Voila! Finally, the Versus
script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Ryuhei Kitamura
movie with Tak Sakaguchi and Hideo Sakaki. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly
transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Versus. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally
tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to
drop me a line. You won't
hurt my feelings. Honest.
There are 666 portals that connect this world to the other side.
These are concealed from all human beings.
Somewhere in Japan exists the 444th portal.
The Forest of Resurrection.
This way.
Better be right.
Just follow me.
Where are they?
Don't worry, they are coming.
l'm not worried. I just don't trust you.
Do as you please then.
It's a quite a big deal for a pick up, isn't it.
Where's the other car?
We gotta wait for him.
Are you serious?
It's not safe here.
We have specific orders from him.
Look, the roads could be blocked by now.
We gotta go !
what's the matter? You afraid?
Shut up.
What the hell we doing here anyway?
You shut up. An order is an order.
Stop whining.
Orders?
Do you know what we had to go through for this?
Besides, this place gives me the cr eeps.
Don't bother.
These assholes will only follow orders.
What?
Is there any party?
Or you trying to promote hoodlums?
You... Better watch your mouth.
After all this running around,
all we get is a useless bunch of punks. Forget it.
I see. So shall I give you a rest?
Forever.
Stop !
We gotta keep him alive. It's an order.
Shut up !
I do not get the point why he is so special.
But you have to follow orders, too, right?
Calm down! Both of you.
Back off.
Don't be so choosy.
We gonna let you get out of here when he comes, all right?
I hate waiting.
Stop it for now.
Okay,
we'll wait for him.
We better hurry up.
I hate this place.
A forest to the southwest is an ominous feng shui sign.
Oh, really?
To meet with you guys is an ominous enough.
Stop it. Don't start again !
Bring the girl.
What's with this girl?
Just following orders.
One girl and one asshole.
What good are they?
What the hell is he doing?
Come on, he should have some plan.
Hey wait.
I'm taking no part in kidnapping.
What?
5 men on one girl, you must be proud of yourself.
Hey, let her go and take off your wig.
Shut the fuck up !
Do you know who you're talking to?
We are the ones set you free from the jail where you belonged.
l'm a feminist.
So, what you gonna do?
I said let her go.
Watch it.
Just let her go.
Are you crazy or what?
Don't let me tell you again.
This would be your last chance.
What now, tough guy?
Where did they go?
This place is wrong.
I'll kill him.
Better not.
He'll become a monster, too.
I don't get it...
Oh Yes. I can kill him twice.
Nonsense.
Let's get out of here.
No, we'll go after them !
You don't understand.
Look, this is your fault...
It's not just that. Think about it.
Thinking isn't going to do a bit of good.
Nonsense. They were not dead.
Let's get them before he gets here.
Yeah,
you're right.
You didn't have to kill him !
what's your problem?
You're no different from those men.
They're bastards, l'm not.
l'm sorry...
Thanks for helping me.
I didn't mean to help you.
They just piss me off.
What are we gonna do?
Didn't you have any plans?
Plans are always changed.
Great. They're going to kill us.
They were...
Surely dead.
Hey.
Why were you in jail... ?
Shut up.
Something's not right with this place.
About what?
People are everywhere...
but it's too quiet.
Nobody's here.
I feel them.
What makes you feel that?
I have a strong sixth sense...
Hey,
wait.
what's wrong with you?
Where the fuck you think you are going?
Stay back.
This man...
What are you doing?
Stop !
Let him rest in peace !
I don't believe this...
You're crazy.
Let's go. We'll take their car.
Stop it ! Let's get out of here.
They must be around here.
Something's wrong here.
Again?
I can feel it !
They were...
Something is wrong !
Hey...
What?
They were dead...
and they came back to life.
So what?
The dead could be back to life here.
So what?
We've been here over and over...
We always buried the ones we killed...
Dead bodies are everywhere...
Where the fuck are they?
No, I didn't mean to...
Come !
Let go of me !
Game is over.
What are those monsters?
Who knows, they are your playmates.
Then you die, and play with me !
Remember your orders !
Don't kill him !
Hey, you got wrong man.
Just let him go.
