Warriors Of Heaven And Earth
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Sir Lai Xi was my father's friend.
He was an imperial agent
on a secret mission.
Whilst studying at court,
you've won our favor.
We entrust to you...
...the mission of eliminating...
...fugitives in the western regions.
This will also be a final test
of your skill.
Fulfill this mission and we
may allow you to return home.
The emperor bestowed on him
the imperial sword...
...and with it the power
over life and death.
Sir Lai Xi has arrived!
He wasn't a man of the Tang.
He'd come here from Japan.
Whenever he appeared
at Frontier Pass...
...it was only to rush off
somewhere else.
Father said Sir Lai Xi
wished to go home.
But the emperor
never granted him permission.
Instead, he sent him here...
...to bring fugitives to justice.
He's been on this mission here
in the wilderness for years now.
Dear Mother:
Today I reached Frontier Pass.
It's my new base
for carrying out my mission.
General Wen, who's in charge here...
...says the emperor
will send me home soon.
I've been in this country
for years...
...but my heart is in my homeland.
And my return
is finally within reach.
Wen Zhu, the fighting here
is growing more intense.
I've asked Sir Lai Xi
to escort you to the capital.
You're finally going home.
Yes, at last.
The messenger is here!
Sir Lai Xi! Receive new orders!
When I was younger,
I had seen this fugitive.
They called him "The Butcher" Li.
He was a distinguished officer
in my father's service.
But he refused to kill some Turkish
captives and a mutiny resulted.
Lieutenant Li says to let them go.
But that's against orders!
The general wants them all dead!
What are you waiting for?
They're women and children!
We're soldiers.
We don't kill unarmed civilians.
- Free them!
- You're disobeying orders.
- Kill him!
- Spare the captives!
Let's go!
When the emperor found out,
he was furious.
He's been trying
to apprehend Li ever since.
At first Li and the other mutineers
made a living guarding camel trains.
But they haven't been seen
for years.
I'll leave you here.
Don't follow me.
Go to Western Lake.
Marry and live in peace.
The minister of justice...
...informed me of this most
wanted fugitive's reappearance.
I can't abandon my mission now.
I owe the emperor too much.
And so, as yet,
I am unable to return.
Please, dear Mother, forgive me.
When I've left...
...please give this
to my replacement.
Lieutenant Li's reappearance
changed Sir Lai Xi's plans...
...and I'd be along for the chase
on the way to the capital.
Vengeance Kui!
Well done!
The Iron-Gate Pass Army delivers this
caravan to the troops of Frontier Pass.
We've lost five camels and one horse,
but all the other cargo is intact.
The Frontier Pass troops
accept the mission.
Prepare to leave for -Mile Fortress!
The handover is complete! Go!
Raise the camels!
The storm's coming!
Is anyone there?
Is anyone else alive?
Yes...
He's still alive!
Here we go.
Baldy, it's me.
Get lost!
Stinking beggar, go the hell
back to Western Lake.
Get lost!
- Where did you come from?
- Over the ridge.
Do you know who's boss here?
Master An.
Say it for me.
- Master An is boss here.
- Get lost!
-Mile Fortress is east of here.
So why are we heading north?
The road east is full of Turks
and bandits. There's no way through.
Yeah.
And all we've got is this little monk
who just prays all day long.
Pray for some better luck for me,
will you?
We'll go north first...
...where there's water and pasture.
We can rest there.
- And hire some swordsmen.
- Hire? But...
...how much will that cost?
How much is your life worth?
You want the one
they call Butcher Li.
One of his old deputies, One-Eye Cao,
lives at Western Lake.
He came to town last year
to sell an ox.
I have to go.
I leave Wen Zhu in your charge.
There are too many bandits around.
I'll look after her.
Don't go outside. It's not safe.
They'll bring in your meals.
I'll only be away a few days.
Wait here for me.
Will you be able to find him?
The court wants him dealt with.
I must do my duty by the people
and the emperor.
Hunting down and killing fugitives,
is there much money in that?
I get by.
You're an imperial agent.
Why do you say that?
He's a force to be reckoned with.
- This one!
- That one!
The white one!
Why aren't you roping in the horses?
I told you to keep an eye on them!
What are you doing?
- Is that a caravan?
- Yes.
How many people?
- Three.
- What sort of people?
A Turk, a monk...
...and a soldier.
I'll get the others.
Take a good look at the Turk.
- Yeah, so, he's a Turk.
- Take another look.
- He's still a Turk.
- Look again.
You can't even see
with two good eyes!
Sir!
Still the same old One-Eye Eagle.
Something to eat?
