Space Truckers Script - Dialogue Transcript

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Space Truckers Script


  

  

 

                   

Move, I want to see a weapon here



 

                   

And a weapon there



 

                   

Sergeant, split your squad



 

                   

Set your weapons for close range



 

                   

Laser sight interlock engaged



 

                   

You ready to seal the room?



 

                   

System's armed, sir

ready on your order



 

                   

Prepare to seal the room

on my count



 

                   

         



  

                   

Attention, all personnel



  

                   

The room is sealed



  

                   

I repeat: The room is sealed



  

                   

Control two to the commander



  

                   

I'm sure an intrusion is beyond

parameter three



  

                   

Moving to check it out



  

                   

Sector parameter three, scanning



  

                   

Sector... I see it



  

                   

Open the fire now



  

                   

Nabel, this thing's been spotted

in target already



  

                   

Frankly, I was expecting more



  

                   

The company's expecting much more



  

                   

Mr. Saggs, you'll just be patient



  

                   

Must have missed



  

                   

Holly molly, I'm taking shots here



  

                   

Let me out...



  

                   

AAV   do you copy?



  

                   

We've just lost contact

with command post three



  

                   

Outside the second parameter



  

                   

This is commander



  

                   

We've lost contact with post three



  

                   

Can you drop them some

temporary communications gear?



  

                   

Screw that command



  

                   

You didn't lose contact

you lost them. Over



  

                   

Put rockets in that area,

hear me? Over



  

                   

Check your goddamn screens



  

                   

Where is he? Nabel



  

                   

He's on his way



  

                   

Move your armored personnel...



  

                   

East sector to the west

keep them moving



  

                   

Lost two sensors



  

                   

What the hell is that?



  

                   

Air   what the hell's

going on out there?



  

                   

What are those explosions?



  

                   

How many

are these things out there?



  

                   

We need to attack



  

                   

One. Repeat. One



  

                   

We took a hit...



  

                   

It passed



  

                   

We are meat...



  

                   

Jesus



  

                   

Alright, everybody, stay cool



  

                   

Holly shit, it's right outside



  

                   

Stay cool...



  

                   

Do it! Everybody, fire!



  

                   

Hold your position...



  

                   

Damn



  

                   

This exercise has concluded



  

                   

Security stand down



  

                   

How many people know about this?



  

                   

I'm the only one with the

complete picture, Mr. Sags



  

                   

I split development between

divisions and different planets



  

                   

That's why it cost so much



  

                   

Yeah, it was expensive



  

                   

Nabel, with enough of these



  

                   

we can take over the world



  

                   

Which world?



  

                   

Earth, Nabel



  

                   

The government has been hanging

by the thread for years



  

                   

With a hundred of these...



  

                   

How many have we got?



  

                   

    



  

                   

You astonish me!



  

                   

A particle weapon



  

                   

Nobody within five years will

have anything remotely like it



  

                   

This thing turns them on and off



  

                   

You want to activate them

You just click here...



  

                   

And tell them your objectives



  

                   

Here



  

                   

I've assigned your voice as the

primary command of authority



  

                   

Nabel, you are a genius



  

                   

I'm proud of you



  

                   

The company

will be very proud of you



  

                   

If circumstances only permitted



  

                   

I'll greenlight one great

hellacious bonus for you



  

                   

And a promotion right on the spot



  

                   

But with our objectives on Earth



  

                   

You can see how that precludes it



  

                   

I see



  

                   

I know you would



  

                   

After all, you are a genius



  

                   

Of course

this all has to be deniable



  

                   

From which you can unfortunately

infer that you too...



  

                   

Have to be deniable



  

                   

Destroy Dr. Nabel



  

                   

No



  

                   

No



  

                   

Here approaches heavy freight

PKF    



  

                   

Requesting clearance

in the Inter Pork dock



  

                   

PKF, reduce speed to     



   

                   

And contact the controller

on the designated frequency



   

                   

This is John Canyon



   

                   

Inbound from Mars City



   

                   

Call Inter Pork



   

                   

I've got     trailers



   

                   

Of Martian genetically

square jacked up hogs



   

                   

Which I naturally want to dump

as soon as possible



   

                   

You got the dock open?



   

                   

Canyon, this Keller of Inter Pork

packers dispatch



   

                   

You are two day past due



   

                   

You got my regrets, pal



   

                   

Do you want those hogs or not

Mr. Keller?



   

                   

You get them into C Dock, Canyon



   

                   

Park your load and park your mouth



   

                   

Bitching Betty

I'm checking on the cargo



   

                   

As you wish, driver



   

                   

Magnetic floor activated



   

                   

How are you all doing?



   

                   

You like that don't you?



   

                   

Everybody happy?



   

                   

So where's my beer

and when do I get paid?



   

                   

You can unhook your rig, Canyon



   

                   

Stop by the office in half an hour



   

                   

I'll give you a check



   

                   

I'll unhook when I got my money

no offense



   

                   

You know that's not company policy



   

                   

I know that



   

                   

That's why it's my policy

not to unhook until I'm paid



   

                   

You are late, plenty late



   

                   

Didn't I apologize?



   

                   

I got the hogs here in good shape



   

                   

I did it as quick as I could



   

                   

You knew my rig was slow

and you hired me for the job



   

                   

I've taken that into consideration



   

                   

That's why I'm willing

to offer you      credits



   

                   

No, no... you owe me     



   

                   

You don't seem to get it



   

                   

I've only offered you     

out of impulsive generosity



   

                   

I think it's time for you to leave



   

                   

You are upsetting my pigs



   

                   

Alright, Jackie



   

                   

Go get him, Jackie



   

                   

My pleasure



   

                   

No... Jackie



   

                   

That's not the way

to throw a punch in zero gravity



   

                   

See, this is

the recommended technique



   

                   

Shit



   

                   

What the hell do you think

you are doing?