Don't be a fool, punk.
Wow.
This is complicated.
Hey, she's been taken away.
What?
That runt shot my arm and took the girl.
Jesus, the both of you ! You're both crazy !
You turning back?
Well, I'll play with you later.
OK ?
Good job shithead, now he's gone.
Don't you get it? I let him find the girl for us.
Huh?
We'll get them both after he finds her.
Pretty smart...
Orders are to get both of them alive.
Oh... too bad.
It doesn't matter anymore.
You...
l'll be in charge from now on and he will die.
What?
It's all been planned. He comes here to be killed.
Don't fool with me !
What the fuck?
Die slowly. W e don't want you back alive.
Are you okay?
Yeah... But this place is fucked up.
Nothing can stop me... Not even those monsters.
Don't worry.
Hurry up !
Bastards...
Ouch !
You okay?
Shit...
Your hand !
He took it... That bastard !
Damn it ! W e'll make them pay for this.
Shouldn't we report back?
No...
We'll search for them... and destroy them !
Y eah... But where are they?
I know what they're thinking.
They took the mountain paths.
I was trained at FBl HQ at Langley.
I'm an expert in profiling.
An expert?...
Expert, so where in the mountains?
Don't worry. I'll track them down.
I grew up in Yellow Stone National park,
a natural born hunter !
A hunter?
Which way?
No !
Shut the fuck up !
What's wrong here...
He'll come after us. Let me go !
This is so insane.
You... You did all this?
It's all your fault !
Stop... You're crazy...
Hey.
No !
What?
You don't have to kill him.
Shut up. Don't preach at me.
You can't hurt people for no reason.
A lot of people are better dead.
That's not for you to judge.
What are you? A preacher?
Let's go.
Look, no more killing, okay !
We've been waiting.
Finally... This is going to end soon.
My gun.
Who are you?
How did you get here?
I was kidnapped...
um...
What?
I can't remember.
Huh?
I can't remember anything what happened before I got here.
Yeah, right.
How about you?
What got you in prison?
I was...
What? You don't remember either?
I forget things easily.
So... You too.
When did you get here?
Now.
What's going on? What are those monsters... those two weirdos?
What are you up to?
Something bad.
Where are others?
Where? They're all dead.
Oh,
and why are you alive?
Gotta problem?
Y eah. You.
A scumbag like you should be dead.
Oooh, who are these scary people?
You're dead.
No, let's get away from here.
That was pretty good.
But not good enough...
Hey, babe.
What are you?
You'll need an army to kill me.
You.
l'll give you power...
in death.
Him !
No, we have to go !
No, not him ! Let's go ! Now !
Hurts?
Human life is only an instant.
Your body will eventually rot.
Do you wanna be dead?
or wanna have eternal life?
Eternal...
Any trouble?
Y es, a little accident.
Are you okay officer?
Don't call me officer.
Did you do it again?
You better behave yourself,
officer...
You want to fight me, the master of all martial arts? The Fighter !
Okay, Fighter.
Fighter?
We don't hav e time.
Let's kill them !
Right, Fighter.
Your heart !
Here. Help yourself.
What?
Mother fucker! ! !
I'll show you the world beyond death...
Come on.
Let's go.
Why?
We have to hurry.
No. I never turn my back.
We don't have time for this.
That man is dangerous...
Who is he? You know him.
He's...
That's enough.
Who is he?
Who are you?
What does this have to do with me?
Because...
Say it!
... lt's your destiny.
What?
You're destined to fight him.
Destiny? I've never met him before.
... You have.
What?
The Resurrection...
W e'll talk later.
lt's time.
You said something about Resurrection...
The power of getting the dead soul back to the body.
It can be used only in the Forest of Resurrection...
Now what?
Here is the Forest of Resurrection.
I don't understand.
He is resurrecting the dead with the power.
Resurrection?
I have killed them.
That's because...
Who's that?
Another one. Is she dead too?
No, she's alive.
What are you?
Don't kill her!
I was only trying to help.
Help? I never lose.
What the hell... ?
Stop.
Huh?
They're around here...
What?
I can smell...
Smell?
I smell...
Like a top dog breeder.
