a visitor.
Could be time for the Dodge to turn this
into a total "cat-astrophe."
Hey! Get off me!
Hey! Get outta here. Go on!
Shoo!
Ooh, you sure picked the wrong guy
to get hot dogs from, kid.
- Get away from me!
- Whoa! Chill out, man.
I don't eat cats.
It's too much fur.
I've been watching you,
and I think you're in serious need
of some professional guidance.
Now what do ya say we team up
and change old Louie's mind...
about sharing those hot dogs?
I'm not goin'
back there again.
Hey. It'd be a snap, kid.
I'm an expert at these things.
All you gotta do
is learn some moves.
- Moves?
- You know. Tempo.
Ooo-cha-ba. A rhythm. This city's
got a beat. You gotta hook into it.
And once you got the beat,
you can do anything.
- I can?
- "Absitively posolutely."
The man you see before you
is affectionately known as "Old Louie."
A well-known enemy
of the four-legged world.
Our mission, cat, is to liberate
those all-beef kosher franks,
and hightail it
outta here.
- Startin' to feel that rhythm?
- Well, uh...
Yeah! Yeah!
I do feel it!
When are we gonna get those hot dogs?
Right... now.
[Barking]
[Yelping]
Hey! Dog.
[Gasps]
Hey! Get outta here! Hey!
[Giggling]
Hey! Hey. Get outta there!
- [Kitten Screeching]
- [Screaming]
I'll get you!
[Groans]
Get outta here!
- [Dodger Humming]
- [Gasps]
Hey, you really got
that rhythm, kid.
Uh... yeah?
We were good, huh?
So when are we gonna eat?
- We?
- Yeah. I'm starvin'.
Listen, kid.
I hate to break it to ya,
- but the dynamic duo
is now the dynamic uno.
- What do ya mean?
What I mean is,
our partnership is herewith dissolved.
But, wait!
Wait. You're not being fair!
Fairs are for tourists, kid. Consider it
a free lesson in street savoir faire...
from New York's
coolest quadruped.
Check ya later.
Hey, wait!
I helped you get those!
Half of those are mine!
Ya want 'em? Come and get 'em.
[Howls]
- Uh-huh
- But I'm warnin' ya, kid.
One minute
I'm in Central Park
- Then I'm down on Delancey Street
- What the... Hey!
Say, from the Bowery
to St Marks
There's a syncopated beat
Like I said
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo-oo
I'm street wise
I can improvise
Said Ooo-hoo
Woo-hoo-oo
I'm street smart
I've got
New York City heart
Why should I worry
Why should I care
I may not have a dime
But I got street
savoir faire
Why should I worry
Why should I care
It's just be-bopulation
I got street
savoir faire
Mmm-hmm
The rhythm of the city
Boy, once you get it down
Then you can own
this town
You can wear the crown
Why should I worry
Tell me
Why should I care
Say, I may not
have a dime
Oh, but I got street
savoir faire
Why should I worry
Why should I care
It's just doo-wopulation
And I got street
savoir faire
Everything goes
Everything fits
They love me at the Chelsea
They adore me at the Ritz
Why should I worry
Why should I care
Yeah
And even when
I cross that line
I got street
savoir faire
Woo-hoo
- Said ooo-ooo, woo-hoo-oo
- Whoa!
- [Dogs Barking]
- Woo-hoo, hoo-hoo-oo
- [Blubbering]
- [Screams]
Woo-ooo
Woo-hoo-oo
Woo-hoo
Woo-ooo-oo
Come on. Where you goin'?
No! No!
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo-oo
- Woo-hoo, woo-ooo-oo
- [Horns Honking]
[Howling]
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo-oo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo-oo
- [Howling]
- Woo-hoo, wooo-hoo-oo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo-oo
[Cawing]
[Salsa]
[Continues]
[Man Scatting]
[Snoring]
Huh?
Tito! Stop that racket!
I'm trying to watch this show.
There would have been time
for such a word.
- Oh, tomorrow, tomorrow
and tomorrow creeps...
- [Mouthing Words]
In this petty pace
from day to day and all...
- our yesterdays have lighted
fools the way to dusty death.
- Hey, Frankie, whatcha watchin'?
- Hey, does he get the girl?
I mean, what happens?
- Shut up, you little rodent.
Hey, man, this stuff
is boring, man.
Come on, let's watch some boxing.
I wanna see some action.
[Laughing] Hey, Frankie.?? Que paso?
You're getting slow, man.
- [Laughs]
- My name is Francis.
Fran-cis.
Not Frank.
Not Frankie.
Francis.
No kidding, man? Hey, so what did you
bring in today, "Frahn-cees"?
It's none of your business,
you intrusive little pipsqueak.
Look what I got.
Oh, good show, Einstein. Now all
we need is the court and the net.
You think this place
is big enough?
Hey, come on. What we need is some
good quality stuff, man.
- Check it out.
- Oh, shredded leather.
Shredded wha... What you talkin'about,
man? That's a primo wallet, man.
- Rubbish, you mean.
- All right, that does it, Frankie, man!
You insulted my pride!
That means death!
- [Francis]
Behold. The runt of the litter.
- Cut it out, you two.
- Frankie! Frankie!