   

                   

You are gonna pressurize the air

and kill us all



   

                   

Canyon,

these hogs are company property



   

                   

They belong to me until you pay me



   

                   

Now get the hell off my rig



   

                   

I'm gonna get a court order

you hear me?



   

                   

You'll forfeit your right

of any payment



   

                   

Yeah...



   

                   

Do you hear me?



   

                   

Cindy



   

                   

Hi, John



   

                   

Got only four weeks this time?



   

                   

Yeah, I got lucky



   

                   

I picked up a load of

square pigs on Mars



   

                   

Who is this?



   

                   

The name is Mike Pucci



   

                   

Let's not get ahead of ourselves



   

                   

You are a space trucker, kid?



   

                   

Not yet



   

                   

He's taking a solo today



   

                   

Yeah?



   

                   

Give me a hamburger well done

and a French fries



   

                   

What kind of rig you're driving?



   

                   

Pachyderm     



   

                   

Pachyderm? Wow



   

                   

So you've been driving

for a while I guess



   

                   

It's hard to beat

that old lion kid



   

                   

Student Mike Pucci

report to area T



   

                   

That's me



   

                   

Wish me luck, Cindy



   

                   

Good luck, Mike



   

                   

See you



   

                   

Who's the kid? To you I mean



   

                   

The customer, like you



   

                   

I didn't always

use to be just a customer



   

                   

Sorry, new rules



   

                   

They're recycling

all leftovers ok?



   

                   

Screw all that cheap bullshit



   

                   

I don't like it better than you do



   

                   

But I can't afford to get fired



   

                   

especially now



   

                   

What's going on?



   

                   

Well, you know

my mother's on Earth right?



   

                   

Maybe you mentioned it, yeah



   

                   

She's gotta have an operation

and it's really serious



   

                   

And I promised that

I'll be there with her



   

                   

That's right, I'm sorry



   

                   

So when are you leaving?



   

                   

Leaving? You know what it takes



   

                   

I'll have to pull double shifts

here for over a year



   

                   

To get on my way out of here



   

                   

Let me ask around

see what I can come up with



   

                   

You are a good man, John



   

                   

But you are not a company man



   

                   

They only give Earth errands

to company people



   

                   

And none of them has the balls

to risk taking me



   

                   

I would give anything



   

                   

You know what I want



   

                   

Yeah



   

                   

How many times I proposed to you?



   

                   

Three?



   

                   

I think you left out a few



   

                   

Last couple of times

you were pretty loaded



   

                   

Tell you what,

you agree to marry me



   

                   

I'll get you to Earth



   

                   

Cindy



   

                   

Yeah right



   

                   

It's a deal then?



   

                   

John, you get me to Earth



   

                   

And if you still want to marry me

when we get there



   

                   

I'll do it



   

                   

Alright, alright



   

                   

I'm gonna get back to work



   

                   

Right



   

                   

Sonic pig



   

                   

Cool, man



   

                   

Yeah



   

                   

Get the toll truck ready



   

                   

I'll unhook the load

and meet you there



   

                   

Ok



   

                   

Hey, John



   

                   

Still working independent, John?



   

                   

Still own my own rig

pick my own loads



   

                   

And don't sell ads space

on my tits



   

                   

if that's what you're

talking about



   

                   

You're back for Kev's funeral?



   

                   

I didn't hear it



   

                   

In his load

he got into the scum cluster



   

                   

Not much of it came out



   

                   

Hijackers killed him huh?



   

                   

And then some



   

                   

Who do you think got him?



   

                   

There's this Captain Macanudo



   

                   

That guy's a damn depraved animal



   

                   

Captured Kev's load



   

                   

All they sent back was his dick



   

                   

Using a tennis ball for the coffin



   

                   

Cremation would've had more

dignity if you ask me



   

                   

Anyways, John, we're planning on

having a wake after the service



   

                   

John



   

                   

You held Inter Pork hogs?



   

                   

Yeah, they are my hogs

until I get paid for them



   

                   

Jesus, look at that



   

                   

Some piece of garbage

wrapped in human skin



   

                   

Is trying to jack my load



   

                   

Yeah?



   

                   

You want to see me, Mr. Keller?



   

                   

Yeah, I understand you just

graduated from space truck school



   

                   

Yeah



   

                   

I need someone to

push a shipment of square hogs



   

                   

To Little Chicago on Titan



   

                   

Square pigs?



   

                   

Isn't that John Canyon's load?



   

                   

It's Inter Pork load



   

                   

I fired Canyon yesterday



   

                   

You got a feeling about that

one way or the other?



   

                   

No



   

                   

No, I barely know the guy



   

                   

Good



   

                   

Cause it's about      out of the

freight push so you want that job



   

                   

Yeah, I'm the best



   

                   

Your potential is frightening



   

                   

You want the job?



   

                   

I'll take it



   

                   

Pick up your pink probationary

coveralls from ammos and supply



   

                   

See you keep them clean



   

                   

Pink, huh?



   

                   

They are pink



   

                   

Mike, congratulations



   

                   

Thanks



   

                   

John, Mike got himself a new job



   

                   

Normally we'd have some kind

of blowout... for that



   

                   

But I see from your pajamas

whom you're working for



   

                   

Which is nothing to celebrate



   

                   

John, not everyone

can be independent



   

                   

Not everyone

can drive their own rig babe



   

                   

John, I'm sorry

about your losing your job



   

                   

It's my only shot



   

                   

I'm out of money.

I'm out of credit



   

                   

Somebody's gotta

get these pigs to Titan



   

                   

You took a fearless

world of inventory, kid



   

                   

And then you took my job?



