contests and giveaways: no lifelines here, babe.

DREW'S ULTIMATE FIGHT CLUB GIVEAWAY: To celebrate the snazzy new look of the site, one randomly selected incredibly lucky individual will win a Fight Club promo pack, consisting of five items to make one's friends drool with envy. The five items in the promo pack are an 8x10 Fight Club photo, a promo card, promo pin, promo bandaid, and hotel-sized Fight Club bar o' soap. If you want to see what these treasures look like, click here. I could've awarded the prize in another one of my sadistic trivia contests, but I've decided to help out my karma and just give this one away without making anybody jump through any hoops o' fire.

Enter as many times as you like, your obsessive-compulsive tendencies will not be an albatross around your neck in this giveaway. The deadline to enter is 11:59 p.m. (E.S.T.) on July 31, 2000. Any entry made after July 31, 2000 will result in an e-mail succinctly stating "You snooze, you lose" and the entry be invalid. The winner will be announced August 7, 2000 and with his/her permission, be given public acclaim on the web site. Void where prohibited. But honestly, if you live in a place that won't even allow you to win a stinkin' movie giveaway, you should probably consider moving. Everyone's name and e-mail address will be discarded in a sterile environment once the winner is announced. At no time will they be given to anyone, even those annoying Girl Scouts, who offered to pony up Australia if they could hound my visitors with Thin Mint offers. Not ruling Australia will be tough, but hey, to paraphrase my man Johnny Caspar, you gotta have ethics.

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