Snow White And The Seven Dwarves Script - Dialogue Transcript

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Snow White And The Seven Dwarves Script


  

 

                   

Slave in the magic mirror,



 

                   

come from the farthest space,



 

                   

...through wind and darkness

I summon thee.



 

                   

Speak!



 

                   

Let me see thy face.



 

                   

What wouldst thou know,

my Queen?



 

                   

Magic mirror on the wall,



 

                   

who is the fairest one of all?



  

                   

Famed is thy beauty, Majesty.



  

                   

But hold, a lovely maid I see.



  

                   

Rags cannot hide her gentle grace.



  

                   

Alas, she is more fair than thee.



  

                   

Alas for her!

Reveal her name.



  

                   

Lips red as the rose.



  

                   

Hair black as ebony.



  

                   

Skin white as snow.



  

                   

Snow White!



  

                   

Want to know a secret?



  

                   

Promise not to tell?



  

                   

We are standing by

a wishing well



  

                   

Make a wish into the well



  

                   

That's all you have to do



  

                   

And if you hear it echoing



  

                   

Your wish will soon come true



  

                   

-I'm wishing

-I'm wishing



  

                   

For the one I love to find me



  

                   

To find me



  

                   

-Today

-Today



  

                   

-I'm hoping

-I'm hoping



  

                   

-And I'm dreaming of

the nice things

-The nice things



  

                   

-He'll say

-He'll say



  

                   

-Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh

-Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh



  

                   

-Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh

-Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh



  

                   

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh



  

                   

-I'm wishing

-I'm wishing



  

                   

For the one I love



  

                   

-To find me

-To find me



  

                   

-Today

-Today



  

                   

-Oh!

-Hello.



  

                   

-Oh.

-Did I frighten you?



  

                   

Wait. Wait, please.



  

                   

Don't run away.



  

                   

Now that I've found you



  

                   

Hear what I have to say



  

                   

One song



  

                   

I have but one song



  

                   

One song only for you



  

                   

One heart tenderly beating



  

                   

Ever entreating



  

                   

One love



  

                   

That has possessed me



  

                   

One love



  

                   

Thrilling me through



  

                   

One song



  

                   

My heart keeps singing



  

                   

Of one love



  

                   

Only for you



  

                   

Take her far into the forest.



  

                   

Find some secluded glade

where she can pick wildflowers.



  

                   

Yes, Your Majesty.



  

                   

And there,

my faithful Huntsman,



  

                   

you will kill her!



  

                   

But, Your Majesty,

the little Princess!



  

                   

Silence!



  

                   

You know the penalty

if you fail.



  

                   

Yes, Your Majesty.



  

                   

But to make doubly sure...



  

                   

you do not fail,



  

                   

bring back her heart...



  

                   

in this.



  

                   

One song

I have but one song



  

                   

Hello there.

What's the matter?



  

                   

Where's your mama and papa?



  

                   

Why, I believe you're lost.



  

                   

Oh, please, don't cry.



  

                   

Come on. Perk up.



  

                   

Won't you smile for me?

That's better.



  

                   

Your mama and papa can't be far.



  

                   

There they are.



  

                   

Can you fly?



  

                   

I can't! I can't do it!



  

                   

Forgive me. I beg

of Your Highness, forgive me.



  

                   

-I don't understand.

-She's mad! Jealous of you!

She'll stop at nothin'!



  

                   

-But-- But who?

-The Queen!



  

                   

-The Queen?

-Now, quick, child, run!

Run away, hide!



  

                   

In the woods! Anywhere!

Never come back!



  

                   

Now, go! Go!



  

                   

Go! Run! Run! Hide!



  

                   

Oh!



  

                   

Please, don't run away.

I won't hurt you.



  

                   

I'm awfully sorry.

I didn't mean to frighten you.



  

                   

But you don't know

what I've been through.



  

                   

And all because

I was afraid.



  

                   

I'm so ashamed of the fuss I've made.



  

                   

What do you do

when things go wrong?



  

                   

Oh!

You sing a song!