Thank you.
Bless you.
Sister...
...how much do your menfolk make
guarding caravans?
They haven't done that for years.
Sir, how is it
you've got a soldier with you?
What are you carrying?
I don't know.
And it's not for me to ask.
Exactly.
He saved me. I have to help him.
Sir, we're blood brothers.
If there's anything we can do,
just say.
There's nothing. I just dropped in
to say hello. I can't stay.
I'll be off at sunrise.
I'll hire more guards at the outpost.
- It's in ruins and nearly deserted.
- It's true.
It's in shambles.
If I'd known,
I'd have ditched him back there.
- Getting soft.
- Yeah.
You could still do it.
Sir, why don't...
Soldier!
Carrying anything of value?
No, just a heap of Buddhist texts.
Why not trade them in for a wife?
Move in here with us.
- You sure know how to pick a place.
- Good, isn't it?
- I should settle down here too.
- Great!
Not so fast.
Let me see him off safely first.
Take me with you, sir.
Wake up.
Need some work?
- Yes.
- It's dangerous work.
What else is there?
I've got by this far.
I know the rules of the road.
- Name?
- They call me Old Diehard.
- Saddle up your horse. Let's go.
- What horse?
- No horse and you expect to work?
- I sold it because I had no work.
They call me Salamander.
My real name is Di Hu.
All my life, I've known danger.
I know the rules of the road.
- And your folks?
- Don't have any.
And my teacher's dead.
My friends are all soldiers.
Go find a place to learn a trade.
Try me out first, uncle.
- Don't follow us.
- Uncle, please, try me out.
- Butcher Li.
- And you must be the imperial agent.
Do you plead guilty
to disobeying orders?
- A soldier doesn't kill without reason.
- Do you plead guilty to mutiny?
A soldier doesn't sacrifice himself
senselessly.
All right.
Zimo, stay out of this.
Sir.
I'm also a soldier. Sir.
We're transporting precious goods
for the court.
I've asked him to help
guard the caravan.
Brother, you can't abandon us now!
Brother.
You hear that?
The court's orders must be carried out
and he has to do his job.
I'll give you three chances.
If you kill me...
...you'll take the caravan
to the capital.
If you can't beat me...
...l'll take the caravan to the capital
and we'll do battle there.
Agreed. Draw your sword!
You've gone over three attacks.
It's a draw! I'll see you in the capital.
Don't sneak around behind my back.
Sir, I'd like to see...
...how you deal
with the imperial agent.
You little bastard.
You just want to see
how he deals with me.
Someone needs to collect the body.
- Don't annoy me.
- Relax, you won't even know I'm here.
This is where we say goodbye.
Go home.
- You're treating us like strangers.
- It's not like in the old days, is it?
Sir, you're giving old One-Eye
the cold shoulder?
I said, this is where we part.
Go home!
We're not giving up that easily.
Take your usual positions.
Front and rear!
I'm sorry, brother. I don't want
to turn your wives into widows.
Build me a house. I'll be back.
Mark my words.
Raise the camels!
Halt!
I took the money you gave me
and bought this donkey.
Didn't have enough for a horse.
I gave you enough for five donkeys.
Dumb kid, you've been had.
- Go to the rear.
- You'll take me?
Do it!
Ma Gun!
- What's up?
- Come here.
- He's kicking again.
- I'm sure it's a boy.
Once I give Ma Gun a little boy,
let him just try and boss me around!
- Who asked you for a drink?
- Get out of here.
If I don't return...
...look after my wife...
...and daughters.
Listen to you. We're blood brothers,
right? It's one for all and all for one.
Don't leave me out of this.
- Your wife is about to have a baby.
- What business is that of yours?
Master An.
You're a lion amongst men.
You rule the desert.
What exactly does Lord Khan
want from me?
Talk straight.
There's a caravan
from India out there.
Our wise leader Lord Khan
wishes you to...
Aren't you at war with the Tang?
The whole of the West
will soon belong to you.
What's the fuss
about one little caravan?
It's carrying something
Lord Khan wants.
If that's the case,
why not capture it yourself?
Our revered Lord Khan has promised
that if you will do this one favor...
...you can name your reward.
I want his daughter for my wife.
Go tell that to your mighty leader.
Now bring out the real swords!
If you want to work for me...
...you'd better shape up.
Master An, you're every bit
as amazing as they say.
No wonder
you're the boss around here!
I'm a businessman.
There's no need for flattery.
Of course.
When the deed's done, Lord Khan will
arrange the marriage you requested.
A daughter is a small price to pay
for control of the western regions.
- Don't you think?
