Darth And Queenie sittin' in a tree...

Okay, I'm more like that slack-assed buddy who doesn't return your phone calls, has owed you twenty bucks for the last 6 years, and flirts with your wife when it comes to updating the site lately. For that I feel shame. Shame, I feel. But hey, it's 2002 now, and I'm a changed man! Besides, don't I get some leeway since I've had this site up since 1995? Mr. Showbiz left you high and dry, but your friend Drew, he sticks with you while simultaneously referring to himself in the 3rd person!