  

                   

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh



  

                   

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh



   

                   

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh



   

                   

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh



   

                   

With a smile and a song



   

                   

Life is just like

a bright, sunny day



   

                   

Your cares fade away



   

                   

And your heart is young



   

                   

With a smile and a song



   

                   

All the world

seems to waken anew



   

                   

Rejoicing with you

as the song is sung



   

                   

There's no use in grumbling



   

                   

When raindrops come tumbling



   

                   

Remember you're the one



   

                   

Who can fill the world

with sunshine



   

                   

When you smile and you sing



   

                   

Everything is in tune

and it's spring



   

                   

And life flows along



   

                   

With a smile and a song



   

                   

I really feel quite happy now.

I'm sure I'll get along somehow.



   

                   

Everything's going

to be all right.



   

                   

But I do need

a place to sleep at night.



   

                   

I can't sleep

in the ground like you.



   

                   

Or in a tree,

the way you do.



   

                   

And I'm sure no nest could

possibly be big enough for me.



   

                   

Maybe you know

where I can stay.



   

                   

In the woods somewhere?



   

                   

You do?



   

                   

Will you take me there?



   

                   

Oh, it's adorable.



   

                   

Just like a doll's house.



   

                   

I like it here.



   

                   

It's dark inside.



   

                   

Guess there's no one home.



   

                   

Hello?

May I come in?



   

                   

Shh.



   

                   

Oh!



   

                   

What a cute little chair.



   

                   

Why, there's seven little chairs.

Must be seven little children.



   

                   

And from the look of this table,

seven untidy little children.



   

                   

A pickax.

A stocking too.



   

                   

And a shoe.



   

                   

And just look at that fireplace.

It's covered with dust.



   

                   

And look, cobwebs everywhere.



   

                   

My, my, my!



   

                   

What a pile of dirty dishes.



   

                   

And just look at that broom.



   

                   

Tsk, tsk, tsk!

Tsk, tsk, tsk!



   

                   

Why, they've never

swept this room.



   

                   

You'd think their mother would--



   

                   

Maybe they have no mother.



   

                   

Then, they're orphans.



   

                   

That's too bad.



   

                   

I know. We'll clean the house

and surprise them.



   

                   

Then, maybe they'll let me stay.



   

                   

Now, you wash the dishes.



   

                   

You tidy up the room.



   

                   

You clean the fireplace.

And I'll use the broom.



   

                   

Just whistle

while you work



   

                   

And cheerfully together

we can tidy up the place



   

                   

So hum a merry tune



   

                   

It won't take long

when there's a song

to help you set the pace



   

                   

And as you sweep the room



   

                   

Imagine that the broom

is someone that you love



   

                   

And soon you'll find

you're dancing to the tune



   

                   

Oh, no, no, no, no!

Put them in the tub.



   

                   

When hearts are high

the time will fly



   

                   

So whistle

while you work



   

                   

Uh, uh, uh, uh.

Not under the rug.



   

                   

So whistle

while you work



   

                   

We dig, dig, dig, dig

dig, dig, dig



   

                   

In our mine

the whole day through



   

                   

To dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig

is what we like to do



   

                   

It ain't no trick

to get rich quick



   

                   

If ya dig, dig, dig

with a shovel or a pick



   

                   

-In a mine

-In a mine



   

                   

-In a mine

-In a mine



   

                   

-Where a million diamonds

-Shine



   

                   

We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig



   

                   

From early morn 'til night



   

                   

We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig

Dig up everything in sight



   

                   

We dig diamonds

by the score



   

                   

A thousand rubies

Sometimes more



   

                   

Though we don't know what

we dig 'em for



   

                   

We dig, dig, dig-a-dig, dig



   

                   

Heigh-ho



   

                   

Heigh-ho



   

                   

Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho



   

                   

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

It's home from work we go



   

                   

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho



   

                   

Heigh-ho

It's home from work we go



   

                   

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho



   

                   

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho



   

                   

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

Heigh-ho-hum



   

                   

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

It's home from work we go



   

                   

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho



   

                   

Heigh-ho

It's home from work we go



   

                   

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho



   

                   

Heigh-ho

It's home from work we go



   

                   

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho



   

                   

Let's see what's upstairs.



   

                   

Oh, what adorable little beds.



   

                   

And look, they have

their names carved on them.



   

                   

Doc, Happy,



   

                   

Sneezy, Dopey--



   

                   

What funny names for children.



