Salo Script - Dialogue Transcript

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Salo Script


  

  

 

                   

SALO, or THE 120 DAYS OF SODOM



 

                   

Masters



 

                   

Storytellers



 

                   

Male victims



 

                   

Female victims



 

                   

Daughters



 

                   

Militia



 

                   

Collaborators



 

                   

Servants



  

                   

Written and directed by



  

                   

Northern Italy, during the

Nazi Fascist occupation



  

                   

ANTE INFERNO



  

                   

Your Excellency



  

                   

President



  

                   

Your Grace



  

                   

All things are good when

taken to excess



  

                   

Come on, let's go



  

                   

Where are you going?



  

                   

Claudio! Your scarf, my son!



  

                   

Sorry, we're obeying orders



  

                   

Marrying each others' daughters will

seal our destinies for ever



  

                   

President, take as your lawful spouse

His Excellency's daughter, Tatiana



  

                   

President, I will marry

your daughter, Susy



  

                   

Your Excellency and my brother the

Bishop will marry my daughters



  

                   

The preparations for our

undertaking are completed



  

                   

In puberty's ambush, maidens bloom,

all unaware of impending doom



  

                   

They listen to the radio, drink tea,

unaware they will lose their liberty



  

                   

Bourgeois recoil not from slaughter

though victim be son and daughter



  

                   

 What's this one's name?

 Claudio Cicchetti



  

                   

 What is your name?

 Franco



  

                   

I knew you'd consider him



  

                   

A girl helped us catch him



  

                   

The fool thought he was in for

romance, and ended up in a sack



  

                   

 What is your name?

 Sergio



  

                   

Shouldn't we inspect them?



  

                   

Trousers down, shirts up



  

                   

That will do



  

                   

Lamberto Gobbi



  

                   

Carlo Porro



  

                   

Umberto Chessari... just look

at him, gentlemen



  

                   

I waited two whole weeks

to ambush him



  

                   

...and this is Ferruccio Tonna,

from Castelfranco



  

                   

From a subversive family



  

                   

The one with the curly hair,

Tonino Orlando



  

                   

I know him



  

                   

I've waited two long years for him



  

                   

Your Excellency, please help me



  

                   

His father was a senior judge,

like myself



  

                   

A southerner, aren't you?



  

                   

Don't expect me to deflower you.

In time we will decide..



  

                   

...who will do you that

delightful honour



  

                   

That's right, Tonino



  

                   

Eva, come along



  

                   

Try to behave yourself



  

                   

Come, no one will harm you



  

                   

Show these nice gentlemen

all your hidden charms



  

                   

What a beauty



  

                   

A delicious bum, solid yet bouncy



  

                   

Tits to revive a dying cripple



  

                   

Bring us another one



  

                   

Signora Castelli, your turn.

The gentlemen are waiting



  

                   

Please let me go home



  

                   

Albertina's father is a professor

in Bologna



  

                   

To slip her out of the convent school

we had to convince two nuns



  

                   

You'll prefer us to the sisters,

won't you?



  

                   

I don't know yet, sir



  

                   

Very well, undress her



  

                   

Just a moment



  

                   

We didn't notice her blemish.

She's a pretty virgin, too



  

                   

Don't you disgrace me,

I know your little tricks



  

                   

We waited until she came out

with her mother...



  

                   

...pushed the mother into the river,

where the damned fool drowned...



  

                   

...right before this angel's eyes



  

                   

There were nine boys, now only eight



  

                   

Anyone know the difference between

" ", "no no", and the family?



  

                   

What's the difference?



  

                   

" " is twice four,

"no no" is twice not for



  

                   

 What about the family?

 They're fine, thank you



  

                   

Everything is prepared

according to your wishes



  

                   

You herded, feeble creatures,

destined for our pleasure



  

                   

Don't expect to find here the freedom

granted in the outside world



  

                   

You are beyond reach of

any "legality"



  

                   

No one knows you are here



  

                   

As far as the world goes,

you are already dead



  

                   

These are the laws which will

govern your lives



  

                   

"At six p.m., the company will

assemble in the "Hall of Orgies"...



  

                   

"... where our Storytellers...