- True.
Do you mind? Thank you.
Don't be afraid.
The story's only just begun.
Go prepare the dowry.
Old Diehard, on your horse!
Let's visit Big Steed Outpost,
see if we can recruit a few helpers.
Good idea. Looking after the camels
is exhausting.
Sir, I'll go with you.
Stay here. If anything goes wrong,
take the caravan to Red Rock Gorge.
Don't worry. You can count on me.
Something doesn't feel right.
How long
since you've killed anyone?
Several years.
Looks like that drought's
about to break.
That's a worry.
My blade's not sharpened.
- What's eating them?
- Scared?
Bad luck. You poor old man,
getting this as your first job.
He's already under my employment.
Looking for bodyguards?
I've got about swordsmen.
You could hire them.
It's chaos out there.
Not much work going.
We can talk prices.
- I only want some camel drivers.
- Camel drivers?
You don't need camel drivers.
You can't fool me.
- Meaning?
- Nothing.
I'm just trying to help my men
find work.
If you want to make it sweet for me,
you'll hire my men.
Otherwise...
...name a price.
I'll take the caravan off your hands.
I won't leave you out of pocket.
Two options. You choose.
I already said it...
...I need camel drivers.
I'm not negotiating.
Follow me!
Go!
Quick, over the wall!
- Move! Unless you want to fight!
- No way!
Give me your hand.
- Come on!
- Come on!
Come with me.
Thank you, miss.
I won't make it.
Go on without me.
- Need some help, lieutenant?
- Looks like you're in the wrong place.
You should be waiting for me
in the capital.
I didn't want the bandits to kill you.
It'd save you the trouble.
- Wu reporting!
- Baldy reporting!
- Ma Gun reporting!
- Cao reporting!
Hurry, sir!
Hurry!
I need some guards. Coming?
The sooner we get to
the capital, the better.
Get on your horses!
This is none of your business.
I've been tracking him.
He's mine to kill, not yours.
I could care less if he lives or dies.
Sir, you really ought to be
on your way.
Let's not become enemies
over such a small matter.
This land is still under
Tang jurisdiction.
Where there are no other officials,
I'm in charge.
If you want to pass...
...you must first pass my sword.
One-Eye! Ma Gun!
- Lead the way.
- Yes, sir!
- Zimo!
- Yes, sir!
- Coordinate all movements!
- Yes, sir!
- Wu!
- Yes, sir!
- Baldy!
- Yes, sir!
- Guard the rear!
- Yes, sir!
- What about me?
- You?
Stick with me.
From now on, the mighty Lord Khan's
troops run this town.
Until further instructions, no person
may leave town without permission.
Those who disobey will be killed.
Sir.
We spotted them heading
towards Red Rock Gorge.
They've got half a dozen guards.
Red Rock Gorge?
Let's go.
Sir Lai Xi returned with news.
We were going to leave
Big Steed Outpost...
...and race eastwards
to catch up with Li.
Sir Lai Xi didn't want bandits
to get the caravan.
And he wanted to keep an eye
on Butcher Li.
- We fought three battles here.
- Two.
- No, three.
- Two.
See, there's Big Wu's grave.
I dug it myself.
We'll pay our respects
on the way back.
Ma Gun. Tell the men to be careful.
Right.
Can the camels
keep up with the horses?
- Just about.
- Go as fast as you can.
- Got it?
- Yes. Let's go!
Bandits to the left! Go right!
Faster with the camels!
Di Hu, hurry!
- Get the caravan to catch up!
- Hurry!
Old Diehard!
Hurry!
Wait for me.
- Don't let the bandits get away!
- Don't worry, sir!
Wu! Baldy! Catch the rope.
Raise the rope!
Go!
Catch up with the caravan!
- Where should we go?
- I don't know.
Bandits!
Old Diehard, protect the caravan!
Go, Ma Gun, go!
- One-Eye!
- Sir!
We'll charge them first.
Lead the caravan into that gully.
As good as done, sir.
Go!
Ma Gun, raise the rope!
Leave him to me!
The caravan's cut in half!
Keep moving!
Follow me.
Go on in.
- Guard the entrance to the gully!
- Yes, sir!
Di Hu, grab the reins.
Quick!
Old Diehard, you go on ahead.
Di Hu, quick, into the gully!
Baldy, you next!
Baldy!
Baldy!
Go!
Block the way in!
Once through the narrow gully...
...we slipped
into a dense poplar forest.
Lieutenant Li led us
to a secret underground cemetery.
He wasn't sure
if the bandits knew of it.
But everyone understood that for now
there was no other choice.