   

                   

Grumpy, Bashful and Sleepy.



   

                   

I'm a little sleepy myself.



   

                   

Oh, oh.



   

                   

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho



   

                   

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho



   

                   

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

It's home from work we go



   

                   

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho



   

                   

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho

It's home from work we go



   

                   

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho



   

                   

Heigh-ho

It's home from work we go



   

                   

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho



   

                   

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

It's home from work we go



   

                   

-Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh--

-Look!



   

                   

Our house! The lit's light--

Uh, the light's lit.



   

                   

Jiminy Crickets.



   

                   

-The door is open.

-The chimney's smokin'.



   

                   

-Something's in there.

-Maybe a ghost.

-Or a goblin.



   

                   

-A demon.

-Or a dragon.



   

                   

Mark my words,

there's trouble a-brewin'.



   

                   

Felt it coming' all day.

My corns hurt.



   

                   

-Gosh.

-That's a bad sign.



   

                   

-What'll we do?

-Let's sneak it up on it.



   

                   

Yes. Ahem,

we'll, uh, squeak up--



   

                   

Sneak up. Come on, hen--

Uh, men. Follow me.



   

                   

Psst.



   

                   

Shh!



   

                   

Shh!



   

                   

Careful, men.

Search every cook and nanny--



   

                   

Uh, hook and granny--

Uh, crooked fan--

Uh, search everywhere.



   

                   

Shh! Quiet.



   

                   

Look! The floor!

It's been swept!



   

                   

Hah! Chair's been dusted.



   

                   

Our window's been washed.



   

                   

Gosh, our cobwebs are missin'.



   

                   

Why, why, why--

Why, the whole place is clean!



   

                   

There's dirty work afoot.



   

                   

Sink's empty.



   

                   

Hey, someone stole our dishes!



   

                   

They ain't stole. They're hid in the cupboard.



   

                   

My cup's been washed.

Sugar's gone.



   

                   

Something's cookin'.

Smells good.



   

                   

Don't touch it, you fools!

Might be poison.



   

                   

See?

It's witch's brew.



   

                   

Look what's happened

to our stable--uh, table.



   

                   

Flowers!



   

                   

-Huh?

-Look, goldenrod.



   

                   

Don't do it.

Take them away. My nose!



   

                   

My hay fever!

You know I can't stand it.



   

                   

I can't--

I can't--I-- Oh!



   

                   

Ah-- Ahhh--



   

                   

Thanks.



   

                   

Ah-chooooo!



   

                   

Hey!



   

                   

Shh!



   

                   

Ya crazy fool!

Fine time ya picked to sneeze!



   

                   

I couldn't help it.

I can't tell.



   

                   

When you gotta, you gotta.

I--I-- I gotta.



   

                   

I-It's comin'.

Ah-- Ah--



   

                   

- Don't let him.

- Stop him.



   

                   

Oh, ah-- Ah-- Ah--



   

                   

-Don't let go.

-Hold him tight.



   

                   

-I'll tie it.

-Make a hard knot.



   

                   

There, that'll hold him.



   

                   

-Thanks!

-Shh!



   

                   

Quiet, you fool.

Want to get us all killed?



   

                   

-Wha-- What's that?

-That's it.



   

                   

Sounded close.

It's in this room right now.



   

                   

It's up there.

Yeah, in the bedroom.



   

                   

One of us has got to go down...

and chase it up.



   

                   

Uh, uh, uh, up, down.



   

                   

Here, take it.



   

                   

Don't be nervous.



   

                   

Don't be afraid.

We're right behind you.



   

                   

Yes, right behind ya.



   

                   

Here it comes!



   

                   

-It's after us!

-Don't let it out!

-Hold it shut!



   

                   

-Here it comes.

-Now's our chance.



   

                   

Hit it, now.



   

                   

-Give it to 'im.

-Don't let him get away!



   

                   

Take that, and that, and that!



   

                   

Hold on there,

i-it's only Dopey.



   

                   

-Did you see it?

-How big is it?



   

                   

-Was it a dragon?

-Has it got horns?



   

                   

-Was it breathing fire?

-Was it droolin'?



   

                   

What was it doin'?