  

                   

"...will tell us stories, each with

a particular theme



  

                   

"Our friends have the right

to interrupt at any moment



  

                   

"The purpose of the stories is to

inflame lust; all will be permitted



  

                   

"After dinner, the gentlemen will

conduct the so called orgies



  

                   

"The Great Hall will be

adequately heated



  

                   

"Participants, appropriatedly

dressed...



  

                   

"...will lie on the floor

like animals...



  

                   

"...they will intermingle...



  

                   

"...copulate indescriminately,

incestuously and sodomistically



  

                   

"That will be the daily procedure"



  

                   

No servants here!



  

                   

"Any man caught in flagrante delicto

with a woman...



   

                   

"...will be punished by

the loss of a limb



   

                   

"The slightest religious act by

anyone will be punished...



   

                   

"...by death"



   

                   

CIRCLE OF MANIAS



   

                   

I was born at a girls' boarding

school, where my mother was a servant



   

                   

One day, my sister asked if

I knew Professor Gentile



   

                   

"Well, look outside, he's waiting

for you...



   

                   

"...to show you something

he's shown me"



   

                   

She said: "Don't run away



   

                   

"He'll give you some money"



   

                   

I ran out to meet him.

I couldn't believe it



   

                   

 "Where are you going?"

 "To put away the chairs, Professor"



   

                   

"Your sister will do that. I'll show

you something you've never seen"



   

                   

I followed him into a room



   

                   

He took his huge penis from out of

his trousers and began to masturbate



   

                   

"Have you ever seen the like?



   

                   

"I've shown your sister and

girls of your age



   

                   

"Give me a hand. Provoke the semen

from which we're all created



   

                   

"I'll make it spurt on your face



   

                   

"This is my sole passion, my child...



   

                   

"...and you are about to see it"



   

                   

At that very moment...



   

                   

...l was immersed in a white jet,

drenching me from head to toe



   

                   

You mustn't omit any detail...



   

                   

...otherwise your stories will not

arouse us sufficiently



   

                   

I know I was urged to give

every detail...



   

                   

...every particular,

even the slightest...



   

                   

...that may illuminate the

human passion



   

                   

I've not overlooked anything



   

                   

You haven't given us details about

the size of the Professor's penis...



   

                   

...or the nature, the consistency

of his emisssion



   

                   

Did you fondle his genitals,

did he oblige you to do so?



   

                   

Dear Signora Vaccari, more clarity



   

                   

From now on I shall conceal nothing.

May I continue?



   

                   

Time the staff of my old age

had some fun



   

                   

Shortly after my seventh birthday...



   

                   

...l took a girl friend to see

the Professor



   

                   

One of his colleagues was with him.

They drew me inside



   

                   

Looking at me, one said to the other:



   

                   

"Goffredo, didn't I tell you

she was a little beauty?"



   

                   

"She is a rare little jewel",

replied Goffredo



   

                   

Then he took me onto his lap

and gave me a kiss



   

                   

 "How old are you?"

 "Seven, Professor"



   

                   

"You are fifty years younger than me"



   

                   

Then he gave me another kiss



   

                   

Meanwhile, the other prepared

some kind of strange syrup



   

                   

They made me drink it, saying:

"It will make you pee"



   

                   

"All we want of you, dear child,

is that you urinate



   

                   

"And that you do that with me,

alone together"



   

                   

I want this miserable boy

punished severely



   

                   

We are at your service



   

                   

He had the insolence to

pull away from me



   

                   

You can choose one of ours



   

                   

No, thank you



   

                   

It would take too much to

satisfy me now



   

                   

A moment ago, only the slightest

effort would suffice, but now...



   

                   

You know to what we're driven

by frustrated desire



   

                   

All I ask of you...



   

                   

...is exemplary punishment

for this bastard



   

                   

My Lord, I feel ready to satisfy you



   

                   

I need no instruction



   

                   

No, let me be



   

                   

There are a thousand occasions when

one does not desire a woman's anus



   

                   

I'll wait. Let Signora Vaccari

continue her story



   

                   

Everything was so arranged that he

swallowed every drop of my piss



   

                   

At that moment his penis,

overcome by victory...



   

                   

...cried tears of blood over me



   

                   

Then, passion consumed, the Professor

seemed to realize...



   

                   

...his idol no longer inspired

such religious fervour



   

                   

Without ado, he put ten lire in my

apron pocket and pushed me out



   

                   

The boy's hopeless at masturbation,

he needs a lesson



   

                   

You'd think he'd never seen

a man's tool



   

                   

Well, friends...