- Atf!
Fagin's not gonna be too happy about
this. Francis, you got the food, right?
- Well, no. I...
- Ooh, Frankie.
- Frankie. It was your turn
to get the food today.
- Frankie.
- It's newspaper burritos again!
- [Dodger] Hey.
Whoa. Whoa.
Cool it, Dodger fans.
I'd like to introduce you to...
your dinner.
- Hot dogs a la Dodger.
- Hot dogs! All right, Dodger man!
[Francis]
You remain our preeminent benefactor.
[Einstein]
Yeah. And you're okay too.
[Female Dog] So how'd you do it
this time, Dodgie baby?
Let me tell you, Rita. It was tough.
Only I could have done it.
Did you have to fight, man?
Did you fight? How many were there?
Picture the city.
Eighth and Broadway.
The crowds hustling.
The traffic roaring.
The hot dogs are sizzling.
I love a story with food in it.
Enter Dodger,
one bad puppy.
Not just out for himself,
but community minded.
But he's not
the only one out there.
- Enter the opposition.
- [Sighs]
- A greedy, ugly, psychotic monster...
- [Gulps]
With razor-sharp claws,
dripping fangs,
and nine lives,
all of them hungry.
He comes at me, eyes burning.
I knew my time had come.
- Suddenly...
- [Screeches]
Gang war! Gang war!
- Watch out! Here comes a gang war!
- [Francis] Take cover.
[Grunting]
Well, what is it?
Hey, man, check it out.
[Sniffing]
Aye, it's a alien!
Cool it, guys.
It's just a cat.
- !? Mi madre, un gato!
- Feles domesticus!
Now, how'd you
find this place, cat?
I... I... I followed
this dog.
- He's lying! He's lying!
He's lying! He's lying!
- Shut up, Tito!
- Why would a cat follow a dog?
- Yeah?
I-I just wanted some of the sausage
I helped him get.
He's a spy, man! Come on,
let's eat him. You're dead meat, kitty.
I-I saw him come down.
Hey! That's... Hey,
that's him! O-Over there.
- Hmm?
- Hey, kitty. What took you so long?
- [Rita] Relax, kid.
- [Dogs Laughing]
Dodger,
razor-sharp claws?
- Dripping fangs?
- I kind of like those burning eyes.
Hey, keep it down, guys.
The game's on.
Oh, boy, Dodger. Top dog has
to get help from a cat. [Giggling]
Hey, Tito, cool it, man.
- Come on. Let's see this big,
bad kitty fight in action.
- Hey, Tito, look!
[Shouts]
Oh, boy! Dog pile!
- [Grunting]
- Oh, what a bunch of overgrown... Oof!
- All right. That's it.
- [Fighting Continues]
[Barking, Yelping]
All right, knock it off! Enough!
What's the matter with you guys?
Don't you understand?
Sykes will be here any minute.
[Whimpers] And I don't have...
- No, no, no, no, no!
- [Barking]
[Laughing]
No, no. Stop it.
No. No.
No licking.
[Chuckling]
What a joke!
All right, settle down.
- [Horn Honking]
- Sykes!
All right, all right.
I'm coming.
[Whimpering]
I'll be right there.
You guys, listen.
Don't let me down.
What do you got?
Let's see what you got.
[Gasps]
It's worthless! What have you done?
Oh, how are we ever going
to pay Sykes off with a... a pussycat?
- [Pounding]
- [Ferocious Growling]
Oh. [Nervous Chuckling]
Look who's here, kids.
Company.
Nice doggies.
I was just on my way out.
[Both Laughing]
You guys... miss us?
Mr Sykes. I, uh...
[Stammering]
He's gonna kill me.
[Chuckles]
Hello. Oh, lovely evening.
I was just saying this
to your two lovely,
- purebred Dobermans.
- The money, Fagin.
Actually, I've got something
much better than money.
Some luxury items that should make
a considerable dent in my debt to you.
Oh, my!
You waxed your car, didn't you?
Did they use the buffer on it,
because I can see myself.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
I don't want
your garbage, Fagin!
Oh, please, Sykes.
Oh, please. Oh, please.
I don't think you grasp...
the severity
of the situation.
Oh, no!
Oh, no, I did grasp it.
This is how I grasp. Look.
[Screams, Stammering]
Accident.
Accident!
Ooh-hoo-hoo!
- Mr Fagin!
- Sorry.
Now, I lent you money
and I don't see it.
Do you know what happens when
I don't see my money, Fagin?
- [Wheezing]
- People get hurt.
- People like you get hurt.
- [Gasps]
- Do I make myself clear?
- [Coughs]
[Squeaking]
Clear! Perfectly clear!
Ya know, Rita,
I can't figure out...
why you'd rather hang around
a dump like this...
when you could be living uptown
with a class act like myself.
Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's
entire vocabulary in a single sentence?
[Laughing] Hey, Frankie, get down,
brother. You bad, man.
- Hey, you got something
to say to me, fat boy?
- [Stammering]
Come on, you guys don't scare me.
I'll kill you both.
- Come on, let me at 'em! [Growling]
- [Doberman Chuckles]
Go ahead. Let him go.
Why don't you pick
on someone your own size?