   

                   

He's says it's...a monster...

asleep in our beds!



   

                   

-Let's attack.

-While it's sleeping.

-Yeah, while it's sleeping.



   

                   

-Hurry, men, it's now or never.

-Off with its head.



   

                   

-Break its bones.

-Chop it to pieces.



   

                   

We'll kill it dead.



   

                   

-Jiminy Crickets.

-Gosh!



   

                   

-Gee, what a monster.

-Covers three beds.



   

                   

-Let's kill it before it wakes up.

-Which end do we kill?



   

                   

-Shh!

-Shh!



   

                   

-Well, uh, uh--

-What is it?



   

                   

Why, i-it's a girl!



   

                   

She's mighty pretty.



   

                   

She's beautiful.

Just like a angel.



   

                   

Angel, hah!

She's a female!



   

                   

And all females is poison!

They're full of wicked wiles!



   

                   

What are "wicked wiles"?



   

                   

I don't know,

but I'm "agin" 'em.



   

                   

Shh! Not so loud.

You'll wake her up.



   

                   

Aw, let her wake up!

She don't belong here nohow!



   

                   

Look out. She's movin'.



   

                   

-She's wakin' up.

-What do we do?



   

                   

Hide!



   

                   

Oh, dear!



   

                   

I wonder if the children are--



   

                   

Oh!



   

                   

Why--Why, you're little men.



   

                   

How do you do?



   

                   

I said, "How do you do"?



   

                   

How do ya do what?



   

                   

Oh, you can talk.

I'm so glad.



   

                   

Now, don't tell me who you are.

Let me guess.



   

                   

I know, you're Doc.



   

                   

Why-- Why--

Why, yes! Yes! That's true.



   

                   

And you're--

You're Bashful.



   

                   

Oh, gosh!



   

                   

And, you? You're Sleepy.



   

                   

How'd you guess?



   

                   

-And you?

-Ah--



   

                   

Ah-- Ah-- Ah--



   

                   

You're Sneezy.



   

                   

Ah-choo!



   

                   

-Yes, and you must be--

-Happy, ma'am. That's me.



   

                   

And this is Dopey.

He don't talk none.



   

                   

-You mean he can't talk?

-He don't know. He never tried.



   

                   

Oh, that's too bad.



   

                   

Oh, you must be Grumpy.



   

                   

Oh, yeah.



   

                   

Hah!

We know who we are.



   

                   

Ask her who she is

and what she's a-doin' here!



   

                   

Hmph! Yes! What are you

and who are you doin'?



   

                   

Uh, uh, what are you--

Uh, who are you, my dear?



   

                   

Oh, how silly of me.

I'm Snow White.



   

                   

-Snow White? The Princess?

-Yes.



   

                   

Well, my dear Quincess--



   

                   

Uh, Princess. We're, uh--

We're honored. Yes, we're--



   

                   

-Mad as hornets!

-"Mad as hornets!"

No, no, we're not!



   

                   

We're bad as cornets--

No, no, as bad as--

What was I sayin'?



   

                   

Nothin'! Just standin' there

sputterin' like a doodlebug!



   

                   

Who's butterin' like

a spoodledug? Who's uh, uh--



   

                   

Aw, shut up!

And tell her to git out!



   

                   

Please, don't send me away.

If you do, she'll kill me.



   

                   

-Kill you?

-Who will?

-Yes, who?



   

                   

-My stepmother, the Queen.

-The Queen!



   

                   

-She's wicked.

-She's bad.



   

                   

-She's mighty mean.

-She's an old witch! I'm warnin' ya!



   

                   

If the Queen finds her here,

she'll swoop down...



   

                   

and wreak

her vengeance on us!



   

                   

But she doesn't

know where I am.



   

                   

She don't, huh?

She knows everything.



   

                   

She's full of black magic.



   

                   

She can even make

herself invisible. Pfft!



   

                   

Might be in this room right now.



   

                   

Oh, she'll never find me here.



   

                   

And if you let me stay,

I'll keep house for you.



   

                   

I'll wash, I'll cook...



   

                   

Can ya make dapple lumpkins--

Uh, lumple dapplins--



   

                   

Apple dumplings!



   

                   

Ah, yes!

Crapple dumpkins.