   

                   

...Signora Vaccari will turn them

into first class whores



   

                   

Nothing is more contagious than evil



   

                   

You are mistaken, Your Excellency



   

                   

Some can do evil only when

passion drives them to it



   

                   

They are always unhappy, regretting

the evils of the previous night



   

                   

Umberto, Franco... what do you say?



   

                   

Handsome



   

                   

Efisio, it's my turn



   

                   

On the Peratibridge



   

                   

A black flag flies



   

                   

The mourning of the Julian regiment

that goes to war



   

                   

The best young men lie

under the earth



   

                   

The gentleman are not satisfied

with you



   

                   

The first thing you must learn

is how to hold it



   

                   

Go on



   

                   

Up and down



   

                   

Squeeze it harder...



   

                   

...and stroke beneath with

the other hand



   

                   

Slut! See how it's done



   

                   

There were nine girls, now only eight



   

                   

Here's a number eight story



   

                   

It's about a man who had a friend

named Six times eight



   

                   

Going home in the blackout one night

they lost each other



   

                   

Our man tried to find his friend,

looking everywhere



   

                   

At last he thought he saw something

in the darkness



   

                   

He was overjoyed, thinking he had

found his friend



   

                   

 He cried: "Six times eight!"

 "Forty eight", came the reply



   

                   

Music! Signora Vaccari will tell us

another story...



   

                   

...to stimulate us for

another skirmish



   

                   

I was nine when my sister took me to

Milan to meet Signora Calzetti



   

                   

She examined me and asked if I

wanted to work for her



   

                   

I said I would, if the pay was good



   

                   

My first client, a stout man named

Vaccari, looked me over carefully



   

                   

At once I showed him my pussy,

which I thought was very special



   

                   

He covered his eyes:

"Out of the question



   

                   

"I'm not interested in your vagina,

cover it up"



   

                   

He covered me up, making me lie down



   

                   

He said: "All these little whores

know is to flaunt their vaginas



   

                   

"Now I'll have to recover from

that disgusting sight"



   

                   

He wrapped me in a sheet,

like a mummy...



   

                   

...leaving only my behind uncovered



   

                   

He caressed it gently, opened

and closed the cheeks...



   

                   

...began to suck it greedlily



   

                   

Then he carefully...



   

                   

...put his member between my buttocks,

his movements became frenzied



   

                   

"Such an adorable behind, the sweet

little anus. Now I'll anoint it"



   

                   

He said that three or four times



   

                   

I never saw him again



   

                   

Your first client...



   

                   

...had an idea of women that

most of us do not share



   

                   

Homage to the rear temple...



   

                   

...is more fervent than the other



   

                   

I put this question to the company



   

                   

How can we determine the true

inclination of a boy or girl?



   

                   

Their best part, in other words



   

                   

I believe by masturbation of the

requisite body areas



   

                   

Let's take the youngsters about whom

we have doubts...



   

                   

...and take them aside to verify



   

                   

Observing, with equal passion

and apathy, Guido and Vaccari...



   

                   

...masturbating the two bodies

which belong to us...



   

                   

...inspires a number of interesting

reflections



   

                   

Would you care to elaborate,

dear Duke?



   

                   

We Fascists are the only true

anarchists



   

                   

Naturally...



   

                   

...once we've become masters of the

state, true anarchy is that of power



   

                   

However, look at their

obscene gestures...



   

                   

...like deaf mute language...



   

                   

...with a code none of us can break,

no matter how great our power



   

                   

There is nothing to be done



   

                   

We must restrict our impulses

to a single gesture



   

                   

He came. Now he is a man



   

                   

Little Sergio, we're proud of you



   

                   

 She's a woman now

 Our first couple has been formed



   

                   

Sergio, you've proved you're a man



   

                   

She is your prize



   

                   

Come forward



   

                   

Appreciate the goodwill of

these gentlemen...



   

                   

...who allow you to enjoy such

a great privilege...



   

                   

...we will solemnize your marriage



   

                   

What a fine thing



   

                   

What a whore



   

                   

Get out, you sluts!



   

                   

Let us resume the ceremony



   

                   

Will you, Sergio...



   

                   

...take Renata for your wife?