- Like you, old man?
- [Dodger] Hey, Roscoe.
Roscoe, is this us
losing our sense of humour?
Nah. I ain't lost
my sense of humour.
[Crash]
See? I find that funny.
[Chuckles]
Oh, please.
[Crying]
Please.
Oh, please!
Three sunrises.
Three sunsets.
Three days, Fagin.
Three sunrises.
Three sunsets.
Three days.
Three, three, three. That's nine.
- Nine?
- No, Fagin.
- Three.
- Three!
Oh, you mean,
just three days?
Oh, my goodness!
[Sobbing]
Oh, I'm having a bad day!
- [Horn Blaring]
- [Gasps]
[Water Splashing]
Hey, hey, Roscoe.
Look what I found.
Forget it, DeSoto.
We gotta go.
I like cats.
I like to eat 'em.
[Yelping, Growls]
[Both Growling]
Get out of my way,
Dodger.
That's enough, Roscoe.
- [Horn Honking]
- [Rita] Run along, Roscoe.
Your master's calling.
- [Growling]
- [Honking]
Come on, DeSoto.
We ain't finished, Dodger.
You guys are gonna pay for this,
starting with that cat.
Oh, yeah? You guys don't scare me!
Come on and say it to my face!
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on!
Yeah, those creeps'll think twice
before hassling us, man. [Chuckles]
All right, kid.
What'd I tell you guys?
OI' Dodge can
really pick 'em, huh?
[Door Closing]
Ooh, three days.
[Whimpering]
[Sighs]
How am I ever gonna come up
with all that money? [Crying]
What's the use? I'll never get out
from under that maniac.
[Sighs]
My days are numbered...
and the number is three.
It's hopeless.
Thanks, guys.
[Laughing]
That reminds me.
I saw DeSoto's nose.
Who did that?
You? You.
[Laughing]
That took a lot of guts.
- [Purring]
- We've never had a cat
in the gang before.
We can use all the help
we can get.
[Groaning]
- [Cracking Neck]
- Ahhh. All right.
Time for bed.
We've got a big day tomorrow.
- [Whining]
- Aww, no.
[Chuckles]
Oh, all right.
But just one chapter
tonight.
Umm, let's see.
[Muttering]
Here we are. Here we are.
Chapter seven. [Clears Throat]
"Sparky stopped and he rolled in
a field of wildflowers.
The dandelions tickled
his nose...
- 'til he laughed out loud.
- [Heavy Panting]
And then
something caught his eye.
It was Bumper the rabbit.
Sparky jumped to his feet...
and ran toward Bumper
barking loudly. "
[Weakly]
Woof. Woof.
Well, you try it
sometime.
[Clears Throat]
Ruff! R-Ruff!
Well, that's because
you're a dog.
"Sparky knew that Bumper would run and
that he could chase him over the field.
But Sparky would never catch him
or hurt him...
because Sparky
was not that kind of a dog."
[Snoring]
[Purring]
[Horn Weakly Honking]
This is the big one.
- We've got two days to do or die.
- [Honking]
Dodger, you keep an eye
on the new kid. Show him the ropes.
I don't wanna put any
undue pressure on you, but...
as you march off
to do your duty,
- I want you to keep one thing in mind:
- [Crash]
Dead men do not
buy dog food!
So, big smiles
and get out there...
and fetch!
[Engine Starts]
[All Coughing]
If Mr Sykes don't see some cold,
hard cash soon, we are Doberman chow.
Come on.
We'll start
on Columbus Avenue.
- What kind of work do we do anyway?
- Investment banking, man.
[Grunts] Didn't you read about us
in the Wall Street Journal?
- Really?
- Yes. Captains of Industry.
Gosh! Can I be one too?
Hey. When you got your pals,
you got all ya need.
- Okay, Dodge.
- We gotta clean you up, child,
and give you some on-the-job training.
Ooo, yeah
Now listen up
You got a lot to learn
- And if you don't learn
you don't eat
- [Yelps]
But if you're tough
and always use your head
You'll be right at home
on the street
When you got talent
everything is free
Watch how we do things
Ooo, I guarantee
You're gonna see how
the best survive
We make an art out
of staying alive
If you do
just as you're told
These are
streets of gold
Every boulevard is
a miracle mile
- You'll take the town and
you'll take it with style
- [Growling]
- [Growling]
- If you play it brave and bold
- [Yelping]
- These are streets of gold
- [Yapping]
- [Laughing]
- [All Grunting]
- Hello? What have we here?
[Tito]
All right! A chauffeur shuffle!
- Listen up. Einstein, gimme
a fender bender at two lights.
- Yeah.
Tito. You're in charge of electronics.
Rita and I'll work the crowd. Fran-cis.
I know. My public awaits.
- Hey, but what about me? What do I do?
- You help Tito.
All right! Come on, gato.
Uncle Tito will show you how it's done.
Ready? Go!
Winston, listen to this.
"After a little sightseeing,
we left Paris by car...
for the con... confer..."
- Conference, Jennifer.
- Oh, yes. Conference.
"...in Rome on Wednesday.
Jenny, I'm afraid your father and
I won't be able to make it."
Is there anything wrong,
Jenny?