   

                   

Yes, and plum pudding

and gooseberry pie--



   

                   

Gooseberry pie?

Hurray! She stays!



   

                   

Ah! Soup!



   

                   

Hurray!



   

                   

Uh, uh, uh, just a minute.



   

                   

Supper's not quite ready.

You'll just have time to wash.



   

                   

Wash?



   

                   

Hah! Knew there's a catch to it!



   

                   

-Why wash?

-What for? We ain't goin' nowhere.



   

                   

'Tain't New Year.



   

                   

Oh, perhaps

you have washed.



   

                   

Perhaps we--



   

                   

But when?



   

                   

When? Uh, when?

Uh, you said, "When?"



   

                   

Why, last week-- uh, month--

year-- Why, recently.



   

                   

Yes, recently.



   

                   

Let me see your hands.



   

                   

Let me see your hands.



   

                   

Why, Doc, I'm surprised.



   

                   

Oh, Bashful, my, my, my!



   

                   

And you? Tsk, tsk, tsk!



   

                   

Worse than I thought.



   

                   

Oh!



   

                   

How shocking.



   

                   

Tsk, tsk, tsk!



   

                   

Goodness me, this will never do.



   

                   

March straight outside and wash,

or you'll not get a bite to eat.



   

                   

Hah!



   

                   

Well, aren't you going to wash?



   

                   

What's the matter?

Cat got your tongue?



   

                   

Oh, did you hurt yourself?



   

                   

Hmph!



   

                   

Hah, women!



   

                   

Courage, men, courage!



   

                   

Don't be nervous.



   

                   

Gosh, it's wet.



   

                   

It's cold too!



   

                   

We ain't gonna do it, are we?



   

                   

Well, i-it'll please the Princess.



   

                   

-I'll take a chance for her.

-Me too!



   

                   

Hah! Her wiles

are beginnin' to work.



   

                   

But I'm warnin' ya, you give 'em

an inch, and they'll walk all over ya!



   

                   

Don't listen to that old warthog.

Come on now, men.



   

                   

-How hard do ya scrub?

-Will our whiskers shrink?



   

                   

-Do ya get in the tub?

-Do ya have to wash where it doesn't show?



   

                   

Now, now, now, don't get excited.

Here we go.



   

                   

Step up to the tub

'Tain't no disgrace



   

                   

Just pull up your sleeves

and get 'em in place



   

                   

Then scoop up the water

and rub it on your face



   

                   

And go--



   

                   

Pick up the soap

Now, don't try to bluff



   

                   

Work up a lather

and when you got enough



   

                   

Get your hands full of water

and you snort and you snuff



   

                   

And go--



   

                   

You douse and you souse

Rub and ya scrub



   

                   

You sputter and splash

all over the tub



   

                   

You may be cold and wet

when you're done



   

                   

But ya gotta admit

it's good and clean fun



   

                   

So splash all ya like

'Tain't any trick



   

                   

As soon as you're through

you'll feel mighty slick



   

                   

Bunch of old nanny goats

Ya make me sick



   

                   

Going--



   

                   

Hah!

Next thing ya know...



   

                   

she'll be tyin' your beards up

in pink ribbons...



   

                   

and smellin' ya up with that

stuff called, uh, "perfoom."



   

                   

Hah!



   

                   

A fine bunch of water lilies

you turned out to be.



   

                   

I'd like to see anybody

make me wash, if I didn't wanna.



   

                   

Ahem.



   

                   

Get him!



   

                   

Hey! Let go of me!



   

                   

Get him over to the tub.

Get him over to the tub.



   

                   

Let me loose, you fools!

Let me loose!



   

                   

Get 'im up on the tub.

Get 'im up! Hang onto 'im!



   

                   

Get him up on the tub.

The tub, the tub!



   

                   

Don't get excited!

Don't get--



   

                   

Get the soap!



   

                   

Oh! Steady, men!



   

                   

We'll get him there.



   

                   

Now scrub good and hard

It can't be denied



   

                   

That he'll look mighty cute

as soon as he's dried



   

                   

Well, it's good for the soul

and it's good for the hide



   

                   

To go--



   

                   

-Ain't he sweet?

-Smells like a petunia.



   

                   

He sure is cute.