   

                   

I pronounce you man and wife



   

                   

Clear off, all of you!



   

                   

If you salute him,

then you are bound



   

                   

If you are for him,

if you are sound



   

                   

Then you must join up,

honour bound



   

                   

Lustily! Aren't you newlyweds?



   

                   

Give rein to your feelings



   

                   

Get busy, idiot



   

                   

No! That flower is reserved for us



   

                   

The principle of all greatness

on earth...



   

                   

...has long been bathed in blood



   

                   

My friends, if memory does not

betray me:



   

                   

"Without bloodshed, there is

no forgiveness



   

                   

"No forgiveness without bloodshed".

Baudelaire



   

                   

Excellency, the expression is not

to be found in Baudelaire...



   

                   

...but in Nietzsche's

The Genealogy of Morals



   

                   

It is neither from Baudelaire

nor Nietzsche...



   

                   

...nor in Saint Paul's

Epistle to the Romans



   

                   

It's Dada



   

                   

Sing me that sweet melody

l loved so much, that goes da da



   

                   

Delicious creature, do you want

my dirty underpants?



   

                   

My old underpants. What incomparable

refinement



   

                   

You see how sensitive I am

to the value of things



   

                   

Little angel, my greatest desire is

to grant your wish



   

                   

You know I respect all tastes

and whims



   

                   

However baroque, all deserve

to be respected



   

                   

Because we're not their masters,

even the most bizarre manias...



   

                   

...derive from a basic principle

of refinement



   

                   

Yes, old buggers, it's a question

of delicacy



   

                   

One day Madam sent me to

another libertine



   

                   

He took me to a room with

a splendid Chinese carpet



   

                   

After making me undress, he ordered

me on all fours, like an animal



   

                   

Having stroked my head two or

three times...



   

                   

...he said: "I want to see if you're

as quick as my dogs"



   

                   

He threw two chestnuts across

the room...



   

                   

...saying: "Good bitch, fetch!"



   

                   

I thought it best to go along

with the game



   

                   

You have two beautiful eyes...

then look



   

                   

Piss



   

                   

"Filthy muck, putrid bitch",

he shouted, approaching me



   

                   

Then he ejaculated over my back



   

                   

Then he left



   

                   

I dressed...



   

                   

...and discovered       lire

in my coat



   

                   

Eat!



   

                   

Your Excellency, are you convinced?



   

                   

It is when I see others degraded

that I rejoice...



   

                   

...knowing it is better to be me

than the scum of "the people"



   

                   

Whenever men are equal, without that

difference, happiness cannot exist



   

                   

So you wouldn't aid the humble,

the unhappy



   

                   

In all the world...



   

                   

...no voluptuousness flatters the

senses more than social privilege



   

                   

My next story is about the mania

of Minister Missiroli



   

                   

I went to the Minister's office

at ten one morning



   

                   

The moment I entered,

the doors closed



   

                   

"What are you doing here,

you little bitch?



   

                   

"Who gave you permission

to disturb me?"



   

                   

I hadn't been warned of what

would happen...



   

                   

...so I was frightened by the welcome



   

                   

I can't take any more



   

                   

He tore off my clothes,

shredded them...



   

                   

...and threw them into the fire



   

                   

Then he stretched out

seemingly semi conscious...



   

                   

...in a chair...



   

                   

...and ejaculated...



   

                   

...making his sperm fall upon the

charred remains of my clothes



   

                   

CIRCLE OF SHIT



   

                   

Don't you think, Signora Maggi...



   

                   

...that before your stories, you

should show us your best part?



   

                   

With the greatest of pleasure



   

                   

These buttocks merit our attention



   

                   

I have seldom seen better



   

                   

Very kind of you to say so



   

                   

We thank you. Please begin



   

                   

I see that you gentlemen esteem

the rear end...



   

                   

...so I shall devote my stories

to this subject



   

                   

My story will interest you all...



   

                   

...especially our dear President;

it concerns a particular mania...



   

                   

...his dearest caprice, which

enabled me to make his acquaintance



   

                   

Conceal my turpitudes from

these innocents



   

                   

Enough. I am eager to hear

Signora Maggi's voice



   

                   

My childhood years were spent in

endowing my body with the capacity...



   

                   

...to satisfy the basest,

most outrageous desires



   

                   

I soon became expert in that

difficult task...