   

                   

If you can live with that, great



   

                   

But I don't have to



   

                   

Now you hump yourself down

to the other end of the ball



   

                   

Look, I treat you with respect



   

                   

I'm asking you to do the same here



   

                   

Keller's here



   

                   

Look, kid



   

                   

Your boss brought the circus

with him



   

                   

We've come to pay our respect



   

                   

The circus



   

                   

A pair of trained turds

are right here



   

                   

He's just blowing steam,

Mr. Keller



   

                   

The Kev thing got people upset



   

                   

Slam your teeth, Delia



   

                   

I want you off this hub, Canyon



   

                   

I like to oblige you



   

                   

If you'd paid me

I'd be gone by now



   

                   

We've fueled your rig



   

                   

Now move your ass down there

and off this station



   

                   

I don't work for you



   

                   

Ok



   

                   

Somebody said something?



   

                   

You don't mess with me, Canyon



   

                   

And you never ever

mess with the company



   

                   

Now hold on, Mr. Keller



   

                   

The man's with his rights here



   

                   

Step off, kid



   

                   

The kid's a real space lawyer



   

                   

Get away from me, Canyon



   

                   

Jackie, do something



   

                   

Jackie, do something



   

                   

My god, somebody help me



   

                   

Somebody, please



   

                   

Jack, come on



   

                   

Grab him



   

                   

No, Cindy, get out of here



   

                   

Cindy, get out



   

                   

Give me your hand



   

                   

Come on



   

                   

Let's get out of here



   

                   

It's the wrong door



   

                   

Get in now



   

                   

John, it's the wrong door



   

                   

Get out. What are you doing?



   

                   

John, close it



   

                   

It's occupied



   

                   

Nice lady



   

                   

Come on in the cubicle,

both of you



   

                   

Alright, check the stall



   

                   

Get out, what are you doing?



   

                   

It's occupied



   

                   

This wouldn't be a social call

would it?



   

                   

It's always a pleasure to see you

Mr. Zesty



   

                   

I need to get off the hub



   

                   

I need a load



   

                   

It's problematic, John



   

                   

Problematic



   

                   

There are people who'd like to see

you put down like a diseased dog



   

                   

Tons of people



   

                   

How about I recite all the times

that I helped you out?



   

                   

This and that... Here and there



   

                   

And I should be the man to decide?



   

                   

Yeah



   

                   

I shall open my heart at once



   

                   

I do have something



   

                   

Something unpleasant I fear



   

                   

We'll take it



   

                   

I'm his partner



   

                   

Says who?



   

                   

What? You're saying I'm not?



   

                   

I lost one job because of you

you owe me



   

                   

If I stay here, they are gonna

mount my ass on the board



   

                   

You're a passenger, not a partner



   

                   

So what've you got, Mr. Zesty?



   

                   

It's a rush shipment to Earth



   

                   

Two-day schedule



   

                   

Containers to the lab

in high orbit on arrival



   

                   

He said Earth



   

                   

We'll do it



   

                   

What's the cargo?



   

                   

The manifest states...

Polymer sexual substitutes



   

                   

Sex dolls?



   

                   

They're providing   times

of the going rate



   

                   

Providing all the people forged

of course



   

                   

Undetectable



   

                   

I said... done



   

                   

I hesitate to caution

a man of your experience



   

                   

But the consigners of this cargo

were most emphatic



   

                   

That the delivery schedule

being adhered to



   

                   

And...



   

                   

Don't temper with those containers



   

                   

Is this gonna take long?



   

                   

The troopers are all

over the place



   

                   

No, I'm almost done



   

                   

You see her coming?



   

                   

No, you think the law grabbed her?



   

                   

No, she'll make it



   

                   

I like her



   

                   

She's friendly



   

                   

Yeah, she's got a kindly nature



   

                   

You mind if I ask you

what the deal's with Cindy?



   

                   

I don't get you



   

                   

I think she likes me



   

                   

I like to pursue her further



   

                   

I'd like to know

if you're involved



   

                   

If I get your drift

and I do get your drift



   

                   

I must tell you that, Mike



   

                   

A gentleman doesn't answer

a question like that



   

                   

That's a no?



   

                   

Sorry, I'm late



   

                   

I had to give them

   seconds notice



   

                   

Here help me out



   

                   

It's all right



   

                   

Geez, my underwear



   

                   

I haven't seen this before



   

                   

It's a friend of yours?



   

                   

Actually it's my mother Carol



   

                   

It's taken before I was born



   

                   

I can see where

you got your good looks from



   

                   

Thanks



   

                   

Wouldn't mind meeting her

back then



   

                   

Yeah?



   

                   

Yeah



   

                   

Here we go



   

                   

There



   

                   

I've never seen trailers

like these before



   

                   

They look kind of...



   

                   

Creepy



   

                   

They look like

they've come a long way already



   

                   

What do you think is in them,

John?



   

                   

I don't



   

                   

Something really creepy



   

                   

At maximum velocity



   

                   

We'll still be   hours on the

wrong side of the delivery time



   

                   

They can stand the ship being late



   

                   

John, you wanna fill me in

on your plans



   

                   

I don't ask yours



   

                   

We're all in this

together alright?



   

                   

I think you owe me and Cindy

the courtesy of an answer



   

                   

Our system's functional

Pressure within acceptable range



   

                   

Electronic systems to the full



   

                   

John, the minute

we pull outta here



   

                   

The transport troops are gonna be

all over us, you get that?