   

                   

You'll pay dearly for this!



   

                   

Supper!



   

                   

-Supper!

-Food! Hurray!



   

                   

Hah!



   

                   

Magic mirror on the wall,



   

                   

who now is

the fairest one of all?



   

                   

Over the seven jewelled hills,



   

                   

beyond the seventh fall,



   

                   

in the cottage

of the Seven Dwarfs,



   

                   

dwells Snow White,

fairest one of all.



   

                   

Snow White lies dead

in the forest.



   

                   

The Huntsman has brought me proof.



   

                   

Behold, her heart.



   

                   

Snow White still lives,



   

                   

the fairest in the land.



   

                   

'Tis the heart of a pig

you hold in your hand.



   

                   

The heart of a pig!



   

                   

Then I've been tricked!



   

                   

The heart of a pig!

The blundering fool!



   

                   

I'll go myself

to the dwarfs' cottage...



   

                   

in a disguise so complete

no one will ever suspect.



   

                   

Now, a formula to transform

my beauty into ugliness.



   

                   

Change my queenly raiment

to a peddler's cloak.



   

                   

"Mummy Dust" to make me old.



   

                   

To shroud my clothes, the black of night.



   

                   

To age my voice,

an old hag's cackle.



   

                   

To whiten my hair,

a scream of fright.



   

                   

A blast of wind...



   

                   

to fan my hate!



   

                   

A thunderbolt...



   

                   

to mix it well.



   

                   

Now...



   

                   

begin thy magic spell.



   

                   

Look! My hands!



   

                   

My voice!

My voice!



   

                   

A perfect disguise.



   

                   

And now, a special...



   

                   

sort of death for one so fair.



   

                   

What shall it be?



   

                   

Ah! A poisoned apple!



   

                   

"Sleeping Death."



   

                   

"One taste

of the Poisoned Apple...



   

                   

"and the victim's eyes

will close forever...



   

                   

in the Sleeping Death."



   

                   

Ahem!



   

                   

I'd like to dance and tap my feet

but they don't keep in rhythm



   

                   

You see, I washed 'em both today

and I can't do nothin' with 'em



   

                   

Ho-hum, the tune is dumb

The words don't mean a thing



   

                   

Isn't this a silly song

for anyone to sing



   

                   

Oh, g-gosh!



   

                   

I chased a polecat up a tree

Way out upon a limb



   

                   

And when he got the best of me

I got the worst of him



   

                   

Ho-hum, the tune is dumb

The words don't mean a thing



   

                   

Isn't this a silly song

for anyone to sing



   

                   

Ahhh



   

                   

Be careful.

Watch out.



   

                   

Be-- Be care--

Watch it! Watch it!



   

                   

Watch--

Watch-- Ah--



   

                   

Thanks.



   

                   

Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey!



   

                   

Ah-ch-- Ah-ch--

Ah-- Ah--



   

                   

Ah-ch--

Ah-ch-- Ah-ch--



   

                   

Ah-- Ah--

Ah-chooooo!



   

                   

That was fun.



   

                   

-Now, you do somethin'.

-Well, what shall I do?



   

                   

-Tell us a story.

-Yes! Tell us a story!



   

                   

-A true story.

-A love story.



   

                   

Well, once there was a princess.



   

                   

Was the princess you?



   

                   

-And she fell in love.

-Was it hard to do?



   

                   

Oh, it was very easy.

Anyone could see that the prince was charming.



   

                   

-The only one for me.

-Was he, uh, strong and handsome?



   

                   

Was he big and tall?



   

                   

There's nobody like him...

anywhere at all.



   

                   

-Did he say he loved ya?

-Did he steal a kiss?



   

                   

He was so romantic



   

                   

I could not resist



   

                   

Some day

my Prince will come



   

                   

Some day we'll meet again



   

                   

And away to his castle



   

                   

We'll go



   

                   

To be happy forever



   

                   

I know



   

                   

Hah! Mush.



   

                   

Some day when spring is here



   

                   

We'll find our love anew



   

                   

And the birds will sing



   

                   

And wedding bells will ring



   

                   

Some day when my dreams



   

                   

Come true



   

                   

Oh, my goodness,

it's past bedtime.



   

                   

Go right upstairs to bed.