   

                   

...and my fame spread throughout

ltaly



   

                   

My clients included many

celebrities...



   

                   

...and to them I gave the best

of myself



   

                   

My first story concerns a most

curious episode in my life



   

                   

Signora Evola, the Madam

I worked for...



   

                   

...sent me to a client after feeding

me a large laxative spiced meal



   

                   

The client was an old

Carabinieri General



   

                   

He made me undress him and

put a nappy on him



   

                   

I was used to such fixations,

I was ready to help him



   

                   

Suddenly, my bowels rebelled and he

ordered me to relieve myself...



   

                   

...which I did without embarrassment



   

                   

He made me dip my fingers in

the excrement...



   

                   

...and feed it to him like a baby



   

                   

He swallowed everything, imitating

the cries of a baby...



   

                   

...and ejaculated into his nappy



   

                   

I knew a man capable of quite diverse

refinements of the sort



   

                   

We expect only the best tales of you



   

                   

My next story took place in Verona



   

                   

I was told that the client

waiting at a hotel...



   

                   

...was an old nobleman,

notorious for his depravity



   

                   

My curiosity was immense



   

                   

That evening my mother was more

intolerant than usual



   

                   

She pleaded with me not to go



   

                   

I couldn't resist the temptation,

so I killed her



   

                   

The only thing to do



   

                   

The excitement awaiting you was

supreme...



   

                   

...meriting the utmost sacrifice



   

                   

It's folly to say one owes

anything to one's mother



   

                   

Must we be grateful for her having

pleasure with a man?



   

                   

That should have been enough

reward for her



   

                   

Long ago, I was cursed with

a mother...



   

                   

...who aroused the same feelings

you felt for yours



   

                   

As soon as I could, I sent her

to the next world



   

                   

It was a profound pleasure when she

closed her eyes for the last time



   

                   

Why is that child crying?



   

                   

Your words remind her of her mother



   

                   

Her mother died trying to protect her



   

                   

Splendid!



   

                   

It's your mother you're crying for?



   

                   

Come here, let me console you



   

                   

Come back to Papa's arms



   

                   

He'll sing you another lullaby



   

                   

What an opportunity you offer me



   

                   

Signora Maggi's story merits

immediate re enactment



   

                   

I beg you to have mercy on

my suffering



   

                   

My mother died for me and

I'll never see her again



   

                   

Undress her immediately



   

                   

Kill me! God will take pity on me!

Don't dishonour me!



   

                   

This howling is the most exciting

thing I've ever heard



   

                   

Kill me! Free me from this torment,

seeing and hearing such horrors!



   

                   

You all heard her call on God



   

                   

Your Excellency, enter her name

in the Penal Register...



   

                   

...for a terrible punishment



   

                   

Do away with me, so that

I can be with my mother



   

                   

You will be punished and deflowered

when we decide the time is ripe



   

                   

Don't think your tears restrain my

desire; they make me more ruthless



   

                   

Come here, my child, it's ready



   

                   

On your knees!



   

                   

Go on!



   

                   

Eat it



   

                   

That stupid girl's making a scene

over such a delicacy



   

                   

A friend insisted that all the

excrement he ate every day...



   

                   

...come from a beggar woman, so it

would be more putrid and delicious



   

                   

I found an old woman of seventy

for him



   

                   

Spoiled food can provoke

excellent diarrhoea



   

                   

The subject should eat hastily, at

odd hours, to overload the stomach



   

                   

We must try that at once



   

                   

Dear President



   

                   

I am eager to know how you

first met Signora Maggi



   

                   

She will tell you after His Honour

has married his Sergio



   

                   

Then you'll laugh at my expense



   

                   

I won't deprive you of that pleasure



   

                   

Today's story demands a revision

of our rules



   

                   

If we wish to enjoy the fruit...



   

                   

...of our stay within these walls...



   

                   

...let us revise some of our rules



   

                   

For example, we put containers in the

latrines to collect all excrement...



   

                   

...so that nothing goes to waste



   

                   

Let's follow Signora Maggi's example,

giving our dear President...



   

                   

...the joy of seeing his dream

come true



   

                   

Good day, Signora Castelli



   

                   

I'm sorry, we'll be ready in a moment



   

                   

I've come to make sure



   

                   

The chamberpots, quick!



   

                   

You know the rules!