Are your parents all right?
- They're staying longer.
- Oh, don't worry.
I-I'm sure they'll be home
for your birthday.
No.
[Sighs]
- [Horn Honking]
- [Banging]
- What was that?
- I, I don't know.
- But, but now, don't be alarmed.
- [Horn Honks]
- I'll be right back.
- Run, Sparky. Go find Bumper.
[Clears Throat]
[Moaning]
Why me?
Today of all days.
Hey, check it out, man.
Beep, beep.
[Chuckles] Hey, forget Fagin, man.
Let's take this baby to Atlantic City.
What have I done?
Poor thing.
- [Woman] You oughta
be ashamed of yourself!
- I'm sure he's just fine.
- Harming that poor...
- Probably just a little stunned.
- Run along, little fellow.
Go on, now. Shoo.
- [Moaning]
- Hey, Tito. What can I do?
- Well, uh...
Why don't you be a lookout, man.
Yeah, that's it. Be a lookout.
Okay.
What is a lookout?
Aye! Look, just look
out the window.
Make sure it's
still daylight, okay?
- [Tito Grunting]
- [Window Sliding Down]
Hey. Hey, Tito.
Tito, there's somethin' back there.
Hey, stop hasslin' me, man. I only got
one more wire, okay? [Grunting]
- But... B-But...
- [Car Starts]
[Screaming]
What's goin' on here?
Let's get outta here!
Oh, you poor kitty.
Here. Let me help you.
[Panting]
Jenny... are you all right?
- Where's the kid?
- [Coughing] He must still
be in the car, man.
[Rita]
Oh, that poor little kid.
You were supposed
to keep an eye on him, Tito!
[Coughing] Yeah. Well, it's hard
to watch anything...
- when you're getting barbecued, man.
- What are we gonna do, Dodge?
Tito, come with me.
The rest of you we... Get back to Fagin.
Now, really, Jenny. We can't just
take in a stray off the street.
But look at the poor thing.
- Winston, he's half starved.
- [Grunting]
Ah. I know you're growing
attached to the little fellow,
but do try to understand.
- Your parents left me
responsible for you.
- They won't mind.
Really.
Don't worry, kitty.
I'll take care of you.
Georgette is not
going to like this.
Rise and shine, Georgette.
Your public awaits.
[Yawning]
[Gasps]
Girl, we've got work to do
Pass me the paint
And glue
Perfect isn't easy
But... it's... me
When one knows
the world is watching
One does what one must
Some minor adjustments
darling
Not for my vanity
but for humanity
Each little step
a pose
See how the breeding shows
Ooo
Sometimes it's too much
for even me
But when all the world
says yes
Then who am I
to say no
Don't ask a mutt to strut
like a showgirl
No, girl
ya need a pro
[Twittering]
Not a flea or a flaw
Take a peek at that paw
La-de-da-da
Perfection becomes me
Ne c'est pas
Unrivalled
Unruffled
I'm beauty unleashed
Yeah
Jaws drop
Hearts stop
So classic and classy
We're not talkin'Lassie
Aaa
Aaa
Ooo
- Ooo
- [Howling]
[Georgette Barking]
Though many covet
my bone and bowl
They're barkin'up
the wrong tree
You pretty pups
all over the city
I have your hearts
and you have my pity
Pretty is nice
but still it's just pretty
Perfect, my dears
Is me
Ooo!
[Jenny]
Wait 'til you taste this.
It's a secret recipe
I just invented.
- [Dishes Clattering, Bell Rings]
- What on earth...
My goodness!
Jenny!
Don't you think a tin of kitty chow
would have sufficed?
Nonsense. He'll love this.
Now, young lady.
- I really think we should've
waited until your parents...
- [Cracking]
Eeew!
- [Phone Ringing]
- Oh, bother!
And for ze kitty,
the house specialty.
- [Phone Ringing]
- Oeufs a la Jenny avec Cocoa Krispies.
Mmm.
- Jenny, it's your parents!
- Yeah! Wait 'til I tell 'em!
Oh, yes, sir. I do assure you
everything is absolutely hunky...
Georgette,
I wouldn't go in there if I were you.
- Uh, everything's fine here.
- They're gonna be so excited.
- Here she is now.
- [Gasps]
A cat!
What is the meaning
of this? Bark, bark.
Winston!
Bark, bark, bark.
[Seething]
I guess I'll have to handle this myself.
- Hello.
- Hello.
I, um, hope you won't
think me rude,
but do you happen to know...
out of whose bowl
you're eating?
- Yours?
- Ooo.
Aren't you
a clever kitty?
And do you have any idea
whose home this is?
I... thought
it was Jenny's.
Well, it may be
Jenny's house,
but everything
from the doorknobs down is mine!
Oh, Georgette. I see you've
met Oliver. Isn't he cute?
I've got great news.
Mom and Dad just said I could keep him.
I'm sure you two are gonna be
the best of friends.
[Chuckling]
[Man On TV]
Now for $ ...
- Where's the kid?
- We tailed him all the way up the Park.
- [Panting] We never had a chance.
- You should see this place.
There's gotta be,
maybe people livin' there.
We can't let the kid
take the heat for us.