   

                   

Now you just got to learn to

live with your fear



   

                   

If it gets too bad, breathe into

a paper bag or something



   

                   

Shut up



   

                   

Crawl in the cell



   

                   

You'd better power down, Canyon



   

                   

I'm sorry, boys



   

                   

I've got a priority load of

perishable goods here



   

                   

It's not a request



   

                   

We've got questions about Keller



   

                   

Last time I saw him



   

                   

He's being sucked ass first

into the outer darkness



   

                   

John, I think these guys

are getting serious



   

                   

We'd better stop



   

                   

Yeah



   

                   

Not while I still

have the options open



   

                   

All units converge



   

                   

Abandon pursuit



   

                   

Repeat, do not pursue



   

                   

We can get them, damn it



   

                   

The orders are to abandon pursuit



   

                   

I love taking orders



   

                   

Looks like we lost them



   

                   

More like they stopped chasing us



   

                   

That was some of the best driving

I've ever seen



   

                   

Thank you



   

                   

Just put the paddle to the metal



   

                   

And pray for what's in your fate



   

                   

Breakfast is ready



   

                   

You guys up there, food's ready



   

                   

Mike, Cindy, come on



   

                   

Are we on time?



   

                   

We'll make it



   

                   

We left Spensinan



   

                   

About six hours ago



   

                   

What's this?



   

                   

Saliva activated

cappuccino and eggs



   

                   

Don't you like it?



   

                   

What the hell is that?



   

                   

Some kind of floating junkyard?



   

                   

Welcome to the scum cluster



   

                   

What the hell happened to them?



   

                   

Asteroids killed them



   

                   

Asteroids? Where are they?



   

                   

Where are they?



   

                   

Yeah, where are they?



   

                   

Warning, density    asteroid field



   

                   

Freight driver



   

                   

You're approaching too fast

for evasive maneuvers



   

                   

Don't make me tune you off, Betty



   

                   

John, this shows a big cluster

coming straight ahead



   

                   

I don't see anything



   

                   

It's got to be malfunction, right?



   

                   

It's the black rock



   

                   

Drive yourselves in



   

                   

I think we are clear



   

                   

I've never been so afraid

in my life



   

                   

Look out



   

                   

Ok, Cindy?



   

                   

Yeah



   

                   

Mike?



   

                   

Yeah



   

                   

I'm going for some light



   

                   

How bad do you think it is?



   

                   

It felt bad



   

                   

Sure did



   

                   

Betty, confirm what

I'm seeing here



   

                   

Freight driver main and

secondary engines are down



   

                   

Decompression inconsistency in a

component in direction control



   

                   

Thanks, Betty



   

                   

The internal pool system

has also shut down



   

                   

You are welcome, freight driver



   

                   

No chance of a fix?



   

                   

Sure



   

                   

After five-hour cool-down



   

                   

We'll roast in here before then



   

                   

It's getting hot in here



   

                   

I think we've got two hours

before we burn up



   

                   

Escape pod's no good



   

                   

Too far away from

the nearest colony to make it



   

                   

Anyway, it only holds two



   

                   

What's that mean? We're gonna die?



   

                   

There's always a chance



   

                   

Our emergency beacons will

draw somebody before that happens



   

                   

Somebody?

What do you mean somebody?



   

                   

John



   

                   

Sure, there's always a chance,

baby



   

                   

Always a chance



   

                   

We've got a little juice left

in the parking rocket



   

                   

If we can cut the load loose



   

                   

We should be able to put ourselves

in the shadow of one asteroid



   

                   

Yeah, that'd give us enough time

to fix the main engine



   

                   

Let's go



   

                   

It's a one-man job



   

                   

Be careful



   

                   

You were born on Earth, Cindy?



   

                   

Yeah, New York City



   

                   

That's technically a part of Earth



   

                   

Earth, I've always

dreamt about going to Earth



   

                   

It's great



   

                   

You know... birds, trees



   

                   

Those things living in the rivers?



   

                   

Yeah, fish



   

                   

My mother used to take me

to see them a couple of times



   

                   

Earth is an amazing place



   

                   

It's so hot



   

                   

Yeah



   

                   

Do you mind?



   

                   

No



   

                   

I'll do the same



   

                   

I feel so much better



   

                   

John, how are you doing

out there buddy?



   

                   

Some kind of automatic

seal deal here



   

                   

I'm gonna try cracking it off



   

                   

Alright, you do that

Let me know if I can help you out



   

                   

Mike, we've gotta stop



   

                   

Wait... wait



   

                   

Stop, this happens all the time



   

                   

Ok, realize one thing



   

                   

I'm engaged



   

                   

What?



   

                   

It started out as a joke

John asked me to marry him



   

                   

And I said sure

if you take me to Earth



   

                   

It's total bullshit



   

                   

A promise is a promise

John's a good man



   

                   

I don't have to justify myself

to you or to anybody...



   

                   

Ok, stop,



   

                   

sorry



   

                   

This is not gonna work



   

                   

It's awfully warm in here



   

                   

Toughly hot in here isn't it?



   

                   

So let's take your clothes off

be more comfortable



   

                   

Right?



   

                   

Yeah



   

                   

Would that have been your idea?



   

                   

It was my idea, so what?



   

                   

I think it's a pretty cheesy way

to look at my fiance's tits



   

                   

Knock it off, John



   

                   

That's not what's

going on here at all



   

                   

I got to hand it to you, Mike

king of the smooth dogs



   

                   

"Oh, it's hot in here

your husband is outside..."



   

                   

We're not married alright?



   

                   

How about a guy who forces a girl



   

                   

to marry him in exchange

of a lift?



   

                   

I'd like to know what you think



   

                   

Hey, stop it...



   

                   

Stop fighting over a girl



   

                   

Who's gonna be two scoops of ash

in about two hours



   

                   

We're gonna die here, ok?



   

                   

Why don't try for a little dignity

for a change?