   

                   

Tell me your name!



   

                   

I couldn't help it, with the muck

we're given to eat



   

                   

Your name?



   

                   

It's Doris, the most undisciplined

of our girls



   

                   

She will be company for those

already listed here



   

                   

 Whose is this?

 Mine. Help yourself



   

                   

Is that how you obey our rules,

impertinent brat?



   

                   

Show me this boy's arse



   

                   

You even dared to wipe yourself.

You'll get what you deserve



   

                   

We're ready...



   

                   

...but preparing this one meant that

I couldn't watch these rogues



   

                   

There is no evasion



   

                   

Unless the German people fall...



   

                   

...we are prepared for any

eventuality ...



   

                   

...to save a human soul,

even in this part of Africa



   

                   

We are happy to carry out

your every command



   

                   

Those I considered the most

capable...



   

                   

...were fed appropriately



   

                   

Thus as this solemn wedding feast we

shall enjoy the greatest delicacy



   

                   

Our girls abstained from relieving

themselves all day...



   

                   

...in compliance with your decree...



   

                   

...that we produce this for you



   

                   

Let the rite begin



   

                   

Our guide restored the divine

character of monstrosity...



   

                   

...thanks to reiterated actions,

that is to say: rites



   

                   

No more intoxicating desire exists...



   

                   

...endowing you with the vigour...



   

                   

...to meet the challenge awaiting you



   

                   

Eat, my exquisite bride



   

                   

You must prepare for our night

of love



   

                   

Nothing's worse than a breath

without odour



   

                   

I can't do it



   

                   

Offer it to the Madonna



   

                   

Do this



   

                   

Say: "I can't eat rice with

my fingers like this"



   

                   

Then eat shit



   

                   

I refer, as you will have guessed...



   

                   

...to our illustrious President



   

                   

After having satisfied him...



   

                   

...I was impressed by such special

tastes in one so young



   

                   

Tastes that will become clearer later



   

                   

Liberated from my mother...



   

                   

...I found life rich in all

its delights



   

                   

One day Madam presented me to

the libertine in question



   

                   

His passion will strike you

as somewhat unusual



   

                   

The scene took place in his house.

I was shown into a darkened room



   

                   

I saw a man lying on the bed...



   

                   

...and a coffin in the middle

of the room



   

                   

"You see before you...", he said...



   

                   

"...a man on his deathbed...



   

                   

"...but he doesn't want to close

his eyes...



   

                   

"...without making a last homage to

the object of his adoration



   

                   

"I adore the behind



   

                   

"Although I am dying, I wish to die

kissing one



   

                   

"When life has left my body...



   

                   

"...place me in the coffin...



   

                   

"...wrap me in my shroud and

close the coffin lid



   

                   

"I insist that you observe my orders

to the letter



   

                   

"In this supreme moment with the

sole object of my lewd desire



   

                   

"Come quickly!"



   

                   

He went on, his voice broken, sobbing



   

                   

"Hurry! I am at death's door"



   

                   

So I went to him and showed him

my backside



   

                   

"Oh, what a marvellous arse



   

                   

"Having seen this, my life can end.

I've never seen one as alluring"



   

                   

He fondled it, opened it



   

                   

He played with it, kissed it, just as

would the healthiest of men



   

                   

He made me relieve myself of all

that was in my bowels



   

                   

I was not at all embarrassed



   

                   

"Now it is the time for me to die.

The supreme moment has come"



   

                   

As he said that, he gave

a profound sigh



   

                   

Piss over me



   

                   

I can't, it won't come



   

                   

I've finished



   

                   

The limitation of love is that

you need an accomplice



   

                   

Your friend will know the

libertine's refinement...



   

                   

...is being executioner and victim



   

                   

My sister knew an official

in the Controller's office



   

                   

A little pig like man,

with a disgusting face



   

                   

A chamberpot was arranged...



   

                   

...for two to sit on, back to back,

and relieve themselves simultaneously



   

                   

He stirred it with his fingers,

and swallowed it



   

                   

My sister told me...



   

                   

...he'd only to see her dirty arse

and he ejaculated



   

                   

Did your sister have a

pretty backside?



   

                   

You must judge by this.

A famous painter...



   

                   

...was commissioned to paint a Venus

with a splendid backside



   

                   

He selected her as his model

after many weeks...