Yeah, man. If we don't get him,
they're gonna torture that kid.
- What in heaven's name
are we waiting for?
- But what about Fagin?
Alas, our
beleaguered benefactor,
bearing the brunt
of our futile endeavours.
Gimme a break.
Speak English, Frankie.
Francis. Francis.
Francis!
All right, cool it!
Now we got work to do.
First, we'll spring the kid.
Then we'll take care of the old man.
All right?
Yeah! That's right, man!
He's family. He's blood.
- Hear! Hear!
- Okay, troops. Our mission
begins at daybreak.
Einstein, go up to the door.
Francis, you're our...
[Giggles]
[Winston] Oh, Jennifer.
I don't hear any practising.
All right, Winston.
I gotta practise now, kitty.
[Playing Scales]
- [Discordant Note]
- Ooh, you wanna practise too.
You and me together
Will be... forever
You'll see
We two can be
good company
You and me
- Yes, together we two
- Hmph!
Together
That's you
Forever with me
We'll always be
good company
You and me
Yes, together we'll be
[Birds Twittering]
You and me together
Will be... forever
You'll see
We'll always be
good company
You and me
Just wait and see
Good night, Oliver.
[Horn Honks]
Bye, Winston.
Goodbye, Oliver.
[Girl]
Hi, Jenny. Sit over here.
All right, listen up.
We checked it out. All we gotta do is...
[Pounding]
Oh, man!
He's dead meat now!
I'll handle that ruffian.
Body slam! Body slam!
Oh, come on, you fool!
- [Doorbell Rings]
- Hit him! Hit him! Oh, bother.
Einy.
Get outta there!
Huh?
Yes? Who is it?
[Moaning]
Oh, my.
- You!
- [Barks]
[Grunts]
I'll show you, you, you...
- Come back here!
- [Door Closes]
What...
[Door Opens]
Mira lo this place.
Check it out.
[Gasps]
Chagall. Matisse.
These are all masterpieces.
Huh, this place looks pretty nice.
I mean, how bad off could it be here?
[Sniffing] Hey, man, if this
is torture, chain me to the wall.
- [Dodger] Tito!
- [Door Rattling]
We're here for the kid, remember?
Now let's get him and go.
[All Sniffing]
"I love you, Oliver.
Play with Georgette."
I'd like to play with him, all right!
The little fur ball!
Oooh.
[Screams]
Who are you?
What do you want? Winston!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down.
- [Crash]
[Grunting]
Oooh!
[Pans Rattling]
Don't come any closer!
I knew this would happen one day.
You're barkin' up the wrong tree.
It's not you I'm after.
It's not?
It's not!
Well, why not?
What's the problem, Spot?
Not good enough for you?
I mean, do you even know
who I am?
Fifty-six blue ribbons.
Fourteen
regional trophies.
Six-time national champion!
Ooo, and we're all very impressed.
Right, guys?
Very impressed.
[Panting]
- Oh!
- [Kissing]
Allow me to introduce myself. I am
Ignacio Alonzo Julio Frederico de Tito.
Get away from me,
you little bug-eyed creep!
- Winston!
- [Sighs]
- Excuse me, uh, sister. Who's Rex?
- None of your business!
And you, tubby,
off the bed!
- [Sniffing]
- Get away from there, you...
- [Sneezes]
- All right! That does it!
You yo-yos clear out
and I mean now!
Winston!
Bark! Bark!
Relax, champ.
We'll leave as soon as we get our cat.
If you think I'm intimidated by a bunch
of flea-bitten, dog-pound rejects...
Your cat?
[Giggles]
How stupid of me. You must be
the friends he keeps talking about.
- Yes.
- [Winston] Georgette.
Something's not
quite right here.
Shh. Quick.
Before he comes back. Follow me.
Look at him, Dodger. Honey,
let's just forget the whole thing.
No, no, you can't do that!
You don't understand.
- The poor dear's so traumatized.
- [Winston] Georgette.
- Huh? What?
- [Winston] What is going on here?
Now get going. Hurry.
Use the fire escape.
- [Muffled Shouts]
- [Francis Grunting]
There's no time for long goodbyes,
but here's something to remember me by.
- [Kissing]
- [Smacking]
[Tito Yelps,
Groaning]
Ooo, I think
she likes me, man.
Ooo, I could've danced all night
I could've danced all night
- [Francis] You were very good.
- [Oliver] What?
- Nicejob, Dodger.
- Hey, wait. What's goin' on, you guys?
Just the rescue of the century.
- Should've seen Frankie handle
that butler.
- Rescue?
- [Howling]
- I was rather good, wasn't I?
And how about Tito
and Miss Six-Time National Champion?
Hey, hey, but, wait.
I-I-I don't understand you guys.
- You okay, kid?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
Hey, sure he is!
He's back with his Uncle Tito.
I was happy there.
Why did you guys take me away?
We rescued you, kitty.
We, we brought you home.
But... Well, I, I have
another home now.
And someone who loves me.
What do you mean, kid?
You're in the gang.
- But, but...
- The gang means family.
We risked a lot
to get you outta there.
Look, I'm sorry,
but all I ever wanted was...
What? This place is not
good enough for you any more?
Don't wanna mix
with the riffraff?