   

                   

I can't unhook the load



   

                   

There's some kind of auto-defense

mechanism on the containers



   

                   

Whatever's in them

ain't no sex dolls



   

                   

A plastic date wouldn't

need that kind of protection



   

                   

Yeah, tell me about it



   

                   

So what are we gonna do now?



   

                   

Why don't we divert the cooling



   

                   

From the refrigerator

through the inside plumbing?



   

                   

It's a great idea



   

                   

It'd give us something to do

anyway



   

                   

Pachyderm      rig...

It don't have a refrigerator



   

                   

Why the hell not?



   

                   

Because it's an option



   

                   

I don't buy options



   

                   

Like it's either the suede seats



   

                   

Or half tinted portative

silent suck toilets



   

                   

I don't buy options



   

                   

Ok, ok



   

                   

But I did bring this



   

                   

Suck a Zux



   

                   

At least we've got some notice



   

                   

It's the time to

prepare ourselves for the end



   

                   

However you do that



   

                   

Attention, freight driver



   

                   

We've been approached by

an oligarch class passenger liner



   

                   

Passenger liner,

we are being saved



   

                   

There's likely to be some

conditions attached to that



   

                   

Liner identified

former vessel A  N   



   

                   

Vanished         



   

                   

It didn't vanish. It was jacked



   

                   

These guys are jackers, man



   

                   

If it's who I think it is



   

                   

Boy, you're lucky you're not

wearing those company pajamas



   

                   

Come on, let's go



   

                   

Get that hatch open, come on



   

                   

John, how many guns you've got?



   

                   

I'm not even sure

if this one works



   

                   

They are here, man



   

                   

If you're not gonna use it

give it to me. I'll use it



   

                   

You're gonna make one of them

desperate lie-and-stands?



   

                   

Say we know these scums

may have in mind for us



   

                   

What do you think

they're gonna do to her?



   

                   

Mike, there's not a lot we can do



   

                   

We just hope our cooperative

attitudes are at our disposition



   

                   

What do you have in mind, Mike?



   

                   

We'll hold them off

as long as we can, then...



   

                   

What?



   

                   

I'll save two shots for both of us



   

                   

Great, yeah



   

                   

Can you put that thing away

someplace safe ok?



   

                   

We're not gonna let them take us

Give me the gun



   

                   

Mike, I've got to go to Earth



   

                   

If I got to wait and do nasty crap

I'm still going



   

                   

Everybody, come on, move



   

                   

We don't work for the company

remember that



   

                   

We are friendly, friendly



   

                   

Drop it



   

                   

We don't work for the company



   

                   

Over to the control panel

move it, now



   

                   

We're going...



   

                   

You're all prisoners of the

Regalia if anyone's curious



   

                   

If you try to escape

you'll be killed



   

                   

If you resist, you'll be killed



   

                   

If you fail to obey orders

you'll be killed



   

                   

What the hell



   

                   

We'll probably kill you anyway



   

                   

Alright, get them out of here



   

                   

Come on. Move it. Get out



   

                   

Get your hands off me



   

                   

Move them out...



   

                   

Come on



   

                   

We don't work for the company



   

                   

Move it



   

                   

Sorry



   

                   

Come on



   

                   

Ok, stay with me



   

                   

Look at that



   

                   

Salvage specialist



   

                   

Shut up. What do you hold?



   

                   

We don't know



   

                   

I'm telling you we don't know

never cared



   

                   

It's a mistake to give up caring



   

                   

That's too much

Macanudo wouldn't like it



   

                   

You leave the captain to me



   

                   

My pleasure



   

                   

Cutt, man



   

                   

The manifest says what

they're carrying is sex dolls



   

                   

Sex dolls?



   

                   

What do you think

they are really carrying?



   

                   

Gotta be something hot.

Drugs maybe



   

                   

You like drugs or guns best, Lou?



   

                   

Drugs man



   

                   

I like guns better



   

                   

Scummy



   

                   

Yeah



   

                   

Hook them up



   

                   

This way



   

                   

Where's Captain's equipment?



   

                   

Over here



   

                   

Manifest says they carry sex dolls



   

                   

Thank you for apprising me

Mr. Cutt



   

                   

I do know how much you like

to be apprised sir



   

                   

You have been perspiring



   

                   

It's about     in the cab



   

                   

I compliment you, my dear



   

                   

You have a strong, distinctive



   

                   

And not altogether

unpleasant body odour



   

                   

It's gratifyingly approachable



   

                   

Captain we want to thank you

for saving us



   

                   

We're grateful about it, thank you



   

                   

I didn't save you

you company scumbag



   

                   

I jacked your load



   

                   

Whatever, we appreciate it



   

                   

It's important that you understand

we do not work for the company



   

                   

I want to know what your cargo is



   

                   

Who's the shipper

and who's the consignee?



   

                   

We don't know none of that



   

                   

You're gonna kick yourself later



   

                   

If you have trouble

to inform yourself



   

                   

I'd have to slice off

your manly process



   

                   

Is he talking about my dick?



   

                   

Captain, we're just

independent contract haulers



   

                   

We're trying to make a living



   

                   

We don't ask a lot of questions



   

                   

What we do know...



   

                   

Is whatever's in those cars

is not something to mess with



   

                   

Do I look like someone

to mess with?



   

                   

No, sir



   

                   

Like I have the IQ of

an egg timer?



   

                   

No



   

                   

I see high security double-duty

containers in your hauling



   

                   

I'd say the pair of you

are company butt boys



   

                   

Wrong



   

                   

If you want to hack off my dick

do it



   

                   

And I'll change my name to Terry

or Lee or something neutral



   

                   

That ain't gonna change

what I know



   

                   

Your dick?



