Red Dwarf Transcripts

"The End"
Season 1, Episode 1
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"Future Echos"
Season 1, Episode 2
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"Balance of Power"
Season 1, Episode 3
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"Waiting For God"
Season 1, Episode 4
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"Confidence and Paranoia"
Season 1, Episode 5
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"Me2"
Season 1, Episode 6
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"Kryten"
Season 2, Episode 1
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"Better Than Life"
Season 2, Episode 2
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"Thanks For The Memory"
Season 2, Episode 3
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"Stasis Leak"
Season 2, Episode 4
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"Queeg"
Season 2, Episode 5
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"Parallel Universe"
Season 2, Episode 6
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"Backwards"
Season 3, Episode 1
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"Marooned"
Season 3, Episode 2
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"Polymorph"
Season 3, Episode 3
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"Body Swap"
Season 3, Episode 4
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"Timeslides"
Season 3, Episode 5
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"The Last Day"
Season 3, Episode 6
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"Camille"
Season 4, Episode 1
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"DNA"
Season 4, Episode 2
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"Justice"
Season 4, Episode 3
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"White Hole"
Season 4, Episode 4
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"Dimension Jump"
Season 4, Episode 5
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"Meltdown"
Season 4, Episode 6
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"Holoship"
Season 5, Episode 1
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"Inquisitor"
Season 5, Episode 2
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"Terror Form"
Season 5, Episode 3
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"Quarantine"
Season 5, Episode 4
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"Demons and Angels"
Season 5, Episode 5
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"Back To Reality"
Season 5, Episode 6
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"Psirens"
Season 6, Episode 1
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"Legion"
Season 6, Episode 2
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"Gunmen of the Apocalypse"
Season 6, Episode 3
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"Emohawk"
Season 6, Episode 4
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"Rimmerworld"
Season 6, Episode 5
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"Out Of Time"
Season 6, Episode 6
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"Tikka To Ride"
Season 7, Episode 1
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"Stoke Me A Clipper"
Season 7, Episode 2
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"Ouroboros"
Season 7, Episode 3
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"Duct Soup"
Season 7, Episode 4
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"Blue"
Season 7, Episode 5
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"Beyond A Joke"
Season 7, Episode 6
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"Epideme"
Season 7, Episode 7
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"Nanarchy"
Season 7, Episode 8
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