No, no. I like you. I mean, I like...
I like every one of you, but...
But there was a little girl.
I just wanna go back.
[Sighs]
We never should've took him, Dodger.
- But, Dodger, please...
- You wanna leave? Fine!
There's the door.
- But he just got here.
- Go on. No one's stoppin'ya.
Hey, uh, Dodger, man,
uh, lighten up.
You lighten up!
If he doesn't like it, let him go.
[Name Tag Rattling]
[Fagin]
Oh, it's hopeless.
[Fagin Moans]
[Yawns]
[Whimpering]
- [Rattling]
- What's this?
So that's where
you've been!
Looks like you're doing
all right for yourself, Oliver.
Your owner probably spends
more money on catnip...
than we do on food
in a month.
He's probably worried
sick about you.
All alone in that big house
with only his money to comfort him.
Only his millions
and millions of dollars to...
[Giggling]
That's it! We're saved!
[Laughing]
Oh-ho-ho.
What a plan! Ah, yes!
Uh, paper! Paper!
Whoo, it's so great. [Laughing]
[Grunting]
Dear Mister Rich...
Aah.
Mister Very Rich.
[Chortling]
- [Children] Bye, Jenny!
- Oliver!
Oliver?
Oliver!
- Feel it. That's it. Very good.
- Oliver!
- Oliver!
- Two, four, five, six, seven,
eight. Oh, you love it!
Oliver, I'm home.
That's funny.
Georgette,
help me find Oliver.
Oliver! Oliver!
Oh, where could he be?
Oliver?
He's not here.
Where is he?
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Hmm.
"Dear Mister Very Rich
Cat-owner Person.
[Humming]
Whoops.
And if you don't
bring the money,
you'll never see
your cat again."
Oh, no.
Georgette,
something terrible has happened.
- They've kidnapped Oliver.
- [Snickering]
Oh, Georgette,
you loved him too.
- Don't worry.
We're going to get him back.
- [Gasps]
[Thunder Rumbling]
[Fagin] This is an airtight plan,
Sykes. Sweet and simple.
I ransom the kitty, and you
get paid in full tomorrow.
I'll even toss in a little extra
for your patience. [Guffawing]
Whaddya say? It's my final offer.
Take it or leave it.
- [Buzzing]
- [Sykes' Voice] Yeah, who is it?
- Oh...
- [Camera Whirring]
Fagin, it's you.
Why didn't you say so?
[Nervous Chuckling]
Oh! Good question.
But listen... if you're busy,
we can drop by some other time.
Don't be silly.
Just push the door.
[Buzzing]
[Grunting]
I said, push!
Ooh!
What do you mean?
You start with the knuckles.
Ahh, Fagin. Do come in.
I'll be right with you.
- [Door Squeaks]
- Yeah. No,
you don't kill 'im yet.
Huh? Yeah.
And then, what's-what's the last thing
you do? You put on the cement shoes.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Come on. Hey, don't worry about it.
- [Clinking]
- [Slams, Dings]
- So, Fagin.
- Did we bring something green
and wrinkly to make me happy?
- Sykes,
I've got an airtight k-kitty...
plan... plan!
It's sweet and simple...
the plan.
- Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
- Let's just take this from the top.
- [Dogs Growling]
- What... What am I gonna
do with you, Fagin?
- I've got this kitty, you see...
- Fagin.
[Stammering]
- You don't got the money.
- [Snaps]
- Oh, no! Oh, no!
- [Snarling]
- Oh... No, no, no!
Stop! Please, Sykes, please!
- [Dogs Growling]
Sykes, I'm getting your money
tonight! It's coming tonight!
Please. It's from a rich cat... I mean,
a cat from a rich family's paying... Ow!
They're coming tonight with the money
I owe you, uuh, to get the cat back!
- [Snaps]
- [Whimpers]
[Sykes Grunts]
Hey, I think there's hope
for you yet.
Oh-ho!
I'm proud of ya, Fagin.
Yeah, you're startin'
to think big.
You've got hours.
- And, Fagin?
- [Lighter Clicking]
This is your last chance.
[Clicks]
Turn left... right when you get
to the big propeller.
Oh, Georgette,
I can't read this.
It says... No, that...
No, that's not right. It's left.
- Oh, Georgette, where are we?
- [Wheezing]
- [Insect Buzzing]
- I think we're lost.
- [Yelping]
- Stick close, Georgette.
It's creepy down here.
[Foghorn Blowing]
- He's late.
I drew a perfectly good map.
- [Watches Ticking]
Well, there was
a few smudges on it, okay.
I went outside the line with
the green crayon... but not that much.
- Oh, Dodge.
- Fagin] A child could read that map.
Hey, Rita,
they never laid a paw on me.
Ooh, wait. What if he comes
and he's huge and mean?
- Excuse me, sir.
- [Yelping] It's the F.B.I.!
I didn't do it!
I didn't do it! I was framed!
Oh-ho-ho! Whaa...
[Groans]
[Wheezing]
Listen, little girl,
this is a tough neighbourhood.
- You'd better go home.
- [Kissing Sounds]
- Uuugh!
- I can't.
- I'm lost.
- Aw, gee.
Lost. Well.