He pretends not to recognize me.
Maybe he just never imagined
that I'd turn up with Sir Lai Xi.
Or maybe he's just uncomfortable
with the fact that I'm a girl.
The cave is damp.
Take a skin to sit on.
Sir, who's that man?
The imperial agent.
- Wu!
- Wu, don't!
We've still a long way to go.
Sir, rest over there by the fire.
Where could they be hiding?
Wherever they are,
they'll need water soon enough.
The Gobi Desert lies east.
There's no water there.
South is the icy plateau
controlled by the Tibetans.
There are cannibals in the mountains.
And to the north, -Mile Fortress.
- Go poison the Bitter Well.
- Yes, sir.
Tell the Turks to set up
checkpoints on every road...
...to -Mile Fortress.
- Done!
Don't you think there's something odd
about the bandits' persistence?
It is a bit strange.
They cut off the caravan
in the middle.
If their goal was robbery, well,
they've got half the goods already.
They're surely not after
the Buddhist texts.
They cut it in half
to isolate the last four people.
Back at the outpost,
An pushed us to hire his men.
He wanted to buy out the caravan as
well. It's as if he knows what we have.
It seems that way.
There's got to be something
we don't know about.
Could it be this miniature pagoda?
I'm awake. I'm listening.
Tell us the truth.
What else is there
besides the Buddhist texts?
Nothing! I've told you everything.
If you don't tell the truth,
we'll turn around and go home.
- Brother. Brother!
- Tell us the truth!
I told you. Just a few pieces
of silver. Nothing else.
That's hardly worth all this fuss!
Brother.
- Brother.
- Didn't you see?
- We've lost a man for this!
- Brother! Brother!
Tell us!
Little monk...
...I am the emperor's emissary.
You can trust me, can't you?
This is what everyone wants.
The relics of the Buddhist saint
Sakyamuni.
The western regions
are steeped in Buddhism.
With this, all the Buddhist kingdoms
could be controlled.
The Turks have to be
behind Master An.
Di Hu.
You've earned this.
You'll grow up to be a great fighter.
But now, go home.
Uncles, my deepest gratitude!
- Zimo!
- Sir!
Take camels
and hurry to Bitter Well.
Use all your guile.
Let them think
we were there looking for water...
...and are now forced to
head to -Mile Fortress.
- Poison two camels at the well.
- Understood.
- Where is the poison?
- Master An already poisoned the well.
- We'll meet at the usual place.
- Yes, sir!
- What do we do then?
- Yeah.
We've got two roads left.
One to the north, one to the east.
At -Mile Fortress
imperial couriers will be waiting for us.
But the Turks and the bandits
might have killed us all already.
The relics will fall into their hands.
East of the desert lies an isolated fort.
- It's days' travel from here.
- But without water we'll never make it.
There's an underground river
in the desert.
- I stumbled on it years ago.
- That's bullshit!
- Now isn't the time to tell stories!
- Really! I've seen it!
It saved our lives.
I don't think he's kidding.
- Did you drink from it yourself?
- I did!
And you're sure
you can find it again?
If you trust me...
...l'm willing to bet my life on it.
- You're on!
Sir Lai Xi, if we don't find the river...
...not everyone's going to make it.
I won't let you die
before we reach the capital.
In the desert,
it's beyond your control.
Not necessarily.
Little monk, if we don't make it out
of here, this Buddhist treasure...
My mind's eye has seen the capital.
I've seen the temples there.
I've seen the relics
seated on the Lotus Throne.
Please ask Buddha to protect us.
- Do you all understand?
- Yes.
Sir, they're on the way
to Bitter Well.
- How long will it take?
- About two hours.
Brothers, let's go.
- Are you really a criminal?
- What?
What do you think?
What was your crime?
Did you kill someone?
Sometimes killing isn't a crime
and not killing is.
But the court executes murderers.
Don't unload the camels.
We'll be heading south shortly.
- Ma Gun, light a fire.
- Understood.
Have you met him before?
Are you going to kill him?
It's my duty.
So not killing can be a crime too.
Rest up.
We've a long journey ahead.
Here. Have some water.
Here.
We get mouthfuls a day.
He's already had his ration.
Let the bastard be thirsty!
We can't be far from the old river.
It's up ahead.
Go with him.
Ma Gun.
Sir, have a sip.
Save it.
Sir, look! Someone's coming.
I don't have to look.
It's Zimo.
The river bed should be here.
I remember there was
a small hill nearby...
...not this old tree.
Where did the damn river go?
They couldn't have gone far.
- Give me some water.
- I couldn't even give you piss!