   

                   

Is this your dick?



   

                   

No



   

                   

That one's mine



   

                   

Ok, I'm gonna put some

Fermat theorem in my head



   

                   

That takes between   and

   seconds



   

                   

And then we'll begin again



   

                   

Captain's a genius



   

                   

Yeah



   

                   

I was head of company's

research and development



   

                   

Top man



   

                   

Slotted for the big dogs



   

                   

I was betrayed

by that bastard E. J. Saggs



   

                   

Found out before he killed me



   

                   

Made a mistake of having it done

in the laboratory



   

                   

I was able to save myself



   

                   

We create my body



   

                   

You are a very attractive woman



   

                   

In the normal course

of human affairs



   

                   

You probably

wouldn't look twice at me



   

                   

Captain

where are we going with this?



   

                   

I'm going at the beauty

like other men



   

                   

The beauty... beauty fills my

life's holes so to speak



   

                   

Were you not chained to a major

support beam of my ship



   

                   

I wouldn't stand a chance of

having sex with someone



   

                   

As so alluring as you



   

                   

Leave her alone

you half-wit asshole



   

                   

He didn't mean that



   

                   

He respects the brave way

you confront your disability



   

                   

Kill him



   

                   

Wait



   

                   

Mr. Cutt



   

                   

I've got to go to Earth

I've got to see my mother



   

                   

So keep the load and

give us the...



   

                   

I'll have sex with you



   

                   

Really?



   

                   

Yeah.



   

                   

Right there on the floor

if that's what you want



   

                   

I think we should prepare

to my quarter, my dear



   

                   

Scummy



   

                   

John, we've got to do something



   

                   

What are we going to do?

Just sit here?



   

                   

Don't corrupt the right

to be indignant, kid



   

                   

She's my fiance



   

                   

What will make you

more comfortable, my dear?



   

                   

I have seven different

forms of sedation



   

                   

Alcohol



   

                   

The usual pharmacology



   

                   

Let's not fool ourselves, Captain



   

                   

I just want to get this over with



   

                   

I can accept that



   

                   

However, I'm confident I can make

you a favorable impression



   

                   

I rebuilt my own mind



   

                   

So you got a homemade brain



   

                   

I rebuilt everything



   

                   

Every organ



   

                   

I've made a low-amp

electrical wiring pulse



   

                   

Designed to drive women

wild with pleasure



   

                   

Stop, you're gonna make me puke



   

                   

Quit talking or the deal's off,

ok?



   

                   

Please allow me a few moments



   

                   

To coordinate my seldom-used

reproductive sequence



   

                   

Yeah, sure



   

                   

Lou, this casing's made out of

some exotic alloy



   

                   

This security seal, man

It's something new



   

                   

I wouldn't mess with that load



   

                   

It's bad. It'll eat you alive



   

                   

My heart is racing, Mr. Truckman



   

                   

Ok, Sam



   

                   

Hit it



   

                   

You alright?



   

                   

The diamond blade just shattered



   

                   

What the hell does that?



   

                   

One of those things



   

                   

We're gonna try something else,

Lou



   

                   

Yeah



   

                   

What the hell is that?



   

                   

Sam



   

                   

Sam... are you alright?



   

                   

What's cooking?

Something's cooking



   

                   

What are you talking about?



   

                   

Smells like somebody's

making hamburgers



   

                   

Goddamn, Sam, it's you



   

                   

Sam...



   

                   

What did I tell you?



   

                   

Shut up



   

                   

I've got to tell the captain



   

                   

John, we've got to do something



   

                   

What do you think

they're doing to her up there?



   

                   

It's not the first time

she's doing it for the team



   

                   

You wanna lose that?

It's gonna give me nosebleed



   

                   

It's my good-luck charm

I never take it off



   

                   

Just close your eyes

and think of Brooklyn



   

                   

You bitch!



   

                   

Nothing personal



   

                   

You've just made the

biggest mistake of your life



   

                   

Speak tough for a guy

who can't get up on his back



   

                   

You'll never get off the ship



   

                   

Yeah? Watch me



   

                   

Mr. Cutt



   

                   

There you are, Captain



   

                   

Lou just went

looking for you, the load...



   

                   

You want me to leave



   

                   

Alright, Captain, ok



   

                   

Back awfully quick

aren't you Captain?



   

                   

She write you out?



   

                   

Kill them, huh?



   

                   

What? What?



   

                   

You want to kill them, absolutely



   

                   

You want me to cut them down?



   

                   

You don't mind if I tenderize

them a little bit first?



   

                   

Scummy



   

                   

You overblown cretin



   

                   

Aren't you in need of some fixing?



   

                   

I'm sorry you couldn't find it

in your heart to give me a chance



   

                   

You could've been

my beloved concubine



   

                   

Share my position here



   

                   

I guess it was not

in my fortune cookie



   

                   

Now all you'll share is my crew



   

                   

    of them in random order



   

                   

But first, you can watch me

kill your friends



   

                   

Or if you prefer

you can turn the other way



   

                   

Do it



   

                   

Captain, did it occur to you that



   

                   

A load with that kind of

protection ought



   

                   

to be checked out first?



   

                   

After you, Mr. Cutt



   

                   

Yes, sir



   

                   

Right behind you, Lou



   

                   

Come on, get in there



   

                   

Man!



   

                   

Holly shit



   

                   

What the hell is all this junk?



   

                   

These are my babies



   

                   

Captain



   

                   

State of the art

disintegrators, boys



   

                   

This baby will bake a man

in     milliseconds



   

                   

And leave his watch and

small change lying on the deck



   

                   

Just... what have we got here, sir?



