Wallace And Gromit In A Grand Day Out
Script - Dialogue Transcript
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tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to
drop me a line. You won't
hurt my feelings. Honest.
Eeh, these bank holidays.
- It's a problem to decide.
- Zzzzzz...
Tell you what, Gromit, lad.
Let's have a nice
hot cup of tea, hmm?
The kettle should've boiled by now.
# Bup-ba-bum... #
No cheese, Gromit.
Not a bit in the house!
(Gulp!)
Gromit, that's it! Cheese!
We'll go somewhere
where there's cheese!
Where were we...?
Places you find cheese...
Lancashire, Cheddar, Wensleydale,
Philadelphia, Tesco's...
Everybody knows
the moon's made of cheese.
(Dripping echoes)
(Door creaks open)
Hmm...
Hmm...
Whoa!
Hmm...
(Whistle)
(Bzzzzzz!)
(Bzzzzzz!)
(Plink! Bleep!)
(Bleep!)
Ahem...
(Whistles cheerfully)
(Beep!)
Everything seems
to be under contro-o-ol!
(Booiiiing!)
Ooh...
seconds to blast-off.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Hmm... Oh! Allotment doors!
(Rumbling)
No crackers, Gromit!
We've forgotten the crackers!
Hold on, Gromit! Hold on!
(Bbbrrrring!)
Huh?
(Faint rumbling and creaking)
(Crash!)
Ooooooooh!
Aaaaaaaah!
(Echoing wail)
(Engine hums steadily)
Hmm...
(Sighs)
(Whistles)
One for the album!
(Whirring)
Huh?
Oh! Nicely done.
(Munch! Munch! Munch!)
(Gulp!)
(Beep! Beep!)
(Drrring!)
(Wallace) Oh!
Adjust angle of thrust.
Steady now. Easing up.
Steady!
Gently does it.
Nice drop of tea
to get the tastebuds going.
Mmm!
Ah!
Plate.
Knife.
Cracker.
(Munch! Munch! Munch!)
Hmm... See what you think.
Wensleydale?
Stilton?
(Gulp!)
I don't know, lad.
It's like no cheese
I've ever tasted.
Let's try another spot.
# Brup-ba-bup ba-bup bom... #
Come on, stupid...
Oh!
Daylight robbery! They always
nick your money. Flippin' machines.
Come on, Gromit.
(Rattling)
(Clink!)
(Crackles)
(Splodge!)
(Clang! Clang!)
(Plop! Plop! Plop!)
(Distant squeaking)
Hmm... It's different.
Hmm... Camembert?
Ooh! Oh!
(Wallace) Where you off to now?
Leave me to carry the basket!
Emergency countdown!
Ten seconds and counting!
Hold tight, lad,
and think of Lancashire hotpot.
(Drrriiiing!)
Oh, no!
Oh! The fuse!
You forgot to light the fuse!
(Sniff!)
Set co-ordinates
for West Wallaby Street.
(Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!)
(Gulp!) Mmm!