Contrary to what you read on wall of the bathroom stall, I do write back to everybody who e-mails me, it just takes a little while. Well, that's not entirely true, I don't really write back to people who send me e-mails with "Lose 20 pounds by eating wood chips!" "I became a millionaire by licking stamps!" and "Malaysian amputees that are willing and eager!" in the subject header. I was horrified to find out that each one of them wanted money for their services...and I thought she loved me...sniffle.

Seriously, if you e-mail me and don't hear back...resend it! I go through a zillion spams and viruses a day, and sadly, real e-mail gets lost in the bunch.

E-MAIL: scriptorama@gmail.com

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