   

                   

Wait! Hold on there, men.



   

                   

The, uh, Princess will

sleep in our beds upstairs.



   

                   

-But... where will you sleep?

- Oh, we'll be quite

comfortable down here..



   

                   

- in, uh, in, uh--

- In a pig's eye!



   

                   

"In a pig's eye--"

Sty-- No! No! I mean--



   

                   

We'll be comfortable,

won't we, men?



   

                   

Oh, yes, mighty comfortable.



   

                   

Now, don't you

worry about us.



   

                   

-We'll be all right.

-Go right up now,

uh, uh, my dear.



   

                   

Well, if you insist.



   

                   

Good night.



   

                   

Good night, Princess.



   

                   

You're sure

you'll be comfortable?



   

                   

Oh, yes,

very comfortable.



   

                   

Well, pleasant dreams.



   

                   

Pleasant dreams.



   

                   

-Let go!

-Now, men, don't get excited. Remember...



   

                   

share and share alike.



   

                   

Look out, it'll rip!



   

                   

Bless the seven little men...



   

                   

who have been so kind to me.



   

                   

And may my dreams come true.



   

                   

Amen.



   

                   

Oh, yes, and please make

Grumpy like me.



   

                   

Hah!

Women!



   

                   

A fine kettle of fish.



   

                   

Dip the apple in the brew.



   

                   

Let the sleeping death seep through.



   

                   

Look! On the skin!



   

                   

The symbol of what lies within.



   

                   

Now, turn red

to tempt Snow White.



   

                   

To make her hunger for a bite.



   

                   

Have a bite?



   

                   

It's not for you!



   

                   

It's for Snow White.



   

                   

When she breaks the tender peel

to taste the apple in my hand,



   

                   

her breath will still,

her blood congeal.



   

                   

Then I'll be the fairest in the land.



   

                   

But wait!



   

                   

There may be an antidote.



   

                   

Nothing must be overlooked.



   

                   

Ah! Here it is!



   

                   

"The Victim

of the Sleeping Death...



   

                   

can be revived only

by Love's First Kiss."



   

                   

"Love's First Kiss"!



   

                   

Bah! No fear of that.



   

                   

The dwarfs

will think she's dead.



   

                   

She'll be buried alive!



   

                   

Buried alive!



   

                   

Thirsty?

Have a drink!



   

                   

Now, don't forget, my dear.



   

                   

Th-The old Queen's a sly one.



   

                   

Full of witchcraft.

So beware of strangers.



   

                   

Don't worry.

I'll be all right.



   

                   

-See you tonight.

-Oh, oh, yes.



   

                   

Well, uh, come on, men.



   

                   

Be awful careful, 'cuse

if anything would happen to you,



   

                   

-I-- I--

-Good-bye.



   

                   

Oh, gosh!



   

                   

Hah! Disgustin'!



   

                   

And be sure to watch out--

To wa-- To wa--



   

                   

To wa--

Watch out!



   

                   

Thanks.

Ah-ch-- Ah-ch-ch--



   

                   

Ah-ch--

Ah-chooooo!



   

                   

Well... all right.



   

                   

But that's the last--



   

                   

Oh!

Go on. Run along.



   

                   

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

It's off to work we go



   

                   

Heigh-ho



   

                   

Good-bye. Good-bye!



   

                   

Now, I'm warnin' ya. Don't let

nobody or nothin' in the house.



   

                   

Why, Grumpy, you do care.



   

                   

Huh!



   

                   

Good-bye, Grumpy!



   

                   

The little men will be away...



   

                   

and she'll be alone...



   

                   

with a harmless

old peddler woman.



   

                   

A harmless old peddler woman.



   

                   

Some day my Prince will come



   

                   

Some day we'll meet again



   

                   

And away to his castle we'll go



   

                   

To be happy forever I know



   

                   

Some day when spring is here



   

                   

We'll find our love anew



   

                   

And the birds will sing



   

                   

And wedding bells will ring



   

                   

Some day when my dreams



   

                   

Come true



   

                   

All alone, my pet?



   

                   

Why-- Why, yes, I am, but--



   

                   

The... little men are not here?



   

                   

No, they're not, but--



   

                   

Mm-hmm.