Smell? Like a dog breeder?
I smell...
Look.
An escapee.
Here is the death warrant!
Go!
Die!
Shit...
This way...
No.
Wait!
You're not...
You're not...
Let me talk, bitch!
Speak.
You're not a monster yet, right?
You neither, aren't you.
Hold it! I was just taken here...
Bitch!!!
It seems we are the only survivors.
... Baby.
What's going on?
I don't know, let's get out of here.
With you?
Come on, I know this place!
Okay.
One wrong move
and you're dead.
Okay.
You changed.
Get up.
Don't you remember?
Remember what?
About me...
Never seen you before.
Why did you help me then?
I didn't mean to help.
You came after me... and saved me.
What did you mean by destiny?
I will tell you.
You...
Good... You're still alive.
So you caused all of these.
I knew you could survive.
I don't know you.
Fuck off.
Your soul does...
Whatever. What do you want?
Time has come.
Give me the girl and come with me.
No.
What are you both talking about?
He really doesn't remember anything at all?
Leave us alone.
No, I've waited...
What do you want?
He wants me dead.
What?
Come, I'll grant you a power.
Let's talk between us.
What's going on?
The girl's blood gives me a power.
This is the Forest of Resurrection.
The gate.
Portal to the other side.
Where the dead become zombies... that's about it.
The real power of the forest is much greater.
There are two keys to open the gate to the other side.
One is human sacrifice,
the other is the Blood of Resurrection.
I found them...
500 years ago.
You're totally insane.
Come with me. l'll show you the power of darkness.
Don't tell me what to do!
Just listen.
You can't kill me.
Shut up.
You made me wait 500 y ears for the girl to reincarnate.
But I forgive you.
l've waited for her to reincarnate and mature.
Today, the forest and her blood will open the gate to the other side.
I found you in jail. I never expected you to be serving a life term in prison.
Why did you want me?
I like you better as a criminal now.
You use to be an awful man of justice.
You really made me suffer.
But you've changed. That's why I brought you here.
Don't let me down this time.
Get lost...
Your instinct changed you.
So far, you've killed 43 people.
You are just like me,
little brother.
Brother?
Feel the power of the forest?
People are born...
live...
and die.
The darkness after death is what's real...
Come, I'll guide you.
Let your evil instinct overcome you.
I'd rather die than live with you.
Then die.
As I planned.
Get the girl.
Don't you dare touch me.
Huh?
Kill me.
Still a bitch.
He could never save you,
and never will.
You finished with your roll.
You never grow up...
l've waited...
I have returned after years.
And I offered you blood.
Open the gate, and grant me a power.
Power!
Why? This can't be...
Why?
My blood works only once.
I've already used it.
Can you wait till I reincarnate again?
l'll kill you!
Well, did you think I'd really kill you?
You can't fool me.
You can't stop me.
Your blood is not enough to open the gate.
You know why?
Do you understand this?
Why did I bring him?
Yes... You resurrected him...
His resurrected blood is the true key.
Cry in despair!
Cry...
Hey.
You talk too much.
Here is the last key...
Now I remember...
Here I am.
Don't touch my girl, fuckin asshole!
So you wanna play a little before we start?
Wait for me...
Don't worry. I never lose.
Stay there.
Wait here for one of us to return.
He's different now.
You might lose this time.
Maybe...
We'll see what happens...
No pain, no gain.
Right?
Freeze...
Freeze...
I said freeze!
Leave the car.
What! What! What! You runt!!!
We're taking your car!
Out of my way! Bugger off!
So... You are a Fighter.
Quiet, I'm sick of this place!
You short ass bitch!
Come on! Get in!
Let's go!
Not my fault!!!
You! Prisoner number KSC2 - 303!
Give me my right hand back!
I'm not left- handed!
You can't hit me!
I have 500 times faster reflexes than Mike Tyson!
Come on!
No chance.
Your power is not enough.
The darkside has chosen me.
I told you,
I never lose.
Listen...
What?
You came back because of the forest and my blood.
You might die if you leav e here.
Maybe...
We'll see what happens...
I should have been on your side.
There's nothing left to destroy in this world.
Take me to the other side,
brother.