But I saved two sips from yesterday!
You said I could!
- I don't remember.
- You're denying it, you bastard?
- What? You're busting my balls?
- I'll kill you!
Bastard! If you're going to start
with me, you better not chicken out!
- Brother. Brother!
- Come on!
- Relax! Let's see your sword!
- Go ahead!
- There will be blood instead of water!
- Get up!
Give me a real fight!
- Brother.
- Get up!
He'd kill a brother
for two sips of water?
- How much is left?
- We can stretch it out one more day.
If they're not back tomorrow,
we'll kill a camel.
Their blood's too thick.
We can't live on that.
If they can't find the river...
...we'll have to let the monk,
Wen Zhu and Ma Gun leave first.
Save some water for them.
Understood.
Ma Gun's kid ought to be allowed
the chance to get to know his dad.
They have followed us for two days.
Well, you're clever.
I smell the scent
of their tobacco in the air.
Sir, look. There's smoke.
There's a campfire up ahead.
Eighty miles, as the wind blows.
Call up the men.
I've been trying
to place your accent.
I can't work out where you're from.
The officer killed
in your mutiny was my friend.
We drew our swords at the same
moment. He was a good swordsman.
Then how did you defeat him?
I used a short sword.
Speed and efficiency over length.
You can draw a short sword faster.
True.
My teacher maintained...
...that it's handy for both
offense and defense.
Sir.
The others are back.
Old Diehard.
- Sit down.
- Try and hold on.
- Did you find the river?
- Old Diehard.
Brothers, we've got work to do.
Hurry!
Sir, watch your back!
Take this!
I owe you.
- You're safe from me for now.
- You better not regret it.
- Wu, block them!
- Yes, sir!
- Everyone here?
- Yes!
- Wen Zhu?
- I'm here!
They got me.
Damn! Pull it out!
- Bite on this.
- Hold on!
It's not going to be easy.
Damn!
Brothers, move the bodies away.
A few more hours in the sun...
...they won't be able
to lift their swords.
She's burning up.
We need water badly.
Ma Gun, get back here!
Get back!
Let us handle this.
It's not your turn yet.
Good man.
Don't go!
Damn!
He's dead!
Old Diehard was right.
In death, he showed us the river.
The will of the gods.
It is the will of the gods.
Brothers!
Brothers!
Drive out the bandits!
In the face of this miracle...
...Master An and his men retreated.
Perhaps they thought heaven
was on our side.
They gave up their chase and
we soon reached Lonesome Fortress.
But we found little relief there.
It was a ghost town...
...just a handful of soldiers
guarding the armory.
Bandits and Turks
were still a constant threat.
Although everyone was exhausted...
...Lieutenant Li didn't allow
us a moment's rest.
- Rockets!
- Hurry! Get them out!
Get the battle-axes!
Can I help?
Little monk, ask Buddha to protect us.
Say your prayers.
Wen Zhu, the battle will be fierce.
I might not be able to look after you.
Please take care.
I'm a general's daughter.
I'm not afraid.
Her father died at the battle
of Frontier Pass.
We'll leave here alive, won't we?
Be careful.
If the Turks attack...
...put this on.
Wait.
I know you're a good man.
I still don't know where you're from.
When you asked before,
I didn't want to tell you.
I'm not actually of the Tang.
I'm Japanese.
Japanese?
Where's Japan?
To the east.
Many days by boat
across the Eastern Sea.
It's a group of islands.
You came from there
to hunt me down?
No, I was assigned
to the Tang court.
Do you know how that works?
I was sent to the capital to study.
I was when I arrived.
I studied sword and short blade.
Later I studied land, cavalry
and maritime warfare.
Thirteen?
You've been studying all this time?
I miss my family.
I want to go home.
Then you must. It's about time.
I can go once I've killed you.
The Turks are coming!
- Ready to go!
- The fort's still ours! Go!
Let the oil barrels go!
Torches!
Wen Zhu, the catapults!
Wen Zhu, ignite the rockets!
Secure the gate!
Get back!
Hurry! Everyone inside! Quick!
Ma Gun, you first!
Hurry!
You go first!
Go!
Hurry!
Zimo, come on!
Sir, wait for me!
Pay tribute to the men we've lost
with prayer and song.
The will of the gods.
It is the will of the gods.
You're no longer needed here,
Master An.
You may go.
No longer needed, you say?
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm going to kill him!
That's your business.
Nothing to do with us.
Raise the camels!
Raise the camels!
Raise the camels!
No!
Mother...
...l'm coming home.
You...
Where are you going?
Back to the west.
I'm going with you.