   

                   

...looking at hundreds of behinds

throughout ltaly



   

                   

How old was she then?



   

                   

Fifteen, Duke



   

                   

Why don't you arrange a competition

to find the nicest bottom here?



   

                   

I'll do that. I'm an expert



   

                   

Your Excellency, doesn't this

situation suggest anything to you?



   

                   

It might



   

                   

 Aren't you ready?

 Just a moment



   

                   

The act of the sodomite signifies

the death of the human species



   

                   

Ambiguously accepting social

standards while transgressing them



   

                   

More monstrous than the act

of the sodomite...



   

                   

...is the act of the executioner



   

                   

True, but the act of the sodomite

can be repeated again and again



   

                   

I think there is a way to repeat

the act of the executioner



   

                   

Turn off the lights



   

                   

Here is my masterpiece



   

                   

I have a proposal to make



   

                   

We have not yet decided on

the winner's prize...



   

                   

...for the best bottom



   

                   

Here is my proposal



   

                   

He or she whose bottom is

judged the best...



   

                   

...will be killed immediately



   

                   

Agreed



   

                   

This way we'll be impartial, not

knowing whose bottom we are viewing



   

                   

 A shrewd observation

 Thank you, Your Excellency



   

                   

For if we knew we were looking at

a boy rather than a girl...



   

                   

...we might be influenced

in making our decision



   

                   

We must be completely

free in our choice



   

                   

A clever trap I wish to avoid



   

                   

When one prefers men, it is difficult

to change one's perspective



   

                   

The difference between a boy and

a girl is enormous



   

                   

One cannot consider what is

obviously inferior



   

                   

But if we consider all the

stories we have heard...



   

                   

...in certain cases a girl might be

preferable to a boy



   

                   

Let us try to remain objective



   

                   

Look at the elasticity of

those buttocks



   

                   

There can be no question here



   

                   

Allow me, Duke



   

                   

I don't wish to contradict, but may I

re examine a most impressive one?



   

                   

We'll be delighted to grant

your request



   

                   

I don't think the heaviness of

these buttocks...



   

                   

...can be compared to the most

beautiful we have here



   

                   

However, I will yield to the

opinion of the majority



   

                   

I vote for the Duke's candidate



   

                   

My vote goes to the Duke's

candidate



   

                   

Dear President, three votes to one



   

                   

I bow to the majority



   

                   

But I request that my candidate

be reserved for me to deflower



   

                   

Granted



   

                   

We'll reveal this mystery



   

                   

Fire!



   

                   

You must be stupid to think that

death would be so easy



   

                   

Don't you know we intend to kill you

a thousand times?



   

                   

To the end of eternity, if eternity

can have an end



   

                   

Once I had a very mysterious client



   

                   

His mania was closely related to...



   

                   

...the subject of Signora Castelli's

stories, for which I apologize



   

                   

The man wanted only women...



   

                   

...who had been condemned to death



   

                   

The closer they were to death,

the more he would pay



   

                   

He would visit them when the

sentence had been pronounced



   

                   

Thanks to his exalted social status,

enabling him to pay the price...



   

                   

...not a single one escaped him



   

                   

He did not possess them casually



   

                   

He insisted on inspecting their rumps

and that they defecated before him



   

                   

He was convinced that the

tastiest faeces...



   

                   

...were those of women who had just

heard the sentence of death



   

                   

CIRCLE OF BLOOD



   

                   

Your Reverence, I am ready



   

                   

We want a marvellous wedding



   

                   

The President wishes to be first,

he is the most randy



   

                   

You whoresons!



   

                   

What is this, a mortuary?



   

                   

These parasites do nothing

for this festive day



   

                   

Do anything you like.

Laugh, all of you



   

                   

Go on, idiots, show how happy

you are



   

                   

Go on, laugh



   

                   

Why aren't you yelling forjoy?

Go on, sing!



   

                   

You two, what are you doing?



   

                   

Excellency, note their names



   

                   

If you like to whimper, we'll make

you, for your last few days



   

                   

Shouldn't you have paid your bills,

Monsieur Royale?



   

                   

Of course, Monsieur Juju



   

                   

Shouldn't you also pay mine?



   

                   

Why so?



   

                   

Because two and two make four

and I'm broke



   

                   

Earn some money



   

                   

 How do I do that?