   

                   

We've got Saggs



   

                   

We've got E. J. Saggs

right by his shriveled scrotum



   

                   

A little reprogramming

and the company is mine



   

                   

Ours, if you will



   

                   

And I'll feed Saggs' liver

to the ship's rats



   

                   

Look at this. This one is missing



   

                   

What?



   

                   

Damn



   

                   

What's that do, Captain?



   

                   

Quiet



   

                   

It's coming!



   

                   

Kill it...



   

                   

What the hell is going on here?



   

                   

I don't know

but I bet we get blamed



   

                   

Let's get out of here



   

                   

Bite it deathnut, asshole



   

                   

Get ready. Let's go



   

                   

Five minutes to complete cool down



   

                   

We ain't got five minutes



   

                   

Fire it up would you, Mike?



   

                   

We made it



   

                   

I can't believe we got out

of there



   

                   

I gotta say I'm

very very happy to be here



   

                   

Godamn I am



   

                   

Me too



   

                   

Of course you always feel that

way after a near miss



   

                   

It wears off



   

                   

Attention, freight driver



   

                   

There's a breach in the

exterior hull of container One



   

                   

The pressure and oxygen

levels falling



   

                   

We've got a vacuumed container

it's too bad



   

                   

The load's perishables

always perish



   

                   

Yeah, so forget it



   

                   

Wait a second. Did somebody hear

something back there?



   

                   

Does it sound like

something's back there?



   

                   

I do



   

                   

Bitching Betty, take over



   

                   

Mike, suit up



   

                   

Cindy, move over here



   

                   

Sit here. You watch these gauges



   

                   

You see a red light come on



   

                   

You shout at me on the radio, ok?



   

                   

Alright



   

                   

I want you to elaborate

on your instructions



   

                   

Bitching Betty

you hold the course toward Earth



   

                   

You'd better keep this ok?



   

                   

It's an SOS



   

                   

Yeah, it can also be a trap



   

                   

Light me



   

                   

There's a flamer in my pocket



   

                   

Maybe I should

get the first aid kit



   

                   

Forget it



   

                   

I cauterized the main arteries



   

                   

But I don't have much time left



   

                   

What happened back

there to Regalia?



   

                   

Soldier...



   

                   

They are activated to do

what they're programmed to do



   

                   

You're one of the... our cargos

you know what's in them?



   

                   

An army



   

                   

What?



   

                   

I made them for the company



   

                   

Genetically engineered



   

                   

Biochemical super warriors



   

                   

My babies... you can't stop them



   

                   

There's got to be some way

to shut those bastards off



   

                   

We're doomed



   

                   

I'm afraid



   

                   

If I had an anus...



   

                   

I'll probably shit over myself



   

                   

You got to tell us

how to stop these things



   

                   

They activate in the waves



   

                   

    



   

                   

This thing here locks them up



   

                   

You boys got a use for this?



   

                   

He's gone



   

                   

Yeah



   

                   

For a son of a bitch

gang rapist murderer



   

                   

He died ok. Come on



   

                   

John



   

                   

John! Do it



   

                   

I should go check it out in there



   

                   

We need some light in here



   

                   

I've got a flashlight



   

                   

It ain't exactly made

for the space



   

                   

It's made for reading

under the blanket isn't it?



   

                   

Damn



   

                   

This thing doesn't work

until they're all grown up



   

                   

Let's... get back outside

and wait for them



   

                   

Yeah



   

                   

Come on...



   

                   

Here



   

                   

John



   

                   

Everything ok back there?



   

                   

We don't know yet



   

                   

I can't see anything



   

                   

Isn't that supposed to be

four of them?



   

                   

Yeah



   

                   

Where's the other two?



   

                   

Cindy, put your spacesuit on



   

                   

They are headed toward the cab



   

                   

Do it, John



   

                   

Freeze them



   

                   

Do not damage or destroy



   

                   

your means of transport

to Earth...



   

                   

It's programming

They can't break their truck



   

                   

John, he's got a Swiss army knife



   

                   

Shit, man



   

                   

Cooking time estimated    seconds



   

                   

Next time there's gonna be eight



   

                   

We'll go into the Earth orbit



   

                   

So when I cut the load loose it

will drop them in the atmosphere



   

                   

And incinerate those mutant guys



   

                   

I want the two of you to get in

the escape pod and get out of here



   

                   

No, we'll go with you



   

                   

You ain't being asked



   

                   

Mike, you drive the pod



   

                   

So what's the plan, John?



   

                   

Well... I'm gonna try to

free the cargo



   

                   

Blow it if I have to



   

                   

Then I'm gonna ride the rig down



   

                   

John, the goddamn rig will never

make it to the atmosphere



   

                   

Get serious



   

                   

Kid, this is a Pachyderm      rig



   

                   

It was mine before you were born



   

                   

I know what it will do



   

                   

Now I've got something

to say to both of you



   

                   

Cindy, I'm releasing you



   

                   

Of all your obligations

to marry me right now



   

                   

I want to apologize

for the way I've done it



   

                   

It weren't right



   

                   

And I guess I've been jealous



   

                   

Since I saw the way you two

behave to each other together



   

                   

John, you don't

have to apologize really



   

                   

I don't do it so well anyway



   

                   

Probably because

you've never done it before



   

                   

My advice to you is you take

this woman to the church



   

                   

At the first exit off the freeway

and you get hitched



   

                   

You are a lucky man



   

                   

Alright, partner, kick butt



   

                   

We're about ready here, John



   

                   

How is it going buddy?



   

                   

Oh, it's hanging by a thread



   

                   

I'll have it cut in no time



   

                   

I can practically kick it apart



    

                   

No sign of any genetic deal



    

                   

So go on, get out of here



    

                   

John, I figure we'll try for

the Palmdale spaceport



    

                   

You can bring your rig in there



    

                   

Yeah, it sounds good



    

                   

I'll see you there



    

                   

Betty, how much time

before we hit the atmosphere?