I'd help you,
but I'm kind of busy right now.
What're you doin'
down here anyway?
I came to find my kitty.
- Your kitty?
- Somebody stole 'im.
But-But, uh,
are you sure?
- Maybe you made a m-m-mistake.
- No.
- No, somebody stole him
and sent me this note.
- [Dogs Growling Lowly]
- [Exhales] Easy, boys.
- See? Now I'm lost.
- I even brought this to get him back.
- [Coins Clinking]
Oh-ho-ho-ho-hoo!
You brought a piggy bank.
- That's all I have.
- That's awful.
I know. And what kind of a person
would steal a poor, little kitty?
But I...
I mean, maybe he...
Maybe he was up against the wall;
at the end of his rope.
[Sobbing]
He must have been
a poor, desperate man.
It's still wrong!
I'm so scared. I don't know what to do.
[Gasps]
- I don't know what to do.
- Neither do I!
[Clanking]
[Sobbing]
[Frustrated Yelp]
[Groans]
[Quiet Gasps]
- [Meows]
- [Gasp] Hey! Guess what.
I found a little,
lost kitten. [Chuckling]
I don't know; take a look.
Maybe he's yours.
- Oliver! Oliver! Oh, my Oliver!
- [Car Engine Starts]
[Gasps]
Sykes.
Sykes! I was gonna...
Yaaah!
- Hey! Hey, wait! What're you doing?
- Let go! [Screams]
- [Fagin] No! No, wait!
You can't do this!
- [Dodger Barks]
- Keep your mouth shut.
Consider our account closed.
- [Choking]
Stop! Stop! Time out!
- [Fagin Shouting Indistinctly]
- [Dogs Barking]
- Wha... What happened?
- You okay, kid?
- Jenny... He took Jenny!
- Don't worry. We'll get her back.
You... You will?
Hey. "Absitively," kid.
Come on, man, let's go!
Come on!
- Let's get 'im, man!
- All right... let's do it.
- [All Barking]
- Wait! Come back!
Stay. Sit. Wa-Wait!
- [Engine Cranking, Sputtering]
- Come back!
- [Tito] Oh, man. It don't look good.
- It's all locked up, Dodger.
All right. There's
gotta be some way in.
Yeah. Francis.
- [Whimpering]
- Now, don't cry, little girl.
They only eat when I tell them to.
[Chuckles]
- Francis, you all set?
- Farewell, Dulcinea.
- [All] Francis!
- Peasants.
- Maestro?
- [Drum Roll]
- Ready, kid?
- Yeah.
[Dodger]
Go!
Oof!
- [Sykes] Roscoe. DeSoto.
- [Both Snarling]
- [Growling]
- [Gasps]
[Sniffing, Growling]
[Roscoe]
Come on, DeSoto.
Hey, hey, hey!
There is a lady present.
Well, it's nice to see
that one of you has some manners.
After you,
my little croissant.
Good grief.
- [Whispering] And remember, quiet.
- [Georgette Yelps]
- [Both Snarling]
- Oh!
- I broke a nail.
- Oh, balderdash.
- What'd you call my woman, man?
- [Dodger] Freeze!
[Whirring]
- Yo, Tito.
- Right. I'll check it out.
- [Electrical Crackling]
- Uuhrr!
[Chuckling]
Yeah. Oh, that's funny, Mr Winston.
But I don't think
you really appreciate the situation.
Somebody could get hurt.
Just get the old man on the phone
and tell him it's about his daughter...
Jenny.
[Dodger] Listen up. Tito, Francis,
I want you... [Fades To Whisper]
[Sniffs]
You smell that?
- [Sniffs] Yeah.
Heh-heh! It's party time.
- [Growls]
- [Knocking]
- What the...
Didn't order any pizza.
[Tito]
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Where are those dogs?
- [Meowing]
- Oh, Oliver!
I thought I'd never
see you again.
- [Tito, Francis Shouting]
- [Snarling, Chuckling]
Ahem... gentlemen.
- What's the occasion? Come
to rescue your little friend?
- Say goodbye, Francis.
Oh, boys!
Whoopsy-daisy!
All right!
What a woman!
[Dodger] Francis, you keep an eye on
the monitors. Rita, over here.
[Grunting]
What is this, a slumber party?
Get goin', ya stupid mutts!
Francis, is the coast clear?
Francis!
-
- [Francis] Goodness!
- [Rita] What're we gonna do, Dodge?
- [Dodger] Yo, Tito, hot-wire.
Hey, no way, Dodger, man.
I've been barbecued too many times, man.
- Good luck, Alonzo.
- Huh?
I'll be waiting.
Hey!
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
It's off to work we go
[Scatting]
- [Handle Jiggling]
- What is this?
- [Knocking]
- All right, girlie. Open the door.
- [Crackling]
- Come on, now.
Girlie, I'm warnin'ya.
- [Glass Crashing]
- Come on, Tito.
[Sykes]
You just... Back up. DeSoto. Come on!
[Barking]
- Come on.
- Yaaah!
- [Tito Screaming]
- [Shouting, Barking]
[Chuckling]
This has all been very entertaining.
But the party is over.
[Horn Honking]
Ow-oh-oh-ow!