   

                   

Makin' pies?



   

                   

Yes, gooseberry pie.



   

                   

It's apple pies that make

the menfolks' mouths water.



   

                   

Pies made from apples like these.



   

                   

-Oh, they do look delicious.

-Yes!



   

                   

But wait 'til you taste one, dearie.



   

                   

Like to try one?

Hmm?



   

                   

Go on.

Go on, have a bite.



   

                   

Ah! Ah!



   

                   

Stop it, stop it.

Go away, go away.



   

                   

Shame on you, frightening

a poor old lady.



   

                   

Oh, I thought I lost it.



   

                   

There, there.

I'm sorry.



   

                   

Oh! My heart!



   

                   

Oh, my--

My poor heart.



   

                   

Take me into the house

and let me rest.



   

                   

A drink of water, please.



   

                   

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

Heigh-ho



   

                   

Heigh-ho

It's off to work we go



   

                   

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho



   

                   

Hey, look!



   

                   

Stop that. Get away!

Get away! Go on, shoo!



   

                   

Go on, get outta here!



   

                   

What ails these crazy birds?



   

                   

Th-They've gone plumb daffy.



   

                   

Yeah, they've gone--

Ah-- Ah--



   

                   

Ah-chooooo!



   

                   

And because you've been

so good to poor old Granny.



   

                   

I'll share a secret with you.



   

                   

This is no ordinary apple.



   

                   

It's a magic wishing apple.



   

                   

-A wishing apple?

-Yes!



   

                   

One bite and all

your dreams will come true.



   

                   

-Really?

-Yes, girlie!



   

                   

Now, make a wish and take a bite.



   

                   

Go on, git! These pesky critters

won't stop!



   

                   

'Taint natural.

There's something wrong!



   

                   

They ain't actin' this way

for nothin'!



   

                   

Maybe the old Queen's

got Snow White.



   

                   

-The Queen!

-Snow White!



   

                   

The Queen will kill her!

We gotta save her!



   

                   

Yes, yes,

we-we gotta save her!



   

                   

-S-She'll kill her!

-What'll we do?

-Yes, w-what'll we do?



   

                   

Come on!

Giddap!



   

                   

Wait for me!

Wait--



   

                   

There must be something

your little heart desires.



   

                   

Perhaps there's someone you love.



   

                   

Well, there is someone.



   

                   

I thought so.

I thought so.



   

                   

Old Granny knows

a young girl's heart.



   

                   

Now, take the apple, dearie,

and make a wish.



   

                   

I wish--

I wish--



   

                   

That's it.

Go on. Go on.



   

                   

..and that he will

carry me away to his castle...



   

                   

where we will live

happily ever after.



   

                   

Fine! Fine!

Now, take a bite.



   

                   

Don't let the wish grow cold!



   

                   

Oh! I feel strange.



   

                   

-Her breath will still.

-Oh.



   

                   

-Her blood congeal.

-Oh.



   

                   

Now I'll be fairest in the land!



   

                   

Hurry, hurry!



   

                   

There she goes!



   

                   

After her!



   

                   

I'm trapped.

What will I do?



   

                   

The meddling little fools!



   

                   

I'll fix ya!

I'll crush your bones!



   

                   

Look out!



   

                   

-One song

-One song



   

                   

-One song only for you

-One song only for you



   

                   

One heart tenderly beating



   

                   

-Ever entreating

-Ever entreating



   

                   

Constant and true



   

                   

So true



   

                   

-One love

-One love



   

                   

That has possessed me



   

                   

-One love

-One love



   

                   

-Thrilling me through

-So true



   

                   

-One song

-One song



   

                   

-My heart keeps singing

-Keeps singing



   

                   

-Of one love

-One love



   

                   

Only for you



   

                   

And away to his castle



   

                   

You'll go



   

                   

To be happy forever



   

                   

We know



   

                   

Good-bye.



   

                   

Good-bye, Grumpy.



   

                   

Good-bye.



   

                   

Oh, Dopey.



   

                   

Good-bye!



   

                   

Some day when spring is here



   

                   

We'll find our love anew



   

                   

And the birds will sing



   

                   

And wedding bells will ring



   

                   

Some day when my dreams



   

                   

Come true









 
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