    

                   

   seconds, freight driver



    

                   

Entering the atmosphere



    

                   

Had enough for you?



    

                   

There he is



    

                   

Look, Mike, is that smoke?



    

                   

It's bound to be smoke



    

                   

The seal's burning off



    

                   

Come on, John, come on, baby



    

                   

Come on... He's getting closer



    

                   

He's gonna make it



    

                   

He's gonna make it



    

                   

Here he comes



    

                   

My god



    

                   

My god, Mike



    

                   

Hey... Look here



    

                   

You are married yet?



    

                   

Good to see you



    

                   

We interrupt this program

for a special news update



    

                   

Two space truckers and a waitress



    

                   

Have saved the Earth

from the invasion from outer space



    

                   

The three of them discovered



    

                   

They were carrying

an army of robotic warriors



    

                   

Sent by persons unknown

to conquer our planet



    

                   

Mom



    

                   

I have Mike and John here with me



    

                   

Oh, just a second



    

                   

Would you like us to come back

when you're more recovered?



    

                   

No, I'll be right with you



    

                   

Sit down



    

                   

Can we get you anything,

Mrs. Welch?



    

                   

Get this Mike, call me Carol



    

                   

Mom



    

                   

Mom



    

                   

This is Mike



    

                   

Mike yeah, welcome to the family



    

                   

This is John



    

                   

Oh yeah



    

                   

You are Carol Welch?



    

                   

Cindy is your daughter?

This Cindy?



    

                   

What? Do I look weird

or something?



    

                   

You look great... and beautiful



    

                   

Like a picture I saw of you



    

                   

But the picture was taken

twenty years back



    

                   

Could somebody tell me

what's going on here?



    

                   

You see when I got sick

they offered me a choice



    

                   

Die or get frozen



    

                   

Anyway, I got the deep freeze



    

                   

They thawed me. They cured me



    

                   

Here I am



    

                   

They froze you?



    

                   

Well, there's a lot of

fancy names for it but...



    

                   

Yeah



    

                   

I don't look freeze or burnt do I?



    

                   

Not from what I can see



    

                   

Special agent Ridgid

I'm taking charge here



    

                   

What do you want?



    

                   

Pat them down



    

                   

What?



    

                   

I'm head of presidential security



    

                   

We'll secure this room

for presidential visit



    

                   

The president?



    

                   

The president of the world

is coming here?



    

                   

Yeah?



    

                   

Mr. President...



    

                   

Ok, Ridgid, move along



    

                   

Shoot



    

                   

I'm President Saggs



    

                   

I'm here to express the gratitude

of my administration



    

                   

And my constituents

All the people of the system



    

                   

Saggs? E. J. Saggs?



    

                   

I thought the president's name

was Dobey



    

                   

Dobey is the former president



    

                   

He resigned last week



    

                   

The government's been privatized



    

                   

We know who you are Saggs, ok?



    

                   

You sent those things to Earth



    

                   

And you cost us a good rig



    

                   

And you almost got us killed

about    times



    

                   

Take it easy



    

                   

You are talking to

the president here



    

                   

I'll grant you

there've been mistakes made



    

                   

And there've been lies told



    

                   

But I assure you

whatever you've been told



    

                   

I was not aware

and I was not involved



    

                   

You were not aware, right



    

                   

Could it be that some individual

in the company



    

                   

Just overreached himself?



    

                   

He sent these things to Earth

as a kind of insurance policy



    

                   

In case the merger task broke down



    

                   

But I wouldn't like this sort of

rumors to be circulating



    

                   

During the crucial days

of my administration



    

                   

Or... Ever



    

                   

No problem



    

                   

Just so happens there's

a new rig ready to take off



    

                   

And it's waiting for you there

on Gantry F



    

                   

What do you think you

are gonna do?



    

                   

Buy us a tuna fish sandwich?



    

                   

I've also arranged



    

                   

To have your mother's hospital

bill taken care of



    

                   

Hold on a second



    

                   

For your other troubles...



    

                   

Maybe this will compensate

to some small degree



    

                   

We didn't do what we did for money



    

                   

Money doesn't fix anything

alright?



    

                   

You have our cooperation

and our silence sir



    

                   

Good. Good



    

                   

Well, I must run



    

                   

Remember our hush-hush



    

                   

Yes, sir



    

                   

Thanks for everything



    

                   

Mr. Independent



    

                   

What was that about?



    

                   

You're gonna keep this?



    

                   

No, we're not gonna keep it



    

                   

We don't want no part

of that money



    

                   

You guys could really

use that money



    

                   

Getting married and all



    

                   

We don't want that kind of money



    

                   

You two don't get it do you?



    

                   

If you don't take this money



    

                   

And shut up about what happened



    

                   

They're gonna come after you

And you'll disappear



    

                   

Now you got to take it



    

                   

We got to take the money



    

                   

We got to take this



    

                   

And become company butt boys

for the rest of our lives



    

                   

I want to make sure

that you understand the facts



    

                   

You're gonna take it, John?



    

                   

Are you gonna take it?



    

                   

No, but I don't want you

to end up like me



    

                   

God forbid



    

                   

Somebody fried Saggs



    

                   

You know, I think it was us



    

                   

Oh, my god



    

                   

We'd better get out of here



    

                   

Come on



    

                   

Too bad Saggs blew himself up



    

                   

We've never got to thank him

for the new rig



    

                   

Alright, here we go



    

                   

I've never done this before



    

                   

Any chance I'll lose my lunch?



    

                   

You'll be fine





    

                   

Ignition!











  

 
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