Uuh! Come on!
Come on, come on! Let's go!
- [Barking]
- [Sykes] Fagin!
Heh-heh!
Hey, man, you're ugly!
And you're uglier than him!
And you're Ugly, Part !
Hey, you're Revenge of the Ugly!
[Laughing, Gasps]
- [Bark]
- Aaah!
[Fagin Muttering, Yelping]
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
[Screaming]
Whoo!
Yow! Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
[Screeching, Grinding]
[Barking]
[Barking Continues]
[Screams]
Yaagh!
Uuh!
[Both Growling]
- [Yelping]
- [Crackling]
[Crackling]
[Yelping]
Mr Fagin!
Mr Fagin, help me!
All right!
Check it out! Heh!
[Imitating Rewing Engine]
- [Screaming]
- Uuh!
- Help me! Oh!
- Yaaah!
[Train Horn Blowing]
- Aah! Save me! Save me, Alonzo!
- [Choking]
Hey, get off my back, woman!
I'm driving!
- [Jenny] Let go!
- Jenny, jump!
- [Horn Blaring]
- Alonzo!
[Georgette]
Aaah! Ooo!
[Jenny]
Oliver?
[Panting, Gasps]
[Soft Meow]
Oliver? Oliver!
Whew!
Whoo!
[Horns Honking]
- [Dogs Barking]
- [Fagin, Winston Singing]
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
dearJenny
- Happy birthday to you
- [Howling]
- And many more
- Don't forget to make a wish, Jennifer.
[Fagin Laughing]
- [Barking]
- [Jenny] All right,
anybody want some cake?
Okay, Einstein.
But not the whole thing.
- [Salsa On Boom Box]
- You got it now, baby!
Yeah, left foot, right foot.
All right! Check it out!
There you go. Relax, hey.
[Chuckles] Tito,
you dance divinely.
- He's cheating!
- Body slam!
- [Ringing]
- Come on, hit him again.
Murder him! Twist his arm!
- [Fagin] Whoa!
- Foxworth residence.
[Gasps]
Mr Foxworth!
- Body slam him now!
- Shh-shh-shh! My goodness.
You're back tomorrow?
Oh, she'll be so
surprised to see you.
Y-Yes, goodbye, sir.
All right.
Get 'im! Get 'im!
- Hit him! Come on!
Murder him! Get him!
- All right, you got 'im!
- Pick him up! Hold 'im there!
- Ta-da!
- I believe that's a ten spot,
- Now, where...
- old sport.
- Where is that cheque-book?
Oh, look at the time.
- Well, heh-heh, we better be goin'.
- Indeed.
Francis, Rita,
Tito, vamonos!
- The streets are calling!
- [Winston] Now, Jennifer,
have we forgotten anything?
Oh, yeah. Thanks, everyone.
The gifts were great.
Bye, Mr Fagin,
and thank you.
Oh, bye-bye, Jenny.
Come on, boys! [Chuckles]
It's time for us to go.
Alonzo, darling, could I
see you for a moment... privately?
Privately?
[Sniffs] Ooo!
Coming, Alonzo?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! You guys beat
it. Uh, my baby and I, we gotta talk.
You know, you're not so bad
for a bug-eyed little creep.
- With a little grooming...
- Grooming? Uh... [Nervous Chuckle]
That's it!
We'll start with a bath.
Bath?
- Let's go!
- [Engine Backfires]
- Bye-bye.
- Oh, Oliver, we shall meet again.
- Hey, see ya 'round, kid.
- Goodbye, you guys.
- [Screeching]
- Boys! Let's go!
- [Barking In Distance]
- Listen, kid, ahh, you just
want to hang out or anything...
Aiee-hee! Hey, Dodger, man!
Do you see her anywhere?
- Hey, whoa!
- Man! I can't keep this woman off me!
- Man, I gotta get away from that chick...
- [Georgette] Alonzo!
- Alonzo-o-o
- [Gasps] Uh, goodbye, Oliver.
- Hey, you guys, wait for me, man!
- [Horn Honking]
- Hey, wait up!
- Alonzo Fredrico Tito,
you come back here this minute!
Hey, whoa, kid.
Do you think you can handle the champ?
Sure.
Hey! You're okay...
for a cat.
We'll keep a spot open for ya
in the gang...
vice president,
uptown chapter.
Later, kid.
- Why should I worry
- Bye-bye! Bye!
- Tell me why should I care
- What a delightful scoundrel.
Say, I may not have a dime
Oh, but I got street savoir faire
Why should we worry
Why should we care
We may not have a dime
But we've got street
savoir faire
Why should we worry
- [Siren Wailing]
- Why should we care
It's just be-bopulation
We got street
savoir faire
- Uhh-uhh-uhh-umm
- Whoo-hoo-hoo
The rhythm of the city
Boy, once you get it down
Then you can own
this town
You can wear the crown
Why should we worry
Why should we care
It's just doo-wopulation
We got street
savoir faire
Why should we worry
Why should we care
And even when
we cross that line
We got street
savoir faire
[Soul Vocalizing]
Woo-ooo
Woo-hoo-oo
Woo-ooo
Woo-hoo-oo
Woo-ooo
Woo-hoo-oo