 Through manual labour



   

                   

I don't know how



   

                   

Then become an actor



   

                   

That's difficult



   

                   

Try to write then;

all you have to write...



   

                   

...is any old thing



   

                   

Are you crazy?



   

                   

I have a duty to perform;

I'll return later



   

                   

Your friend here is ready

whenever you are



   

                   

 Please, may I speak to you?

 Of course, my dear



   

                   

What will you do to me?



   

                   

Talk about that tomorrow;

many things will be decided then



   

                   

I know a secret. Someone is

violating your law



   

                   

Graziella had a photograph

under her pillow



   

                   

Give me that photograph



   

                   

Spare me and I'll tell you

what Eva and Antoniska do



   

                   

They're breaking your laws



   

                   

Don't kill me. I have secrets

to tell you



   

                   

Speak, dirty whore!



   

                   

Every night Ezio goes to the

black servant girl



   

                   

I can take you there



   

                   

Queers!



   

                   

You make me puke



   

                   

Those who are named will wear

a sky blue ribbon



   

                   

You can imagine what that means



   

                   

Others, if they collaborate, are

reprieved. They will return to Salo



   

                   

What are you going to do to us?



   

                   

You'll soon know the gravity

of your crimes



   

                   

The main character...



   

                   

...figured in a number of

the previous stories



   

                   

He is forty, very powerfully built...



   

                   

...with a member like a stallion



   

                   

He is enormously rich,

very powerful, very cruel



   

                   

A heart of stone



   

                   

He owns a house near Milan, which

he uses exclusively for his pleasure



   

                   

At his parties, at least fifteen

young girls are present...



   

                   

...aged from fifteen to seventeen



   

                   

Those who are chosen must present

themsleves completely naked



   

                   

He touches them, caresses them,

examines them...



   

                   

...then makes them defecate into his

mouth, but he does not swallow it



   

                   

After these first rituals,

with fearsome gravity...



   

                   

...he brands each girl

on the shoulder...



   

                   

...burning a number into

their tender flesh



   

                   

After these preliminaries,

he opens the window...



   

                   

...and places a girl standing in the

middle of the room, facing the window



   

                   

Then gives such a powerful kick

to her behind...



   

                   

...that the poor thing flies across

the room...



   

                   

...through the window and vanishes

into a dark cellar



   

                   

Our hero is familiar not only with

Nietzsche, but Huysmans as well



   

                   

In the cellar, a masked executioner

with the devil's emblems...



   

                   

...presides gravely over the

horrible machines



   

                   

When all the girls are in

the cellar, our hero...



   

                   

...is highly aroused, having so many

contacts without once ejaculating



   

                   

Naked, his huge member jutting

from his belly



   

                   

Now all the machines have begun

to function...



   

                   

...all tortures at once, with

terrifyingly loud screeching



   

                   

The first apparatus is a huge wheel

with razor blades...



   

                   

...to which is bound a girl

to be flayed alive



   

                   

Another has a live rat sewed

inside her vagina



   

                   

Oh Lord, why hast thou foresaken us?



   

                   

A rationalperson...



   

                   

...is not content to kill

the same person



   

                   

He would recommend murdering

as many as possible



   

                   

Umberto, come here



   

                   

Bravo, always ready



   

                   

What does a Bolshevik do when

he dives into the Red Sea?



   

                   

You don't know what a Bolshevik does?



   

                   

No, tell me



   

                   

He goes splash!



   

                   

Poetry Corner. Ezra Pound.

The Cantos



   

                   

Canto   



   

                   

The whole tribe is from

one man's body



   

                   

What other way can you think of it?



   

                   

The surname and the nine arts



   

                   

The father's word is compassion



   

                   

The son's, devotion



   

                   

Small birds sing in chorus. Harmony

is in the proportion of branches



   

                   

The gay face of spring

is set before the world



   

                   

The sharpness of winter

now flees defeated



   

                   

In various apparel Flora reigns



   

                   

And in the euphony of the woods...



   

                   

...she is hymned in song



   

                   

Can you dance?



   

                   

Let's try



   

                   

 What's your girlfriend's name?

 Margherita



   

                   

 



   

                   

 

     

 

 

 

 



   

                   

 

     

 

 

 

 



   

                   

 

     

 

 

 

 











  

 
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